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I looked up "Booktuber" on youtube and I'm having an existential crisis. Any poems or short stories that will calm me from my sperg rage?

>> No.13836568

>>13836551
>le ebin trappiste beer and le cute cat son
this is the most reddit image i have seen

>> No.13836577
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>>13836568
Oh stop whining, cats are nice.

>> No.13836583

>>13836568
>REEEEE REDDIT CREATED CATS
Uhhh...ok

>> No.13836588

>>13836551
Why are you mad?
>>13836577
Based

>> No.13836598
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Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats

>> No.13836720

>>13836598
I’d be huffing salbutamol for hours if I did that (between scraping fur off my tongue).

>> No.13836726

cats are stupid

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>>13836568
>>13836726
fuck off. this is 4chan. we like cats here.

>> No.13836772

>>13836568
>>13836577
cats are quintessential 4chan faggot

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>>13836772
I know (second post you quoted). I said cats are nice didn’t I?

>> No.13836782

>>13836781
sorry, not sure why i quoted you in that. keep kittyposting anon

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>>13836782
No problem. :)

For OP

>By Edward Lear

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!"

Pussy said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-Tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?" Said the Piggy, "I will."
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

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>>13836551
More Edward Lear with a cat in it.

"How pleasant to know Mr. Lear!"
Who has written such volumes of stuff!
Some think him ill-tempered and queer,
But a few think him pleasant enough.

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig.

He has ears, and two eyes, and ten fingers,
Leastways if you reckon two thumbs;
Long ago he was one of the singers,
But now he is one of the dumbs.

He sits in a beautiful parlour,
With hundreds of books on the wall;
He drinks a great deal of Marsala,
But never gets tipsy at all.

He has many friends, lay men and clerical,
Old Foss is the name of his cat;
His body is perfectly spherical,
He weareth a runcible hat.

When he walks in waterproof white,
The children run after him so!
Calling out, "He's gone out in his night-
Gown, that crazy old Englishman, oh!"

He weeps by the side of the ocean,
He weeps on the top of the hill;
He purchases pancakes and lotion,
And chocolate shrimps from the mill.

He reads, but he cannot speak, Spanish,
He cannot abide ginger beer:
Ere the days of his pilgrimage vanish,
How pleasant to know Mr. Lear!

>> No.13837608

>>13836588
He's mad that most of them are women or gays. Typical 4chan incel.

>> No.13837789
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>>13836551
Dylan Thomas' In My Craft or Sullen Art'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tiw3uOT2eUc

>> No.13837997

ITT: toxoplasmosis hosts defend their parasites

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>>13837997
n-no u!

>> No.13838587

>>13836760
you're mixing it with reddit, redditor

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>>13838587

>> No.13838725

>>13836720
Based allergy and asthma bro

>> No.13838766

>>13836551
Why are you angry? Because they're making a living at it and you're not? If you applied yourself and wrote some books, you might make it too.

>> No.13838773

>>13836551
Stupid people do stupid stuff on youtube, and you haven't derived far from them.

>> No.13838789

Go die cat fuckers.

>> No.13838794

>>13836551
i don't understand how this could trigger an existential crisis. How does art hoes on the internet talking about YA make you question the meaning of life?

>> No.13838797

>>13838789
hello Timmy

>> No.13838911

>>13836551
looks like a good meal
also idk just write your own poem or short story OP

>>13836598
lmao the cat's face