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What are some books that can help me understand the coomer mentality? Fiction or non-fiction would be alright.

>> No.13822753

>>13822743
Jesus Christ, what creature am I looking at above

>> No.13822759

It's all about COOOOOMING OOOH GOOOOD IM GONNA COOOOM

We all wish we could have multiple women stopping by our house all day

>> No.13822763
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13822763

>>13822753
his name is Jason Markkanen, he's a Finnish American from Wisconsin. His parents are from Tampere and the Aland islands

>> No.13822766

>>13822743
Ananda COOMaraswamy

>> No.13822775

>>13822763
What a grotesque cunt

>> No.13822787
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13822787

>>13822753
behold:

>> No.13822798
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13822798

His IMDB:
https://www.imdb.com/user/ur1287548/
>9400+ extensive reviews of porn vids

>> No.13822804

>>13822798
>lion.webm
It's a tiger

>> No.13822808

>>13822787
DER COOMER
KOOMANSTIFTER
KOOMVERLÄNGERER

>> No.13822810

>>13822798
>>13822804
Yes
YES

>> No.13822818

>>13822798
>This modernized Victorian Era-style porn from France is a good example of how mainstream filmmakers can address erotic cinema, in this case softcore porn (very soft -no frontal nudity), with a style and joie de vivre that is sorely lacking from the current gonzo sensibility.
>This filmmaker would several years later succumb to grinding out hardcore trash, when the market in France opened to same, but along with other classy titles in his career like "Dossier Prostitution".
>But here he is in his element, injecting welcome humor into a traditional jail-bait genre, where four beautiful young girls living with a pair of equally beautiful mature lady aristocrats, have hijinks in coming of age story fashion.
>Main comic relief is afforded by an oversexed doctor whose house calls are so frequent that everyone knows something is up. An aphorisiac sex potion conjured up by the family's loyal Black maid (a character treated with welcome respect here) keeps him ready to perform at a moment's notice.
>French fluff like this is taken for granted, but a great deal of craftsmanship went into this picture, loaded with production value sadly absent from erotic epics since. Roy's ability to create interesting characters while never lapsing into pretentiousness or even seriousness is to be lauded, for after all, escapism is the goal.

Based

>> No.13822823

>>13822798
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>> No.13822839

>>13822798
these are dark times

>> No.13822840

>>13822743
the biggest irony of the coomer meme in this case is that jason m actually seems to be a fairly happy dude with children and a family who just happens to enjoy going to porn conventions and looks weird in some pics, he is probably unironically more chad than the average person posting this shit, which says something about the absolute state of [something, who knows]

>> No.13822871

>>13822766
Based

>> No.13822876
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>>13822840
yeah, you must be insane to think porn is bad. only the fucking mentally deranged freaks on this website would ever consider porn to be a bad thing, fucking weirdos. this guy is an upstanding member of society. he's a good person. he fucks his own dick like a sane man does. he's a hero. he's MY hero.

>> No.13822884

>>13822840
>a fairly happy dude with children and a family
>happens to enjoy going to porn conventions
Anon, do you not see a tiny bit of contradiction here?

>> No.13822907
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>>13822743
It's over.

>> No.13822930

>>13822840
He's unmarried and has no children- unless you're suggesting his nephew is his child. In that case he has bigger problems than we thought. He posts constantly about being alone and unloved. He's a broken man.

>> No.13822942
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>>13822763
>>13822775
oh my God

>> No.13822949

>>13822884
Don't you remember? Back in the 50's your great grandpa would stop by the porn convention after a long day of honest work in the mill.

>> No.13822954

>>13822949
they took this from us

>> No.13822955

>>13822942
What the fuck is BLACKEDRAW as opposed to BLACKED?

>> No.13822959

>>13822955
ameture shit

>> No.13822960

>>13822942
The 21st century has irreparably fractured the modern man.

>> No.13822963

>>13822959
anon...

>> No.13822970

>>13822942
You think they get these sorts of people at Comikets and shit too?

>> No.13822976

>>13822942
I imagine that the dudes in the beaches of Normandy had this in mind when they were wading through the ocean. they fought, bled and died, that their future offspring could coom in total freedom.

>> No.13822989

>>13822976
pretty much. you think they had any kind of higher ideal they were really fighting for? it was basically "nazis bad!" "freedom!"

>> No.13823003

>>13822955
Afaik that's the version they release with shitty lighting and no after-effects, hence the "raw" in the name.

>> No.13823099

>>13822840
found the COOMER

>> No.13823127

>>13822955
night mode version of blackèd with high contrast lighting and short segments of vertical phone camera-esque footage

>> No.13823139

>>13823099
Found the boomer

YOU GOTTA COOOM

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM