/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.13970233]

So I graduated with an English degree 5 months ago and have just been staying with my mom reading books all day. I've never had a job before and I have no friends to get me a job. What do? I just want to read books all day and be comfy but I don't want to go homeless when my mom dies.

[Anonymous No.13970239]

Teach.

[Anonymous No.13970258]

>>13970233
cheer up, and don't feel bad for these 5 months, but don't give up either

[Anonymous No.13970290]

I'd start by just applying for some shitty jobs. An excuse to get out of your bubble a bit.

[Anonymous No.13970294]

>>13970233
>>>/adv/

[Anonymous No.13970340]

>>13970233
You're me to a T, anon. Have you thought about graduate school? It isn’t too late to start applying, and many schools no longer require GRE scores for English grads this year

[Anonymous No.13970358]

>>13970233
Just spreading love your way, anon. Your life will fall into place friend.

[Anonymous No.13970436]

>>13970239
I don't like kids and I am shy
>>13970340
I don't want to go to grad school
>>13970358
I hate everything around me and want nothing to do with it

[Anonymous No.13970503]

>>13970340
>ah goyim don’t be concerned that you can’t find work yet! You see, that 100,000 that you are now indebted to me for was an investment!
>in fact, probably the best way for you to get even better is to go to college+ and take out another 100,000 investment on yourself! Don’t worry, I’ll lend it to you for the generous offer of an 11.9-17,8% APR interest rate!

[Anonymous No.13970509]

>>13970503
I'm not in debt

[Anonymous No.13970511]

>>13970233
You fucked up. English is for fun not for work. Go get a comfy government job and be indoctrinated by left wing hugsy eugsy liberalism.

[Anonymous No.13970519]

>>13970436
Do Teach for America, or really anything that'll get you out there a little bit

[Anonymous No.13970556]

>>13970519
What's Teach for America?

[Anonymous No.13970568]

>>13970290
You gotta do this, OP. Go and get some experience and look for better stuff on the side. Don't be lazy.

[Anonymous No.13970615]

fuck a bitch
buy a motorcycle
punch some faggot
dig a well
camp outside
etc

[Anonymous No.13970619]

>>13970568
What am I applying to?

[Anonymous No.13970699]

>>13970233
Night security guard some warehouse or building site
Do your rounds, report in. Read and write the rest of the time.
Just try not to get stabbed by junkies trying to steal copper wiring

[Anonymous No.13970721]

>>13970233
Apply to a few temp agencies in your area. It's easy to get a temp job and it's a good way for young people to pick up experience.

[Anonymous No.13970766]

>>13970556
You get sent to ghetto schools for $25k/USD a year so a nigger can punch you in the mouth when you read the n-word out loud during “to kill a mockingbird”
Liberals love the program though because they’ve been indoctrinated into actually believing that blacks are human.

[Anonymous No.13970767]

>>13970233
Be a Production Assistant for the Director's Guild
Lot's of cute English graduate girls there and guys

[Anonymous No.13970776]

>>13970721
What's a temp? What do they do?
>>13970766
Brain dead fascist get out of my thread

[Anonymous No.13970783]

>>13970776
Did you know that the average black IQ is on the borderline for clinically diagnosed mental retardation?

[Anonymous No.13970785]

>>13970767
What's a production assistant and a director's guild?

[Anonymous No.13970800]

>>13970783
Detected: redneck who fucks his sister didn't go to uni because he was either too poor or too stupid or both plus gets beat up by blacks what reason does this guy even have to live at this point no idea

[Anonymous No.13970819]

>>13970785
You got Google, don't you?

"A production assistant, also known as a PA, is a member of the film crew and is a job title used in filmmaking and television for a person responsible for various aspects of a production."

"The Directors Guild of Canada, B.C. District Council (DGC BC) represents the creative and logistical personnel in the film and television industry in British Columbia."

Look, I don't know where you live but if you got any sort of motion picture production in your city, a PA is a good way to approach your issues.

Best part, in Union shows at least, you do fuck all and can read all day and make bank for what you do. Look into it.

[Anonymous No.13970826]

>>13970776
Temp as in temporary worker. A company will hire you for a short period of time. It's a good way to build your resume and pick up experience in different areas of the office. If they like you enough theyll either extend your time or hire you permanently.

[Anonymous No.13970831]

>>13970800
Close, I went to business school and now live in Tokyo. I pull 6 figures a tear at a Fortune 500 and really hate niggers. I hate them enough that I became fluent in a foreign language so I could move to a country that has almost 0 of them. It was the best decision I’ve ever made in my life.

