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What's a good book I can gift a tradcath girl that likes romance for her birthday? Help me out here bros.

>> No.13924876

>>13924872
if she is dressed like that she isn't tradcath

>> No.13924883
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>>13924876
Nah she isn't, just a cute girl to bring attention to the thread

>> No.13924885

If she's truly tradcath, she shouldn't know how to read.

>> No.13924886

>>13924872
>tradcath

More like, 'trash can'. Where they belong.

>> No.13924892

>>13924886
Where else can you find a virgin girl for marriage nowadays tho

>> No.13924894

>>13924883
larping as a jap is enough to signal the mental illness of a woman to me

>> No.13924909

>>13924894
All women are mentally ill, it's just a matter of choosing which flavor you prefer.

>> No.13924911

>>13924872
>>13924883
She's every Anon's dream. Very beautiful, but just clumsy enough to give Anon the idea that she would be in his league, and share his interests. As only further signaled by her wearing that weeb shit.

>> No.13924927

>>13924892
Not at anywhere that "tradcath" women congregate. You know that baptism doesn't actually bring the hymen back, right?

>> No.13924946
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>>13924911
What about this one?

>> No.13924952
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13924952

>>13924872
as a (not strictly traditional) catholic man, here is where i stand on the tradcath gf meme: i don't fucking care.
>b-b-but if i'm gonna get married she has to have a hymen! she has to be 5'6 and have blue eyes and blonde hair and size c cup tiddies and she has to love dogs and reading and she has to be my perfect little princess!
literally don't fucking care. stop being a faggot.

>> No.13924966

>>13924946
she cute omg

>> No.13924972

>>13924946
>putting her family and friends above her faith
the absolute state of heretics.

>> No.13924974

>>13924946
Cute but not perfect. She's probably really boring, 26 years is rather old, I doubt she is a true Christian (i.e. virgin) and her photo is edited although I am willing to believe it's an automatic filter.

>> No.13924975

>>13924946
why is texas on forefront of everything

>> No.13924981

>>13924952
Ok? Good for you m8, what do you want me to say.

>> No.13924997

>>13924872
catholics are fucking nutjobs bro, don't do it

>> No.13925001

>>13924981
nothing, i was just putting that out there.

>> No.13925017

>>13924946
where do I go to meet girls such as these in real life? Are libraries the optimal place? or any social work events?

>> No.13925025
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13925025

So is any of you negros gonna recommend a book along with the shitposting?

>> No.13925031

>>13925017
church

>> No.13925034

>>13925017
Quite frankly they don't exist anymore. Among 26 year old women in the US today probably 1 out of 1000 is a virgin committed to finding a dedicated husband and 1 out of 10000 is also pretty, smart, healthy and sociable.

>> No.13925043

>>13925031
Cope. Church is filled with whores too who either try to get married as soon as possible or who hook up in secret and treat it as not a big deal, because haha you can always confess and your sins will be forgiven right? There's a lot of fucking going on at church.

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>>13925043
>the thousands of churches in the world are all the same

>> No.13925063

>>13925034
well clearly it does, as demonstrated by the pic. I know they're hard to find, but what can I do to maximise my possibility of finding one in real life? There must be something common among them that I can hold on to for a lead.

>> No.13925067

>>13925017
you don't. God literally formed adam's waifu out if his own flesh for him. do you really think its your responsibility to go out and find a waifu? just think of how complex a human being is, then try and comprehend how ridiculous it would be to think you could figure out if two human beings were compatible partners. the whole concept is insane, just let God figure it out for you and don't worry about it.
>>13925031
meme. they only way to find a decent woman at church is if you have social connections to people there already. if you're a loner, no one will even want you near them. church is for God.

>> No.13925085

>>13924946
She would be a 10/10 if she were black.

>> No.13925096

>>13925085
*blacked*

>> No.13925105

>>13925025
the answer is obviously jane austen

>> No.13925115

>>13925105
Yeah I was thinking something like that. What's best, Pride and Prejudice? I've never read Austen.

>> No.13925118

>>13924927
Fuckin FATALITY m8

>> No.13925134

>>13924946
>Less Thrifty
what the fuck does that mean?

>> No.13925140

>>13925134
She will expect to spend lots of your money.

>> No.13925148

>>13925134
it means you better make 6 figures

>> No.13925150

>>13925115
yes, or sense and sensibility if she's already read P&P

>> No.13925154

>>13925140
>>13925148
what a humble Christian woman

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>>13925150
Thanks.

>> No.13925211

>>13925154
this is also the problem with "trad" thots. they think money just grows on trees and that every guy should magically be able to afford a 300k house and two 40k vehicles and that she shouldn't have to work, but instead of being a true stay at home mom, she'll send the kids to public school and watch daytime tv or go shopping all day. and if she actually cooks decent food more than three times a week, despite all her free time, consider yourself the world's luckiest man. this sort of trad ideal we all seem to have where we can someday find a decent girl and just start a family is unfounded on reality. we honestly have a better chance of reestablishing monarchy than all getting gf's and trad families. if we just hurry up and do it quick, then maybe we'll actually have a nation with values conducive to family life and God. but as it stands people are just trying to set up shop on a sinking ship. not saying it can't work, or that you can't have it, just that you're kind of an asshole if you just care about "getting yours." but idk i'm not the judge so do whatever you think God wants you to do.

