/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.13953960]

Help me bag this boiling beauty, /lit

[Anonymous No.13953984]

“Suck my hairy balls, you bitch.”

[Anonymous No.13953990]

>>13953960
how is your cringe working, omg

[Anonymous No.13954005]

>>13953990
It won't for long. Help

[Anonymous No.13954007]

>>13953990
>she politely replies 16 hours later
>it's working

[Anonymous No.13954012]

>>13953990
It’s the authenticity and creativity paired with the obvious artistic vibes from the dudes profile. The shoe fits, so he’s free to be like this.

[Anonymous No.13954017]

>>13954005
not sure, bro. i would tell you to stop talking like you're a character in an 18th century novel but that might be the only reason she even replied lmao
>>13954007
yeah but it seems like a good response

[Anonymous No.13954020]

>>13954005
for starters, stop the 18th century dandy larp while you still can

[Anonymous No.13954040]

>>13954017
>not sure, bro. i would tell you to stop talking like you're a character in an 18th century novel but that might be the only reason she even replied lmao
>>>13954020
>for starters, stop the 18th century dandy larp while you still can
OP I say double down

[Anonymous No.13954044]

>>13954040
yeah, i would feel bad telling OP not to /be himself/ lmaooo

[Anonymous No.13954052]

>>13953960
Tell her you can draw her if she'd like, slowly reverting to 21st century parlance

[Anonymous No.13954062]

>>13954052
Fuck, that's pretty good

[Anonymous No.13954067]

>>13953960
Offer to suck her toes.

[Anonymous No.13954068]

>>13954012
Maybe she'll visit the thread and give me her own advice

[Anonymous No.13954084]

[Anonymous No.13954119]

>>13954084
Give her the dick

[Anonymous No.13954125]

>>13954084
hahaha bruh, you gonna get that bussy because of your art holy shit, and it's not even good omg hahahah girls are so easy lmao i'm gonna become an artist too for bussy

[Anonymous No.13954128]

IDK anything I'd say wouldn't work as the girls I hook up with are complete degenerates, so asking her to fuck or saying she is sexy or that you'd never have kids with her wouldn't work unless she's also a degenerate, but seeing as she's English and has a faux-slutty pro pic I'd advise against it.

[Anonymous No.13954180]

>>13954119
Now accepting funds for a flight to her city

[Anonymous No.13954185]

>>13954084
Swear I’ve seen a photo of that girl before

[Anonymous No.13954202]

she's not good enough for you, anon.

[Anonymous No.13954219]

>>13954185
Time really flies, doesn't it, Tao
How fragile memory is

[Anonymous No.13954233]

>>13954185
heard the name too

[Anonymous No.13954235]

>>13954185
she looks like one of those alt-light e-celebs. lauren something or other. not southern, there's another one named lauren i think

[Anonymous No.13954256]

>>13953960
>>13954084
What app is this?

[Anonymous No.13954266]

>>13953960
>Reddit notification

[Anonymous No.13954280]

Damn she got old quick https://youtu.be/wruKoxKKwtA

[Anonymous No.13954294]

>>13954266
this woman is a heavy drinker

[Anonymous No.13954306]

>>13954280
yeah i gotta reiterate, she's not good enough for you, anon.

[Anonymous No.13954330]

>>13954125
It only works if you're Chad

[Anonymous No.13954333]

>>13954280
this is comfy as fuck.
https://www.counter-currents.com/2019/06/7-11-nationalism/

[Anonymous No.13954342]

>>13954052
Throw in a biggie smalls reference

[Anonymous No.13954344]

>>13954084
Your drawings are ugly.

[Anonymous No.13954370]

>>13954306
Projection. Face it anon, people age; women less gracefully than men.

[Anonymous No.13954384]

>>13954370
nothing to do with her face, the guy who posted this is thoughtful and has a beautiful creativity extant within him, it would be a shame if he lets this vixen come and tear all his confidence away. nothing to do with her looks.
she quoted him in the last message with a "lol". it's simply not meant to be, he's just better than her, more thoughtful, more sweet, more earnest and more clever. he deserves better than to be blinded by some possible shot at a fame flame.
but who knows, i don't give good advice, go for it, OP, challenge the sky

[Anonymous No.13954395]

>>13954384
Misread your previous comment. I'm not certain as to OPs creative ability but you're right nevertheless

[Anonymous No.13954415]

>>13954384
you're talking about a man who has a reddit notification, anon...

