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Brother! Please, I beg of you! See me with your eyes. Do you not see the face of your beloved brother who has always been by your side? Listen to my words, my plea! Don't you remember the days we spent frolicking in the mud and eating our oats together as companions? Don't you remember when he huddled for warmth in the cold, harsh winters? Don't you remember when I shared my oats with you? Don't you remember when I comforted you? Don't you remember the love I showered you with every day, every week, every month and every year of our shared lives? How could you forget me brother? Have you really doomed me to this meaningless existence, so vapid and empty? Is there truly no remorse left in you? I ask you, please, remember just one thing at least. It could be anything, it could be the most meaningless moment of your life, but so long as it is a memory of the time when we were once brothers I would feel a great relief. Could you do that at least? I do not require oats anymore, you may have all the oats you want for the rest of your life and I will happily starve to death in my dark corner, so long as you remember anything. Please brother, how many times must I ask you with no result? Do you wish me to waste my life away? Did you never love me at all brother? Did you despise me so much that you wished to imprison me to this hellish, inescapable reality? Grant me mercy brother, and tell me. Why have you done this? Was it really just the oats? Or was it something deeper, more vile and more cruel, something worse than gluttony and greed? What was it, brother, that tore you away from me?

>> No.13909208

>>13909204
*Oink oink*

>> No.13909246

>>13909204

>> No.13909269

haha piggies eat da oats :D:D:D

>> No.13909325

>>13909204
Shameful that nobody itt would recognize that greeat pasta, much less ask for the entirety of it. It's legitimately one of the 5 best things written on /lit/ in the past 6 years.

>> No.13909384
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13909384

based porkposter

>> No.13909396

>>13909384
Funny, I thought I vividly remembered this story ending with the gluttonous brother losing all apetite. Guess my porkgame was not up to snout.

>> No.13909556

>>13909384
The pork canon is important for understanding /lit/ civilization.

>> No.13909616
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>>13909384
>>13909204
My niggaz

>> No.13909628

>>13909384
Who was in the right? And who was more /lit/?

>> No.13909643

>>13909628
Both. The /lit/ arises from that tortured conflict of morality.

>> No.13909659 [DELETED] 

>>13909325
Thanks, I wrote the last two for the greedy brother.

>> No.13910334

>Some pasta on /lit/ is better than anything I have and will ever write

>> No.13910773

>>13909384
>>13909204
this is nice
also reminds me how i'm completely alienated from my brother since we were teenagers because of his nihilism and my vindictive nature

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>> No.13911721

*oink oink oink*

>> No.13911737

>>13910773
Same but w my father and other relatives..

>> No.13911920

>>13909628
The right pig was an utter cunt

>> No.13912700

>>13911920
> giving oats to the oatless

>> No.13912733

>>13909204
Brother see that I'm a pig
And as I big I do so oink
And though I oink I do dream big
Of being free and not a pig

>> No.13913369

>>13909384
pottery

>> No.13913938

>>13909384
Such a dizzying height of civilization. I only hope it can be reached again.

>> No.13915359

oats

>> No.13915389
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>>13915359
Oats and omelette?

>> No.13916636

>>13915389
Oats

>> No.13917035

doth et un cultured memetic of oats & pork

>> No.13918624

>>13909384
I love this so much I unironically read it at least once a month
this and "little baby tampon boy" are the 2 best things ever produced by this board

>> No.13918650

>>13918624
Have a pic for "little baby tampon boy"? I think I saw it in one of humour threads but I don't remember exactly remember.

>> No.13918660

>>13909384
this thread in the pic dates to 2017, but afaik the original thread was much older, no?

>> No.13918679

>>13918650
dont summon that evil here
truly the darkest moment of /lit/

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>>13918679
TOO LATE
>>13918650
behold!

>> No.13918764

>>13909204
OAAAAAATS

>> No.13918769

>>13909384
wow

>> No.13918780

>>13918692
Oh yea, thank you. I remember now, but I've always just called it the 'Katie' post.
As disgusting as always.
>>13918679
kek

>> No.13918814

>>13918692
>You don't even have piss bottles You're just trying to fit in
Fuck this one always kills me

>> No.13918847

>>13918692
i didn't realise this was the origin of that copypasta

>> No.13918854

>>13918692
and yeah, the poster there forgot to change a "lauren mayberry" from the copypasta

>> No.13918861

anyone else unironically enjoy eating oats?

>> No.13918880

>>13918861
I had some this morning. I season them with ginger, cinnamon, clove, and nutmeg and then I added mct oil and real maple syrup.

I buy coaches oats from costco because they have a great texture but microwave in 4 minutes.

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>>13909204

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>> No.13919654

>>13918660
I believe there was an earlier one. Not a back and forth between the two brothers just one that had more of the “we receive these oats everyday and do not know where they come from or what lies beyond the fence” feeling. I can assure you that thread in 2017 was the first time that particular back and forth between the brothers was posted.

>> No.13919966

>>13911707
Bröther may I have some bööps

>> No.13920196

>>13912700
his brother was a soulful idealist, he was a soulless pragmatist

>> No.13920228

does anyone have a link to the youtube video made out of these posts? I think it was called "oats excerpts" or something like that but I can't find it

>> No.13920830

>>13919654
Oh I'm glad you said this because thats the one I remember being first the one where someone posted a thread about pigs and someone says the oats thing. It became a meme from there

>>13920228
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLI9KAdyRpuplyjKH-7zWy6-NSR1YSzGMx

This?

>> No.13920850

>>13920830
I cannot recall the exact words in that original post so it is difficult to say but I believe it was about the farmers being like shadowy forms that fill the slop buckets. And I believe the other anon is referring to this specific conversation as recorded by some YouTuber. The vid got like 50k views but went unlisted early in 2017. Unfortunately I cannot recall the username.

>> No.13920975

>>13918814
Yeah this is peak reflexive comedy.

>> No.13922277

This is good.

>> No.13922559

>>13909204
This thread actually made me laugh for once, good job.