/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.13935765]

>High school: "Like, EW! What an ugly creep!"
>College: *completely ignores you while fucking Chads every week*
>Working life: "I, like, don't think that this candidate displayed enough of our Core Values in his interview. He got the technical questions right but he didn't show Excellent Enthusiasm or Majestic Motivation in his teamwork examples. We should reject him."

[Anonymous No.13935771]

>>13935765
This assumes you'd even get an interview and not be screened out by an algorithm beforehand.

[Anonymous No.13935772]

>>13935765
Good, the world was never meant for nerds.

[Anonymous No.13935776]

>>13935765
Normally they hire attractive girls to be recruiters if the job is really really horrible, but you are right that attractive girls didn't give a shit about tech or "nerdy" stuff until it started generating hellacious revenue.

[Anonymous No.13935779]

>>13935765
What the fuck even are these jobs? Every roastie I went to highschool school with is now in recruiting, marketing, HR etc.

[Anonymous No.13935785]

>>13935772
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[Anonymous No.13935787]

Why are incels shitting up this board?
What does this have to do with /lit/?
Why do incels think life is like high school?

[Anonymous No.13935795]

>>13935787
I don’t know pal, but I’d appreciate a hug right about now.

[Anonymous No.13935799]

>>13935787
>Why do incels think life is like high school
I would be legitimately surprised if the average age on this site is over 19.

[Anonymous No.13935835]

>>13935772
Nerds literally founded all these companies and crowd the programming departments.

[Anonymous No.13935841]

>>13935771
This
On the real I find it easier to get the pass from female recruiters than male recruiters. Just act go lucky, happy, and a bit naive. Steer the conversation towards quality of life like things and display empathy when anything is described related to her emotions.
>Yeah, the time off is really great and even on the occasional overnight shift you have to do not many people call in so you can just watch Netflix the whole time. We just watched the Office all night last time haha
>Haha wow that sounds like a lot of fun. I love the Office!
>Yeah! Same here haha its like my favorite show
I don't even watch the Office. Smashed that interview. Y'all need to learn how to fake it.
Btw I didn't get the job I failed the next interview where I was interviewed by a man/woman team and had a panic attack when I sat down at the table, so don't take advice from me, you don't want to be me.

[Anonymous No.13935847]

>>13935787
Report all low effort posts, and sage goes in options.

[Anonymous No.13935877]

>>13935841
Good advice. When dealing with women you mirror their energy but hold back a little. So when she gets excited, get excited too but not as excited. When she gets sad, get a little sad too but not as sad. This shows that you're empathic and not a weird robot but also you're more stable than her which women want to see in men.

[Anonymous No.13935894]

>>13935835
>I raised my wife’s son, that makes me the real dad!

[Anonymous No.13935920]

>>13935795

[Anonymous No.13935945]

>>13935841
>I find it easier to get the pass from female recruiters
I've always found this to be true as well. I always knew I wasn't going to get the job when the female recruiter I was supposed to be interviewed by was substituted for a male one while growing up

[Anonymous No.13935986]

>>13935771
>Be a literal autist or schizoid
>fail the automated interview due to not adhering to facial recognition cues
Just think, Stephen Hawking would never get hired anywhere and be a nobody.

[Anonymous No.13936091]

>>13935779
theyre sinecures for dumb bitches. ultiamtely the idiot men who allow these sinecures to exist are to blame.

[Anonymous No.13936096]

>>13935894
What does that have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.13936110]

>>13935787
>Why do incels think life is like high school?
In what ways does life *not* play out like high school, minus the added responsibilities and suffering?

[Anonymous No.13937340]

>>13935986
Justice at last, Then.

[Anonymous No.13937353]

>>13936110
High school is an imitation of life not the other way around

[Anonymous No.13937403]

>>13937353
Wut

[Anonymous No.13937410]

>>13937403
It’s a microcosm of life.

[Anonymous No.13937411]

>>13936110
You can any two things the same if you're vague enough

[Anonymous No.13937432]

>>13935765
Hard to explain since im a little drunk but youre making universal aspects of human nature into some kafkaesque conspiracy. No shit a multibillion dollar tech company would have physically attractive female recruiters w/ basic emotional intelligence. Sex sells and it always will. High schook is over. College is over. Live your life and realize that you will die and you dont know when

[Anonymous No.13937440]

>>13935771
Google and Amazon used AI to filter out candidates and it overwhelmingly let through college educated white and Asian men before they got rid of it for being racist.

[Anonymous No.13937446]

>>13935787
Life is literally like high school. You're the type of beta who would brown nose to the Chads and Stacys but ultimately never made it into their click because your ugly and weird. You probably only got laid to some whale in your senior year of high school and are studying journalism at a mediocre no name college.

[Anonymous No.13937453]

I'm in college and women are all over me and I'm not really super attractive and I don't date since I'm a Muslim. The idea that women in college ignore males seems blatantly at odds with reality, they all dress very provicatively and constantly make googoo eyes at you while fiddling with their bras. The trick isn't getting women in college, it's not falling

[Anonymous No.13937473]

>>13935765
And you better watch your fucking mouth unless you want to get #metoo'd despite never being anywhere close to touching her. Just look at those bitches and tell me that they're not the kind who'd pull shit like that.