[Anonymous No.13954441]

>>13954415
we all have our flaws, yours is being a judgmental prick

[Anonymous No.13954459]

>>13954384
Is this our romantic literary version of /fit/'s insatiable homolust?

[Anonymous No.13954468]

>>13954084
Your drawings are awful, absolutely faustian late-modernity decadent degeneracy, and if she likes that, she probably is as depraved as you are.

[Anonymous No.13954471]

>>13954441
upboated

[Anonymous No.13954474]

>>13954280
>>13954333
she seems pretty chill and cool to hang out with

[Anonymous No.13954498]

>>13954084
Kek

[Anonymous No.13954607]

>>13954468
:C

[Anonymous No.13954616]

>>13954256
Instagram

[Anonymous No.13954634]

>>13953960
just look at these bad boys.

[Anonymous No.13954639]

>>13954468
Must agree. The West has exhausted its creative function. Also, take the Spengler-pill.

[Anonymous No.13954659]

>>13954639
The visual arts have been dead and you are trying to resuscitate them

[Anonymous No.13954701]

>>13954235
maybe Brittany selner?

[Anonymous No.13954771]

[Anonymous No.13954829]

>>13954771
What y'all think she smells like

[Anonymous No.13954837]

>>13954474
yeah, her vid blogs are just her trying to work through least remarkable thoughts as honestly as she can. it's a nice project, a humble ritual. she seems nice and thoughtful.

[Anonymous No.13954853]

>>13954829
cabbage and armpits

[Anonymous No.13954854]

>>13954837
Anyone notice how her eyes are consantly wandering left to right in a lot of her videos? Is it drugs or a disorder?

[Anonymous No.13954864]

>>13954854
she's probably reading something

[Anonymous No.13954884]

>>13953960
You should start by blotting out her name, when you post screenshots to 4chan so that hundreds of internet weirdos don't spam her messages.

[Anonymous No.13954895]

>>13954853
>cabbage
i thought the same thing...

[Anonymous No.13954897]

>>13954884

[Anonymous No.13954909]

>>13954280
Was she blasted by the fucking Sun.

>>13954294
What was the term the manosphere people had for women who destroyed themselves by partying too hard too long? Caucasoid Advanced Aging Syndrome?

[Anonymous No.13954980]

>>13954884
She's famous around these parts; she would've been recognized anyways. I'd probably find the decency not to post our sex tape, though.

[Anonymous No.13954987]

>>13954084
Can someone post the full sized image of the drawings plzzzz

[Anonymous No.13954992]

>>13954987
Why?

[Anonymous No.13955013]

>>13954992
so i can see what the big deal is?

[Anonymous No.13955087]

No faggot

[Anonymous No.13955446]

>>13954987
Will you draw her feet?

[Anonymous No.13955468]

>>13954634
Don't forget to help rock the Wikifeet votes for /ourgirl/

[Anonymous No.13955483]

>>13954333
This article has nothing to do with Megan, right?

[Anonymous No.13955489]

[Anonymous No.13955490]

>>13953960
>marrying writer Tao Lin

FUCK

[Anonymous No.13955494]

[Anonymous No.13955496]

>>13955489
why did you post this cringe

[Anonymous No.13955499]

>>13954634

[Anonymous No.13955502]

>>13955496
It's a mystery

[Anonymous No.13955523]

[Anonymous No.13955534]

Good damn your overcrowded status bar gives me ptsd

[Anonymous No.13955977]

>>13955534
Would OP be so kind as to tunnel through those icons by explaining their personal importance?

[Anonymous No.13956052]

>>13954634
I'm having trouble finding the post, but an anon had found a precise date and time from Liveblog that corresponded to the recorded weight, 129.4 pounds, in pic related. Documented in the fitness oriented mode Megan often inhabits, sudden, purgative and putting up impressive numbers before returning to society, Liveblog could be read as the struggle of exercise programming against a host of other habits. That specific day's entry I think might have had something like 300 squats. There's photos documenting an athletic person with her body as evidence of intense, regular devotion. I think it's funny how obscure the details of her athletic programming remain, given the studious effort delivered to expose and expound upon everything in her day to day life, or else it seems missed in reviews and discussion.