[Anonymous No.13970841]

>>13970800
I can practically hear the wheels spinning in your head across the internet
>must call redneck dumb
>but metric by which rednecks are dumb make blacks look even worse
>AHHH call him a loser abort

[Anonymous No.13970853]

>>13970819
I live in New York. Don't I need work experience to get into that?

[Anonymous No.13970862]

>>13970826
So basically an intern? Where do I look for these?

[Anonymous No.13970881]

>>13970831
LMAO no you don't you're a fucking loser retard who fits by description at least 80% and probably the by-product of incest. feel free to take a simple picture of tokyo though I DARE YOU
>>13970841
loll what? you are so broken no wonder you read jordan peterson you sad cracked motherfucker

[Anonymous No.13970895]

>>13970853
New York!? Dude, we've been outsourcing stuff from NY, you guys are huge!

Work experience? Most likely not, maybe you have to take a Motion Picture Safety Course (you sit in a class for a day) but that's about it. Search up DGA NY(Director's Guild of America New York) and find the nearest office. They probably need PA's like crazy if it's anything like Canada right now

[Anonymous No.13970897]

>>13970881
Do you also make fun of Pakistanis for being inbred, theyre basically the most inbred people on earth

[Anonymous No.13970908]

>>13970897
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA are you inbred and DON'T live in tokyo? the fact that you had to make that up makes it EVEN MORE FUCKING HILARIOUS.

[Anonymous No.13970909]

I don't understand how non rich people get degrees like English without any plan for future income. I seriously cannot fathom that level of delusion. I'm not telling you to go into stem or advocate for universities to become job centers but if you spend 4 years learning something that obviously is not a sought after skill in the job market to wageslave and you don't have a plan to become self employed you are a complete and utter retard. What did you think was going to happen?
>b..but I was young and dumb!
If you are that stupid at 18 I'm questioning how you got into university in the first place
t.history grad who started a business and had multiple back up plans

[Anonymous No.13970917]

>>13970909
Hey, don't be so mean. There are many idiots we graduate and realize "Fuck! I chose this career path when I was 18 and now I don't know what I really want!"

[Anonymous No.13970939]

>>13970503
You should not go to graduate school if you have to pay for it.

[Anonymous No.13970943]

>>13970233
Move to the woods like me. Embrace being a hermit.

[Anonymous No.13970948]

>>13970939
Why? Not like it matters, I'm already 25k in debt, what difference does another 20k make? I'm never going to pay any of it off anyway.

[Anonymous No.13970955]

>>13970881

添付の写真は2-3週間前に撮った。
見ると分かると思うが、名古屋にある居酒屋の写真だよ。東京の写真もいっぱいあるけど、個人情報が入っているのでアップロードはしない。

[Anonymous No.13970973]

>>13970239
Every fucking school district requires a Masters now.

[Anonymous No.13970983]

>>13970862
Google staffing agencies near you and submit applications

[Anonymous No.13970998]

>>13970233
Work for a law firm or government agency and go to law school at night
Make sure you have these down stone cold before starting law school:
1. Grammar (serious grammar)
2. Logic
3. Rhetoric

[Anonymous No.13971001]

>>13970998
Also, if you’re a brainlet and can’t get at least a 170 and into a T14 then law school isn’t worth it.

[Anonymous No.13971006]

>>13970233
Also, enjoy every minute with mum

[Anonymous No.13971012]

>>13970955
Btfo. Lucky nigger. I want to move to nigger free Japan but my wife won't go for it. I only make 80 though

[Anonymous No.13971046]

>>13971012
Learn Japanese and upgrade to a qt Japanese wife anon. You’ll never get tired of winning.

[Anonymous No.13971048]

>>13970909
everyones stupid at 18 bucko.
The more instructive question is, why do we still culturally market college as the indispensable be-all-end-all career path when it obviously is not

[Anonymous No.13971058]

>>13971046
My gf is like a qt white girl who likes larping as a jap so I'm kinda better off. She's also smart and can hold a convo and I don't think I could fall in love with a gook, but good for you anon. Killing it. Maybe in another life for me... I will just stay in white world while jiggaboos gyrate around our cultural institutions and tell me how evil I am.

[Anonymous No.13971072]

>>13970766
Yeah it's pretty shit but it's a good way to get something on the resume and it's tangentially related to his degree. And if he hates kids then he'll go in primed to be harsh on those ghetto fucks

[Anonymous No.13971082]

just remember that all "jobs" are degrading and soul killing. Keep reading, keep staying comfy, fuck the rationalizations of sellout cowards.

"hurrr get out of the house, hurrr jump through hoops for boss/professor, hurrr job market income blah blah blah" - how about just live the NEET ARISTOCRAT life you were born to lead like a real mother fucking nigga? fuck these pussy niggas working "jobs" lol bitches keep earning and paying my neetbux while I shitpost and read the classics 10 hours a day!

