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Bugs, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Buh-gs: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of two steps from the palate to tap at two, on the teeth. Buh. Gs. He was Bugs, plain Bugs, in the morning, standing three feet three in one sock. He was Ben in slacks. He was Bunny at school. He was Benjamin Rabbit on the dotted line. But in my arms he was always Bugs.

>> No.13899670

Yeah maybe don’t fuck the rabbit

>> No.13899880

feisty lil thang

>> No.13899907

Very nice

>> No.13899912

>>13899661
Bugs... easy on the prose

>> No.13899922

Why the fuck would you tap your teeth when making a Gs sound??
Other than that you got a very cute rabbit there

>> No.13901305

holy...

>> No.13901383

love me some big chungus

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>>13901383
BIG CHUNGUS !!!!! HE'S BIG AND HE'S CHUNGUS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HE LOOKS LIKE A CHUNGUS !!!!!
IT'S THE BIG......
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WAIT FOR IT
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CHUNGUS !!!!!!!!!!!
ARGHHHHH HE'S A CHONKER. REAL BIG CHUNK. CHOMK. CHUNGUS. AHAHAHAHAHAH. BIG CHUNGUS!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT????? CHUNGNUDM FUCK FUC K CHUNGUS BIG ONE AT THAT HUH? BIG CHUNGUS TODAY BIG CHUNGUS TOMOROW BIG CHUNGUS YETERDAY BYG CHUNGOO FOREVER BINGLE BANGO BASED BUNGUS BOOMERANG !!!! PIG SHUNG.... OOS!!! BIG CHUNGUS

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>>13899661

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>>13901463
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Tart tart tart tart kart mart mart mart eart eart eart. Bing Bing eoeoeo

>> No.13901621

>>13901601
Bugs... easy on the fnords.

>> No.13901645

>>13899912
lolz

>> No.13902435

>>13899912
haha oh wow

>> No.13903570

>>13899661
>reading on the train

Is there anything more pretentious, more attention-seeking?

>> No.13903582

Anyone have the Doritos one?

>> No.13903651

>>13899661
>voiced alveolar fricative
>tapping on the teeth
You stupid fucking bitch

>> No.13903860

>>13899912
LMAO

>> No.13903939

It has come about that I am madly in love with the author of this copypasta. Whether this is OP or not, I cannot say; and I have no doubt that the cold conventions of gender and sexuality will thwart me in my amorous aims. "What aims," you ask? I am glad that you asked, for, gentlemen, and I have no doubt that I speak only to gentlemen, I am under force of love and lust begun upon a perilous quest-- a quest which may in its all consuming intensity have no end but death or satisfaction. I must, I repeat with all the force with which my 22 years have endowed me, must, place my erect phallus, that is my phallic organ, that is my male genitalia, within the waiting orifice-- whatsoever orifice may be available-- of the author of this passage. Not only will I, of course, suffer no resistance, on pain of violent death, from any who should oppose me in this, my aim; but I furthermore can permit none to forbear to aid me in my task. I hereby enlist all of you-- you, my countrymen; You, travelers of this modern Babel, the information super-highway; You, my fellow human beings-- in the armies of my love, to conduct me by such routes most efficient along the path of my desire. I shall hold in bitter emnity, and persecute with all my will, not only those reading this who fail to dispense onto me such aid as I now claim, but all those who fail to read it in the first place. I shall make for myself an enemy of the world, in just and fair proportion, for each second separating the publication of this statement from the penetration, the destined penetration, of--by my swarthy, behair'd penis and none other and none after-- the holes of my love. This I proclaim, by the authority vested in me by all the forces of Eros himself, transcending the limits of time, space, and mortal reason. May you mark it well.

>> No.13904315

>>13903570
When he wakes up he has a surprise lol

>> No.13905216

>>13903939
nice

>> No.13905223

What a voracious little fellow he was, this Chungy Chungus, a reckless devourer of longy ones, crunchy cones, shiny orange rods! O, Chungus, easy on them, they said, yes, yet crunching and munching them was no easy to stop, this enormous vermin knew too well, he once popped and couldn't stop. Thy pointy ears, Chungus, pointy parallel lads, can't they hear? Yes, he ought to go easy, but will he. Yes he will, said some, no he won't, said others

>> No.13905388

>>13899912
based