[Anonymous No.13956063]

>>13955490
>ywn live in a creative fugue with your bang muse

[Anonymous No.13956070]

>>13954639
Jung absolutely obliterated Spengler as his contemporary, why read that loser now?

[Anonymous No.13956080]

>>13954384
Op sounded pretentious. If you want to be friendly, act friendly. OP didn't impress her because of it. Talk warmly. Be frank, but not brash.

[Anonymous No.13956161]

>>13954829
If I were a rich man, I'd be able to wait patiently in my hermetically sealed latex yurt, where a perspiration drenched Megan would, after a one of her punishing regimens of exertion, when she'd so doused her adorbs athletic garments by the abundant sparkly glandular fruit misting her Carnelian skin, she would enter the negative pressure anterior entryway and hasten to my sealed yurt, where she'll mount her exercise platform beneath which a highly efficient turbine drafted drip harvest system would tug all the goodness that would fall from her heated yoga mat, upon which she will perform sixty minutes of mobility exercises, hydrating whenever needed, twisting, contorting herself, brushing any sweat from her face or arms or shins not with any cloth but finely filamented hydrophobic silicone brushes that help collect and push the water from her skin and into the collection system. I would pay Megan to do this every day, for as long as it took to accumulate several gallons of her perspiration. I would bottle this and call this perhaps Megan Original. But I would want to use any remaining fortune I had on continuining the process, tightening and improving whatever efficiencies technology permitted, but with a more strict experimental design placed on Megan's diet. We could acquire a few liters of Megan's specially emitted tinctured by her Polynesian or Hawaiian themed diets with pungent pork and tree fruit, for instance. We could feed her spicy foods and collect a few liters or even, perhaps, collect a special edition of her excreta produced by the water chugging spigots buried invisibly beneath Megan's marmoreal skin, focusing on their hydrous fumigation during the ingestion of spicy foods, when her adrenal and psychoactive nerves are also bleating. A cellar would be built, filled to its brims with jars and bottles and carboys and special glass thimbles kept beneath rubber-rimmed glass bells, and another cellar would be required before long. Leaving aside the sordid oral ingestion of these highly concentrated elixirs, I would like to endorse the re-aerosolization of the collected perspiration. I would keep my yurt at whichever body temperatures were recorded inside Megan during the exercise that produced the given volume of exudation, to help its aromas re-equillibrate and perhaps fool them into thinking they are back inside Megan and could return to their pungent state of magic.

[Anonymous No.13956194]

>>13954829
If I were a rich man, I'd be able to wait patiently in my hermetically sealed latex yurt, where a perspiration drenched Megan would, after a one of her punishing regimens of exertion, when she'd so doused her adorbs athletic garments by the abundant sparkly glandular fruit misting her Carnelian skin, she would enter the negative pressure anterior entryway and hasten to my sealed yurt, where she'll mount her exercise platform beneath which a highly efficient turbine drafted drip harvest system would tug all the goodness that would fall from her heated yoga mat, upon which she will perform sixty minutes of mobility exercises, hydrating whenever needed, twisting, contorting herself, brushing any sweat from her face or arms or shins not with any cloth but finely filamented hydrophobic silicone brushes that help collect and push the water from her skin and into the collection system.
I would pay Megan to do this every day, for as long as it took to accumulate several gallons of her perspiration. I would bottle this and call this perhaps Megan Original or MegO or just Meg. And I would need to use any remaining fortune I had on continuining these projects, tightening and improving whatever efficiencies technology permitted, but with a more strict experimental design placed on Megan's diet. We could develop a few liters of Megan's special emissions tinctured by her Polynesian or Hawaiian themed diets packed with pungent pork and tree fruit, for instance. We could feed her spicy foods and collect a few liters or even, perhaps, collect a special edition of her excreta produced by the water chugging spigots buried invisibly beneath Megan's marmoreal skin, focusing on their emergent hydrous fumigation triggered by the ingestion of spicy foods, when her adrenal and psychoactive nerves are also bleating. It would be interesting too to see Megan pack on sound thicc poundage and compare the notes of the crystalline globes that tumble down her cherubic tum bulge.
A cellar would be built, filled to its brims with jars and bottles and carboys and special glass thimbles kept beneath rubber-rimmed glass bells, and another cellar would be required before long. Leaving aside the sordid oral ingestion of these highly concentrated elixirs, I would like to endorse the re-aerosolization of the collected perspiration. I would keep my yurt at whichever body temperatures were recorded inside Megan during the exercise that produced the given volume of exudation, to help its aromas re-equillibrate and perhaps fool them into thinking they are back inside Megan and could return to their pungent state of magic.