[Anonymous No.13971086]

>>13970955
post a timestamp you pussy fucking punchbag

[Anonymous No.13971093]

>>13970955
perfect english translation lmao like i said post a timestamp you sketchyhead punchable motherfucker

[Anonymous No.13971103]

>>13970955
COMPLETELY based and checked

[Anonymous No.13971105]

>>13971058
sounds like you are a cuck give me your gfs mobile number

[Anonymous No.13971111]

>>13971103
haha nice samefag timestamp of tokyo is easy but you'd rather repeat post in your sister fucking shithole

[Anonymous No.13971125]

>>13971111
cringe and patheticpilled, quads ignored.

>>13970955
so what do the japanese people think of the big ugly gwailo creepin around their streets buying panties from the panty vending machine?

[Anonymous No.13971131]

>>13971125
LMAO are you seriously samefagging your own copypaste picture and fail google translate?
post a timestamp or gtfo

[Anonymous No.13971136]

>>13971131
there are at least 3 people in here who think you're retarded

[Anonymous No.13971145]

>>13970831
>so I could move to a country that has almost 0 of them
but anon...
in japan it's you

[Anonymous No.13971147]

>>13971136
ok so post a timestamp incest boy

[Anonymous No.13971153]

>>13971105
I will give you mine if you give me yours. Oh wait... Guess the only cuck here is you whose future gf is getting the dick elsewhere right now.

Sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.13971154]

>>13971125
Nobody really hates the weebs who come here on vacation or whatever. They’re treated like a spectacle (and shops can sell shitty souvenirs at crazy high prices to them.)
English Teachers in Japan are probably the most despised type of foreigner because they tend to live in the country for a few years without making any effort to learn the language and just cause a general annoyance to everyone.
Funnily enough, te used panties thing is super rare. I’ve lived in nipland for 5 years and have only actually come over 1 pair at some shady rundown store in Akihabara.

Btw: gweilo is what chinks use for white people. Nips use the word “gaijin “

[Anonymous No.13971161]

>>13971154
I know I was testing you. You passed with frying colors anon.

[Anonymous No.13971163]

>>13970233
I would love that life. My parents despise me and won’t even talk to me. I haven’t graduated yet and could see the anger in their eyes when they must deign to interact with me. I’m going to become a mortician though, so that’ll be my work. Everything else would distract from my writing and potential family/friends.

[Anonymous No.13971171]

>>13971136
not even asking for your face because you probably look like a massive homo boy so it's fine just tokyo with a /lit/ timestamp it's easy
>>13971153
it's crazy that you took 5 minutes to type that post but it's okay you probably have no girlfriend because you're a preop punchbag fuckdoll

[Anonymous No.13971194]

>>13970436
Grow some balls. Nearly all good paying jobs are socializing with one another. Unless you have the skills and could become a freelance writer.

[Anonymous No.13971197]

>>13971154
>>13971161
huhh do you think i'm that faggot loser? bro it's so simple just post a timestamp and tokyo in the background.

[Anonymous No.13971202]

>>13970948
Lmao how much of a retarded poorfag do you have to be where 25k is a lifetime debt. If you make 50k a year you can pay it off in 2 years, shit you can pay it off in a year if you're willing to cut expenses. You deserve to be in the position you're in. I hope to God you're not a common example of all the bitching about student debt you hear nowdays

[Anonymous No.13971212]

>>13971197
You’re replying to like 6 different people.

Anyways, I’m in a waiting room for a meeting right now but I went ahead and made a time stamp with my foreign residence card. Of course I’ve edited the sensitive data but if you look in the top left you’ll see “ministry of japan” and also the Japanese government seal on the bottom right.

You negro loving English major failure of a human being.

[Anonymous No.13971233]

>>13971212
LMAO what the fuck you retard dogshit cunt just post a simple picture of tokyo in the background with a timestamp instead you post some photoshop-looking picture.

[Anonymous No.13971238]

>>13971171
Someone's cut.

[Anonymous No.13971247]

>>13971233
>retard dogshit cunt
Pretty big talk coming from a nigger loving jobless English major living in his moms basement.

[Anonymous No.13971253]

>>13971238
oo nice one preop
>>13971247
post a timestamp it's so easy instead you have to post insults because you're a punchdoll fuckface incest baby cunt who doesn't have a timestamp

[Anonymous No.13971260]

>>13971253
Since we can assume you're bad at math the way you're writing here confirms you're just dumb in general

[Anonymous No.13971268]

>>13971260
based

[Anonymous No.13971277]

>>13970909
Because I don't care and just want to read books.

