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Why are academics so awkward?

>> No.13882894

It’s difficult finding the right size

>> No.13882977

>>13882858
Off yourself you disgusting cumbrain.

>> No.13883096

>>13882894
Are you of German nationality?

>> No.13883112

>>13882858
imagine the kind of person who sincerely thinks "this school thing, I guess I'll just do it forever"
it's not a well adjusted person

>> No.13883118

>>13882894
Dick?

I’ve got it :3

>> No.13883120

>>13883112
Man shut the fuck up retard

>> No.13883132

>>13883112
LOL

>> No.13883140

>>13883112
The chad lay philosopher vs the virgin academic

>> No.13883142

>>13882858
I can't tell if that guy is wearing a terrorist hat or if he had a head injury. Maybe both?

>> No.13883143

>>13883120
Seething schoolboy.

>> No.13883147

>>13883143
(You) <— that’s what you wanted right?

>> No.13883169

>>13883147
Thank you. Consider this to be your reward.

>> No.13883217

>>13882858
Who are the most attractive woman academics? I want to read their pretty ideas.

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>>13883217

>> No.13883334

>>13882858
Holy shit, is that toilet paper on his head? Is this the new trend among normies?

>> No.13883339

>>13883334
I'm a racist, I know my stereotypes. Beard and toilet paper on the head, this is obviously a Muslim, Anon.

>> No.13883340

>>13883308
>cellulite
EW, GROSS

>> No.13883355

>>13883340
This. Cellulite has no place in 2019

>> No.13883392

>>13883339
Fuck. Now that you mention it he does look like Osama.

>> No.13883418

>>13883217
Simone weil

>> No.13883621

>>13882858
Why are tits so awesome

>> No.13883635

>>13883621
BECAUSE THEY GIVE MY BABY BRAIN THE NUTRIENTS I DESIRE

>> No.13883646
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>>13883340
>Humans? Ew gross.

>> No.13883659

>>13883646
Didn't know she was a homophobe. Deleting all my Bjork vinyls this instant

>> No.13883678

>>13882858
Not awkward just careful

>> No.13883680

>>13883308
Sartre was the luckiest man in the world. I'd do anything to travel back in time just to spend one evening with Simone de Beauvoir.

>> No.13883681

>>13883112
The real world is gay as fuck. It’s a decent alternative to being a dumb wagie though, admittedly enough, does still have its own problems

>> No.13883685

>>13883112
True that, brother. I didn't even have the patience to finish high school. Fuck that shit.

>> No.13883706

>>13882858
The longer I look at this image the harder my peepee gets. But this same image also sends a sharp pain through my chest down to the urethra. There are two sides to this you see. The peepee and the pain. Giving way to one will surely lead the other to consume you. Fuck bros, this pain, I think I’m gonna- ah fuck I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.13883708

>>13883308
thicc af

>> No.13883891
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>>13882858

Brown

>>13883308

Cellulite

>> No.13883909

>>13882894
Are you a latin tutor by any chance?

>> No.13883912
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>>13883891
h-hot

>> No.13883919

>>13882894
?

>> No.13883955

>>13882894
For you.

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>>13883955

>> No.13883970

>>13882894
Moth trip confirmed titcow

>> No.13883974

>>13882858
are they awkward amongst each other, or just with you? if it's the latter, it's because you're dumb and they don't relate to you.

>> No.13884251

>>13883965
I still love ya though. :)

>> No.13884892

Imagine teaching shit you have never done in the real world with real consequences and shit on the line.

Imagine being a technology teacher and not actually having worked in the field. Jesus Christ.

>> No.13884983

>>13883706
based coomposter

>> No.13885491

>>13883140
lel imagine someone asked what you did for a living and that was what you told them

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>>13882977
/thead.
>Nihil vilius quam vinci a carne