[Anonymous No.13956398]

>>13954125
just b urself bro

and lift weights so you aren't a walking embarrassment, sorry but that's life.

[Anonymous No.13956581]

>>13953960

[Anonymous No.13956620]

>>13956194
>marmoreal

[Anonymous No.13956631]

>>13954084
That's a man.
>>13954119
"She" already has one.

[Anonymous No.13957236]

>>13953960
>bluetooth on

[Anonymous No.13957272]

>>13953960
youre somewhat good at rhyming anon. try again

[Anonymous No.13957742]

>>13953960
>assboyle
wew lad

[Anonymous No.13957749]

>>13957742
I think she's sometimes the most caustic troll in these types of threads, throwing an anti-Megan incendiary to provoke a pro-Megan riot

[Anonymous No.13957762]

>>13957749
>implying not every post is just her using a botnet to talk to herself

[Anonymous No.13957766]

>>13955499
>"How about wearing your gym shoes all day before you come over next time?"

This is my fetish too. What a lad

[Anonymous No.13957851]

>>13954084
You're already in mate, just ask her out to some hipster bar and you'll get laid in no time.

[Anonymous No.13957865]

blazes is boinkin her with his flamin horsecock already. might as well give up, son. maybe you'll get lucky to sniff at her soiled knickers.

[Anonymous No.13957868]

OP=GOD
masterful ruse design, lure in the fishie,s , exquisite bait ("reddit" app icon on phone), it's a more subtle version of the "gay sex with hats on" tab

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.13957873]

>>13954005
Be genuine

>>13954084
Yuck.

[Anonymous No.13957985]

>>13955534
This. Why do people do this ? If anything really scratches my autism, it's those God damn awful over-saturated notification bars. Read them, deactivate them, my God. Why do people do this ? Is it to feel less lonely ? For the sheer pleasure of being messy ? Do something.

On a side note, wasn't Megan Boyle some British talent show really ugly singer ?

[Anonymous No.13958007]

>>13957985
It's not a big deal for us non-autists to glance over a few microscopic icons once in a while

[Anonymous No.13958013]

>>13957851
Any tips for seducing a woman 10+ years my senior??

[Anonymous No.13958160]

>>13958007
And I'm the crazy.

[Anonymous No.13958324]

“Hey! Hey, you!”
“…Hi-”
“Don’t pretend like you don’t know who I am.”
“I think you might have me - ”
“Really? Don’t kid a kidder, man.”
“Yeah, right ok. Well, I really thought- think it best to give people discretion and not intrude on their-”
“Oh really? Yes, you’re certainly an apostle of discretion and non-intrusion when vested in anonymity of the internet.”
“Uh, I-”
“Uh, I, Uh, I what? Don’t deny it. Don’t fucking do that. Don’t take accountability from me you shithead!”
“Hey, I’m sorry, ok? I’m sorry, I think though maybe you’re mistaken- ”
“Oh I am many things, haha but I am not “mistaken,” you pretentious little coward. You know I know people who could cut your balls off and dump you down some well, right?”
“Hey, woah woah, I’m not here to threaten anyone. I don’t know what sort of online bullying trauma you’ve faced or what monero financed mustachioed PI told you, but I like you, I like your stuff, even when I understood the five second pitch of it from repeated passing references and allusion, I was drawn to it. It became one of those books I had to accept I’d have to read or else I’d wonder about it too much.”
“Ok, well, maybe thank you, but I don’t think that gives you license to say whatever you want about me or my friends online.”
“Again, whatever you think you understand about my shitposting or trolling or whatever you call it, it’s so tame and below the norms of what grabs attention in those spaces that it barely registers above bot driven traffic. What exactly did they tell you I did?”
“Holy hell, all of you are completely the same. Dissimulate, dodge, deflect. This is why the whole society is shit. Everyone’s a mealy-mouthed post-committal fluid in search of their hydraulics.”
“You’re lookin’ like an over ripe tomato”
“Fucking really? Overripe? Asshole, funny asshole shithead fuck. You look like a funny fucking asshole.”
“Like with rainbow hair?”
“Harhar! I’m not here to be flirtatious or witty. There’s not some connection or portal waiting for you here.”
“OK, so you found me. So, what do you need to say? What do you want from me?”
“God, why did I not think I would be irritated during this ordeal. ”
“I’m sorry.”
“I need you to stop all of the posting. No more Rupi and Megan sagas submitted to literary publications. No more social engineering of photographs of my sunbathing axilla or soles, no more raiding of my garbage, no more coercing or bribing people to steal my dirty laundry, no more drones, no more GPS devices and clandestine tagging. That’d be a nice start.”
“You really think-”
“No more laser mics, no more gifts, I just donate them to women’s shelters. No more using me images as avatars, no more using me as a fictional character in your weird fan fiction. And, no, I don’t have to think. I know.”