[Anonymous No.13971295]

>>13970233
An Hero before it gets any worse.

[Anonymous No.13971319]

>>13971260
>>13971268
all i've gathered from this is that i could beat you up and the other guy is a pre-op who you is your fated lover.

[Anonymous No.13971332]

>>13971212
Is this?
You live in and your wife?

[Anonymous No.13971335]

>>13971212
is this you?

[Anonymous No.13971338]

>>13971319
I wasn't being ironic with that based, anon.

[Anonymous No.13971340]

>>13971335
me on the right

[Anonymous No.13971342]

>>13971277
Why even bother making a thread if you're just going to shut down everyone's advice that you're givin. Go ahead and read your books until mommy dies and end up in the streets because you were dumb enough wasting your time on books and not giving a thought on your future.

[Anonymous No.13971343]

>>13971338
>>13971340
is this david hickman i'm speaking to?

[Anonymous No.13971350]

>>13971343
Im David GetoffthisdickMan (esquire)

[Anonymous No.13971352]

>>13971253
>nogf
>calling other tranny
>on 4chan
Nice, how's the hrt going?

[Anonymous No.13971356]

>>13971350
is this david HICK MAN?
>>13971352
who said i wasn't attached?

[Anonymous No.13971358]

So I graduated with an Associate in Science 5 months ago and have just been staying with my mom reading books all day. I've never had a job before and I have no friends to get me a job. What do? I just want to read books all day and be comfy but I don't want to go homeless when my mom dies.

[Anonymous No.13971363]

>>13971350
hey alpha male is this you?

[Anonymous No.13971364]

>>13971342
I don't want a future in the business world maybe suicide is the vest option

[Anonymous No.13971379]

>>13971363
I am several of the trees in the background(a young poplar colony), I've already pollinated 7 other girl trees

[Anonymous No.13971382]

>>13971352
bro i know people in yokohama and ohio you look like a faggot stay safe

[Anonymous No.13971393]

>>13971382
>i know people in yokohama and ohio
do you have tranny penpals

[Anonymous No.13971407]

>>13971363
cute wife desu anon

[Anonymous No.13971419]

>>13971393
i'm not kidding. i have 3 mutual friends with you and 1 mutual friend with your wife stay safe

[Anonymous No.13971428]

>>13971407
too bad he is going to die. imagine that face left in a wide drain.

[Anonymous No.13971472]

Calling david wolf right now

[Anonymous No.13971484]

OP here what is the best way to kill myself? There isnt anything I want to do in this world

[Anonymous No.13971498]

>>13971484
Exit bag with helium.

[Anonymous No.13971514]

>>13971006
Yah, this anon has it. I lost my mum 5 years ago.

[Anonymous No.13971518]

>>13970973
Well, can't have any free thinkers out there mucking up all the "progress" we've made in developing a permanent slave class.

[Anonymous No.13971574]

>>13971484
Self pity won't solve anything. If you're so interested in reading become a freelance writer. Work from home and become self employed.

[Anonymous No.13971591]

>>13971574
or go live in japan and give your identity away stay safe DAVID

[Anonymous No.13971602]

>>13971574
I don't want to be a writer. The corporate world is garbage. Everyone around is stupid and tasteless. And everything is going to keep turning into garbage. Best thing to do is an hero.

[Anonymous No.13971611]

>>13970436
become a librarian in a very small place or a priest

[Anonymous No.13971650]

>>13971611
libraries are just community centers now and I would rather kill myself then be a priest at a mcchurch. i dont care for religion but the people that occupy mcchurches know nothing about the foundational philosophers that make up their religion spending time with the god awful brain dead populace listening to their retarded problems is an awful existence. And don't call me an edgelord I have first hand experience at what goes on at church in this time I still go to church even though I reject the religion I was born into so that my mother doesnt get depressed.

[Anonymous No.13971651]

>david
>stemchad
>slays japanese puss puss every night
>high paying job
>makes humanities fag seethe

>>13971591
>you
>humanities virgin
>jobless
>no girlfriend
>seethes

[Anonymous No.13971678]

>>13971651
are you david because i'm not even kidding i called david wolf check with him

[Anonymous No.13971679]

>>13971650
>>13971602
Based. I don't have any advice anon I did STEM and have a wagie job now and it just gets worse after you graduate. There's nothing wrong with suicide but I hope you find something that you like doing.

[Anonymous No.13971693]

>>13971678
i called the kgb, theyre arriving at your door shortly

[Anonymous No.13971709]

>>13971693
ok you're that preop anon. he probably fucked off because i'm going to find him ;)