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If you could make Butterfly read three books multiple times each, which would you pick?
>>13817561I’m not talking about literature anymore until she calls me
butt hurt flyLOL
>>13817576I salute this absolute legend
>>13817576Dude that’s so funny lmao
>>13817576Wow, that’s. just... amazing
>>13817576Include me in the screencap!
>>13817576This was too good, just too good
>>13817576So this is the power of /lit/
>>13817576i cant stop laughing XD
Trick question, Butterfly is incapable of reading anything, even if forced.>>13817576lmao
>>13817561120 days of sodomcrimes of lovejustine
>>13817576comedy fucking gold
>>13817576lmao underrated comment
>>13817576Epic! Simply Epic! You win the internet, good sir!
>>13817576this made my day
>>13817576You aight whiteboy
>>13817576ahah i understood that joke!
>>13817576I bet this will end up on those "4chan funnies " compilations
>>13817561Bruh why this bitch look like the goonies
>>13817576i don't get it
>>13817576BUTT HURT FLY BTFO
>>13817662lmaoi’d still hit tho
>>13817576absolute savage XDD
>>13817576Hey anon, I've been having a pretty rough go of it lately. Broke up with my girlfriend, things aren't going to well at school and I'm worried I'm going to lose my job, which would make things that much harder. I've really been struggling with finding a reason to keep going, but this post really put a smile on my face. It's these little moments that are pulling me through right now, so I just wanted to thank you. I hope you have a lovely day :)
>>13817576D E S T R O Y E D
>>13817561doesn't look like her.though you never claimed it was.
>>13817681Holy shit he did it! The absolute madlad!
>>13817690Hey friend, hang in there. It gets better.
>>13817576the absolute mad man right here
>>13817576Bruh why you gotta be so savage
>>13817576you should become a comedian
>>13817683Hit it with the front end of my car maybe lmaooooo
>>13817576HIRE THIS MAN
>>13817576yikes,this gotta hurt
>>13817697She/he looks like the goth girl from The Breakfast Club
>>13817576someone needs to share this on r/4chan asap!
>>13817697I would wrap my fingers around her pale neck and pump her full of my virile seed and then never call her back.
>>13817697damn look at them tiddies
>>13817576I find this amusing.
>>13817576Tourists trying to make this another bugs. Fuck butterfly though.
>>13817576the mad lad
>>13817576basé et rouge pillulé
>>13817576this is the reason I come to this site
>>13817862>>13817867>>13817870>>13817873>>13817874>>13817877>>13817881have sex racist cringecels
*ahem*I'm gonna say it.
>>13817895nice, i didn't have this one.here are some panties.
>>13817893Do it nigger
When, long ago, the gods created EarthIn Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;Yet were they too remote from humankind.To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,Th' Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,Filled it with vice, and called the thing a nigger.
>>13817914El atrocidad... La creatura travesti...
>>13817895Christ, so that's what that anarchist tranny looks like. She's so ugly, I almost feel bad for calling her a faggot, almost.
OP here, please answer my question
>>13817561that's butterfly?she is kinda cute
>att whore turns out to be a discord trannyWho would've knew
I’m tempted to become a namefag so I can get such a huge wave of autism dedicated to me
wonder what that tranny thinks of lolita
OLD TESTAMENTNEW TESTAMENT THE QURAN Can you imagine how absolutely brilliant someone would be if they dedicated their lives to these three books alone? Honestly
>>13818177I haven't read the Quran but I've heard it's shitty compared to the Bible.
>>13818221There’s no comparison.
>>13818221Its fucking atrocious. Strip the meaning out of the best Bible verses and repeat God is all knowing, God is all merciful 500x and you have the Quran. And I'm not even a Christfag.
>>13818276>>13818221Like I said it’s not compatible or comparable. The Bible is a bunch of stories about God. The Quran is the message of God told to Mohammed. Talking on terms of pure writing, it’s incompatible and incomparable. The Quran is supposed to be the actual words of God delivered to Mohammed in Arabic because that was the language Mohammed spoke. If you read it, it begins with commands. Everything is spoken in the first person: Tell them, remind them, listen, speak, etc. Reading the Quran is like nothing you’ve ever read before, it’s a genre to itself. Its really strange to me because of the history around it but the very words of the Quran, specifically in Arabic, it’s very very out there. Like I said, no comparison. Translations are very poor as well, the language and cadence is as hypnotic as the the message
>>13817969Why multiple times?
>>13818374Butt hurt fly lol
>>13818374To make sure you fully digest them.
>>13817576Lol, butt-fly can never show her face here again ha!
>>13818473So much to read though...
...I’ll circle back around to reread some worthy authors in my reclining years, but there’s too many and not enough time. >>13818568Well look at Stephan King reader here, judging me on taste