[Anonymous No.13958331]

>>13958324
“You-”
“Yes, I do. I know because a firm of ex-spooks took five minutes to figure you all out. And you’re fucked, bucko.”
“Is there a path off your shit list?”
“How did you think you could hide? That I wouldn’t track you down? People from my world do not fuck around. We clean-up little shits like you. People on retainer wait years for a chance to show loyalty and service to us and would make an art of your disappearance. You’re literally less than an errand to me. My publisher will sweep you away, or dissolve. I don’t really care.”
“You sound really irritated and paranoid. Maybe you need some drugs beyond la croix.”
“Fuck you, trollboy. Get fucked, trollboy.”
“Uhuh”
“Oh, the detached permanently disassociated nonaligned trollmaster frog king, wow, aren’t you special?”
“Megan-”
“You don’t have to commit to anything because you’re nothing. You’re an accident shambling about a backbone but otherwise spineless and hideous, as meaningless as a random number generator, devoid of ethics a vacuous membrane for whatever is near you to crawl inside and catabolize. I create things. My friends create things. What do you do, wasteoid?”
“I never said-”
“You know what? I actually know way more about you than you know about me. You’re pretty much an open book, lots of purchase histories to consult when forming a profile. And all that stuff is automated anyways. I didn’t have to pay extra for it. They just handed me a thick folder with lots of interesting pornographic tastes.”
“…”
“Yeah, that’s what I thought. That’s hilarious. You know what I know? You don’t even think to play if I’m bluffing. I got you, don’t I? Your whole sad life I could upend.”
“Um, well, it’s not like porn is somehow unique. You really think anyone cares?”
“Oh, I bet you care, Mr. Stoic.”
“Ok ok ok, I’ll never ever say or type your name again if that’s what you need from me.”
“Wow, so conciliatory, huh? What if I decided not to stop? What if I decided, like you did, fuck it! I’ll destroy something. I’ll mash that butterfly, I’ll crush the little finch in my fucking fist.”
“I-I am deeply, seriously beyond regretful and hurt - struck by getting how whatever I said affected you…”

[Anonymous No.13958335]

>>13958331
“How whatever? How whatever affected me? Like it was an accident? Oh, its so mysterious and relativistic is it?”
“Well, maybe you could laugh at-”
“What the fuck do you even know about real life, mister anonymous? I can only imagine what sort of stunted self-experiment you continue to laud. I feel like I’m talking to a broken drone. You are literally what is wrong with humanity. You’re a husk-person, really a cousin of the zombie. Wasteoids forfeit their human rights the moment they try to undercut women’s image online for sport.”
“If I could-”
“Like, I have literally loved people and been loved by them. And from that I know I could never do the things you do. You’re just evil.”
“Ok, maybe-”
“You’re evil and you’re beyond help. You’re one of these wasteoids that consume and transmogrify into this ghoulish demon. Like, you need an exorcism, or you’re why they were invented.”
“…”
“Wow, that felt good to say. I get really worked up about some of this.”

[Anonymous No.13958355]

>>13957873
woah butterfly with a based opinion for once