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What is your name /lit/ and how does it affect your reading life

>> No.13824662

>>13824636
My name is Willam “Wig Billy” Shakesqueer, and I only read Young Adult fiction.

>> No.13825203

>>13824636
>tfw the superior Jack name has toppled from dominance to 28th place

>> No.13825206

datamining

>> No.13825214

>>13824636
NOT TODAY FBI

>> No.13825663

>>13824636
Charles

It doesn't?

>> No.13826082

>>13824636
eugh, I hate the bongs

>> No.13826088

>>13824636
Pajeet, I don't know sir

>> No.13826098

>>13824636
>Archie
>Freddie
>Charlie
Are there people who are retarded enough to name their child with nicknames of proper names instead of the proper name?

>> No.13826108

Nigger, I don't buy books I steal them

>> No.13826182

>>13824636

My name is umomfwefweufonfweimonofweOSASS

>> No.13826219

>>13826098
My sister named my nephew Archie instead of Archibald it hurts.

>> No.13826239

>>13824636
>mfw saying my name would automatically dox me
just imagine a Castilian noble name

>> No.13826321

>>13824636
Why are English names so bland and unaesthetic compared to their foreigner counterparts? Is it because English itself is a lame language?

>> No.13826332

>>13824636
rolling

>> No.13826350

>>13824636
My parents named me an American name while we are from savoy, I don't hate it but every time I think about this I'm "salty"

>> No.13826354

>>13826350
my parents gave me*
polite sage

>> No.13826586

it should be illegal to name a baby any name that isn’t found in the KJV Bible

>> No.13826600

>>13826350
My mom misspelled my first name on my birth certificate, gave me two middle names for some reason, and gave me the last name of one of her ex-husbands instead of the man she was married to at the time she gave birth to me (neither of whom are my father) because she didn't want me to have his last name for some reason. What I'm trying to say is my mom's retarded.

>> No.13826609

>>13824636
No one is named Kian and even in that image it's underlined in red.

My name is actually common and doesn't show up in that list. Such shit.

>Alfie
What is this shit?

>>13826586
Religion is literal child abuse and a crime against humanity.

>> No.13826615

Katya
why would it affect my reading life

>> No.13826621

>>13826586
based

>> No.13826623
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13826623

>top name in my country is Muhammed
>mfw in live in western Europe

>> No.13826632

>>13826623
England?

>> No.13826654

>>13826632

netherlands

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13826664

>>13826586

>> No.13826667

>>13824636
My name is David Davidson.

>> No.13826689

>>13826654
Kek, it’s the same in england too

>> No.13826718

>>13826667
You an analytic philosopher by chance?

>> No.13826946

Darla; not so much

>> No.13826958

Cultural appropriation of names needs to be illegal.

>> No.13826967

>>13826958
so much for appropriating British surnames into American suburban families to be used as first names

>> No.13826985
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>>13824636
I deal with social work cases, most of the children raised by petty criminals have the most ridiculous names. I particularly feel sorry for Kai, Kayden and Kole.

>> No.13826994

>>13826664
t. Karsyn

>> No.13827017

My name is Reid
I like to read

>> No.13827024

>>13826239
Quitterie is that you?

>> No.13827030

>>13826632
>>13826654
Muslim are gaming the system by giving the same name to everyone in their family. You should counteract by demanding that every child except the prime-numbered ones be names Jack.

>> No.13827068

>>13826600
Having multiple "middle" names is based tho; only burgers try to fit names in their preformatted boxes