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Post your novel ideas. It's not like they're going anywhere.

>> No.13815906

Novel where protagonist fucks his best friend's girlfriend, sister and mother, all at the same time.
The resolution would be the protagonist being consumed by lust and raping his best friend, mistaking him for one of his kin

>> No.13815921

All the jews are rounded up and killed except the kids
the kids are taught to not be jews because being a jew is 99% nurture and not nature
the 1% that still grow up into a jew are shot in the head

>> No.13815929

>>13815921
I just want JIDF to shit all over /lit/
this usually does it
lol what a bunch of fags

>> No.13815951

smoked pige filet, side of spicy jalapeno pesto pige pasta, and a refreshing spinach salad in the shape of a pige

>> No.13815972

I think /tg/ has more aspiring writers than lit.
This is basically /phi/

>> No.13815988

It's a drama, without characters
Things just happen

>> No.13815998

My novel idea is so good that if I post it here someone else will steal it and write the book.

>> No.13816009

>>13815998
highly doubtful
it's all about sucking the right dick to get published

>> No.13816045

Pigey

>> No.13816109
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PIGE
Anyway, i want to incorporate artificial wombs and human genetic engineering in a short story but i dont know how.

>> No.13816122

Currently writing a surrealist horror novel based on schizophrenia. I lurk x a lot, they're filled with amazing ideas if you're willing to listen to them.
lit is alright, but it really does feel like a college phil fag club sometimes. every now and then you get some decent discussion though, only reason I still come here.

>> No.13816139

Yes, I know I am a degenerate weeb.

MC has two stepsisters (one younger and one older) that are revealed to both be in love with him. When this comes to light, the parents decide they are fine with him having a relationship with one of the girls so long as it is 1) consensual and 2) monogamous.
The main theme is about acting authentic to desires rather than trying to go through motions of what is expected of a person:
>MC tries to suppress his burgeoning romantic feelings for his sisters in favor of looking good for his pursuit of a job in local politics
>older sister starts to realize she is miserable in her job and starts finding fulfillment in homemaking activities
>younger sister tries to hard to be 'adult' via fashion and mistaking BDSM for 'sexiness'

>> No.13816151

>>13816139
This is actually fairly clever, and hits the normie niche perfectly with the female characters allowing projection from the reader.
Follow through on this.

>> No.13816185

>>13815886
that's a cute horse

>> No.13816195

>>13816109
post the one when he takes the guy's hat

>> No.13816203
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>>13815886
Its called Intransigence. Its about a starving painter who goes around his city on foot and via public transport having vaguely deep thoughts.

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>>13816195

>> No.13816219

>>13816208
thanks dude

>> No.13816455

>>13816151
Thanks. I just wish I had the skills right now to do it justice.

>> No.13816515

a very young girl exploits an old man's sexual vunerability for the gratification of her ego

>> No.13816525

>>13816455
Skill comes with practice.
Write, edit, repeat.
You got this, anon.

>> No.13816884

>>13816208
cute!

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*bullis pige*