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>> No.13869605

>>13869595
I have plenty of plots but I suck at scene composition

>> No.13869609

>>13869605
Vice versa for me lol

>> No.13869611

A kid falls in the well and when his family finally manages to pull him out it's another kid who looks suspiciously similar to the one that fell in.

>> No.13869614
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13869614

Adventure of ship doggo

>> No.13869623

In a family gathering, a man declares he is a furry.

>> No.13869630

>>13869595
Let's all help him by writing the first paragraph.

>Yep, this is me.

>> No.13869631

man has sex with a goose and gets turned into one as a punishment. in order to go back to being a human he must have sex with a woman.

>> No.13869654

>>13869595
A guy wants to catfish another guy buy pretending to be a woman online, only to discover his repressed homosexuality and fall in love with his would-be victim. Then they fuck.

>> No.13869655

>>13869614
I'm interested... go on...

This actually has a lot of potential for a classic children's novel. Easily the next Lord of the Flies.

>> No.13869675

>>13869654
Did their benis touch? :DDDDD

>> No.13869682
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>>13869631
>woman
How malleable is this plot point?

>> No.13869814

>>13869631
How the fuck is a goose supposed to have sex with a woman?

>> No.13869822

>>13869814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU

>> No.13869825

>>13869595
A little girl wonders around in a garden and gets lost she's feed hallucinogens and believes she's in some magical world while she was actually being raped by the man the author

>> No.13869883

>>13869630
>Yes... I'm forgotten.

>> No.13869889

>>13869605
gib sum

>> No.13869893

>>13869605
You think so, but you probably suck at both.

>> No.13869903
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>>13869595
OP asks for a plot for his short story.
Anon replies with detailed (and sometimes secret) events about OPs life.
OP is startled and scared.
Tries posting around to get anon to talk again.
Becomes paranoid, looking out window, taping cameras, etc.
Asks people around him if someone was asking about him.
What does it mean? What's going on?

>> No.13869941

>>13869903
That's me everytime im called and autist virgin incel in this internet forum

>> No.13870491

>>13869903
Unironically good

>> No.13870759

>>13869595
Man falls in love over the internet and discovers that the weekend getaway of their first meeting is actually a timeshare presentation where he's been lured by an AI salesbot.

>> No.13870906

>>13869595
a man falls in love with a girl...

>> No.13870916

>>13869903
>What does it mean? What's going on?
Gang stalking! Write a compelling novel and you'll corner the schizophrenic market.

>> No.13871039

>>13869595
A guy needs a plot for his short story

>> No.13871079

>>13871039
This dumbass i went to highschool with did that, as in wrote an essay about the struggles of writing an essay, and the teacher failed his ass.