>> No.13925228

>>13925211
>we honestly have a better chance of reestablishing monarchy than all getting gf's and trad families.

What's the chance of such a monarchy not being anacho primitive but incorporating appropriate technology like the medieval ages? I would hate the monarch to just be another consumerist ceo and society just becoming hyper burger punk.

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>>13925228
Collapse is our only possible future my friend

>> No.13925241

>>13924946
Boring

>> No.13925246

>>13925063
The problem is that the majority of people used to meet their spouse in church, or through family/friends. So if you're looking for these more traditionally minded women, it's hard to find them except through aforementioned places. I can't remember the exact numbers but I recently heard that online sites/apps are now the highest percentage for how couples meet.

>> No.13925251
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>>13925246
Societal disintegration in one graph

>> No.13925260

>>13925228
in my deluded mind, i see a coming war in minecraft between the tradcath saints and this other group of hypothetical atheist "ubermen," so to speak, which both arise from different sects of chan culture, both vying for power against the current mods of the server. i think that would be pretty cool. you would have these two groups of superhuman underdogs kind of on the same side against the US government in minecraft, but also their views are entirely contradictory and they both realize that only one of them will gain power so its kind of like this uneasy alliance that will end up breaking down the weaker the US government becomes in minecraft. basically ascended school shooters vs a bunch of guys like that guy who assassinated the abortion doctor in the 90's???

>> No.13925271

>>13925260
Why would the war for political power be on minecraft?

>> No.13925276

>>13925251
idea: lets bring back incest

>> No.13925278

>>13925271
because if it happened irl then that woulfd be illegal

>> No.13925280

>>13924883
>>13924909
>>13924911
She probably gets railed by Japanese businessmen for a pittance every other night. Attractive foreign women in Japan all do something like this, then regret it but can't leave.

>> No.13925285

>>13925276
No, you'll end up like the Arabs.
But do bring back arranged marriages.

>> No.13925287
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>>13925251
>incest used to be literally the most common

>> No.13925288

>>13925251
weird. why is 'met in college' decreasing?

>> No.13925301

>>13924876
Bro you have no idea how many church girls are weebs

>> No.13925307

>>13925288
because college has become the designated fucking period for women. they're looking to get fucked, not for relationships.

>> No.13925310

>>13925301
everyone's a fucking "weeb" in current year.

>> No.13925315

>>13925310
Fair point, but I’ve met multiple church girls in various cities who were extremely devoted but still visited Japan, were majoring in EAS, spoke about evangelion etc

>> No.13925319

>>13925287
Meeting through family doesn't mean incest, think stuff like arranged marriages or more informal versions of that.

>> No.13925325

>>13925278
how is it illegal in you mind? what?

>> No.13925329

>>13925319
i am dissappoint

>> No.13925332

>>13925315
whats EAS?

>> No.13925344

>>13925332
East Asian studies

>> No.13925349

>>13925251
why have people stopped remembering school friends? :(

>> No.13925353

>>13925344
sounds like a quite lucrative career path.

>> No.13925357

>>13925307
women, it's always women. never anything of men, huh? have sex

>> No.13925361

>>13924946
Reminder that a /pol/ack made this account and you retards fall for it every time.

>> No.13925366

>>13925067
Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favor of the Lord. Prov 18:20

Sounds like ya hafta get out there and find her to me.


>>13925017
Try taking a class at a more traditional college. Was never more surrounded by virgin pussy than in conservative Bible College.

>> No.13925373

>>13925349
probably cause Facebook made people realize how fucking cringe and dramatic all their school mates are.

>> No.13925375

>>13925251
That graph looks like shit

>> No.13925383

>>13925357
men usually go to college to get a degree to enhance their earning potential. the fucking is purely accidental, whereas with the women, its the essential reason they go to college, just to fuck.

>> No.13925396

>>13925383
>whereas with the women, its the essential reason they go to college, just to fuck
citation needed. If you can't give one, have sex.

>> No.13925407

>>13925396
never have sex

>> No.13925441
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13925441

>>13924872

Buy her a Rodin art book. Chicks love Rodin.

>> No.13925458

>>13925396
Have you been to a conservative college? Most of the women were taking childhood development or humanities and the running joke was that they were all there to get their Mrs degree.

>> No.13925464

>>13924872
Jane Austen books or Jane Eyre. And if you're fine with something less /lit/, Catholic YA or clean historical romances.

>> No.13925550

>>13925251
>family still above 5%
What a world we live in

>> No.13925675

>>13924946
yawn

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>>13924872
>get this
>start talking about the nuptial symbolism of the bible/ song of songs

She'll be ready for unprotected Christian intercourse (after marriage) in no time

>> No.13925695

>>13925680
ecclesiastes really fucks with my head.

>> No.13925704

>>13925353
yeah bro, if they are aiming to JAV

>> No.13925721

>>13925695
Me too. Some say the whole book is a prophecy-- suggesting that "the old way" was running itself into the ground, and that a new way was needed.

>> No.13925722

>>13924872
Vicar of WOKEfield

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>>13924872
>gift a tradcath girl that likes romance
pic related is the only answer

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>>13924872
How do I get wholesome catholic gf?

>> No.13926098

>>13924872
some book about a girl cheating on her husband and getting famous

>> No.13926110

>>13925280
Go back to /r/asianmasculinity