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>> No.1385781

sandbags

>> No.1385782
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1385782

like big bags of sand

>> No.1385785

like fleshy bags of fat, because thats pretty much what they are, firmer than you would expect, but not as firm as bags of sand.

>> No.1385787

>>1385785

>> No.1385789

>>1385785
fucking virgin

>> No.1385791

>After so many years and lovers he came to use the tactile differences of their breasts to try and divine them. Puffy, placated, firm, given to those long pondering nights in the flat- but Leanna changed this. In the subversion of skin, the insertion of silicone she had effectively cloaked herself to his radar. His mammary actuaries failed him.

>> No.1385793

feels like not being a lonely virgin

>> No.1385795

Very soft and warm. Move about a lot. Indescribable really. They feel a lot different then you'd expect but when you do feel them you realize that's all they'd ever feel like

>> No.1385796

>>1385789
>implying

>> No.1385819

Validation.

>> No.1385822

big ones, through a shirt, pretty much feel like water balloons. shirt off feels like skin so i guess like a realls soft ass with nipples?

>> No.1385849

>>1385822
>really soft ass with nipples

Let's go with that.

>> No.1385854

>>1385795

...This is pretty much it, right here.

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>>1385793
haha d&e is a virgin cos he doesn't kno

xD

>> No.1385873

Much firmer than you'd expect. Like thick jelly overlaid with a layer of soft skin.

Also not related to /lit/

>> No.1385887

I don't remember, it has months since the last time I touched one

>> No.1385895

>>1385887
You were breastfed for a pretty long time then

>> No.1385898
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>>1385865
But I do know.

>> No.1385930

>>1385898
d&e action figure, adorable

>> No.1385942

>>1385930
i have one but it's kind of emo + wall-of-text. i think i've always been more fahionable/self-aware than d&e too though he's always been smarter.

were you good at maths d&e?

>> No.1385951

>>1385898
Nazi

>> No.1385955

A little like two protuberances coated with skin filled with adipose tissue, lobules and interwoven with lactiferous ducts and vascular tissue. Roughly.

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>>1385942
I don't know how to do long division

>> No.1385980

>>1385955
I fucking lolled.

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>>1385968
neither do i but i still got an A.

Actually i knew how to do long division in junior school but then forgot in high school.

>>1385955
>

>> No.1386003

>>1385955
You should be a poet.

>> No.1386058

They feel like mammalian protuberances. Need I say more?

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>>1385898
>no umlaut on the U

>> No.1386075

girls are soft

>> No.1386078

>>1386066
I know right? What a Fäggot.

>> No.1386104

>>1386066
You'd really expect such a philistine to understand the intricacies of German language and philosophical concepts?

>> No.1386146

>>1386104
Yes, the wonderful wonderful German Language.
http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Awful_German_Language

>> No.1386155

my keybeard doesn'tt have an umlout key

>> No.1386163

>>1386155
So just use the trema key, no one will know the difference

>> No.1386187

>>1386155
I have it set up so that I can press shift+alt and my keyboard becomes a german keyboard.

If you are using windows search "language" in the search bar in the start menu and search "language." Then click on "Region and Language" and then the keyboards tab.

>> No.1386194

>>1386146
>>1386146
Yeah, I love that essay. Quite hilarious to anyone who has attempted learning German.

>> No.1386220

most of the people in this thread know what boobs feel like because they have a pair themselves

>> No.1386228

sage

>> No.1388077

probably a lot like my man boobs

fuck I need to lose weight. Goddamn anti-psychotics makes me fat ;_;