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Which poems should I read aloud in order to make a woman look at me like this?

>> No.13718133

The Iliad.

>> No.13718136
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>> No.13718198

>>13718133
In Homeric Greek. Works every time.

>> No.13718211

Text messages exchanged with other attractive women, preferably ones that she's jealous of.

>> No.13718229

>>13718028
Had that happen to me. I recited The Raven from memory while we were snuggling on her couch and she was enthralled; forbade me from ever reciting poetry to other women. I also recited some Frost and Yeats, if memory serves.
The fact is none of those are particularly moistening, and my diction and voice aren't what you'd call performative. But just lying on a couch in intimacy and reciting poems you love is sincere enough and unusual enough that it'll cause a reaction. Unironically just be yourself, anon.

>> No.13718231

>>13718229
Based

>> No.13718241

Art of war

>> No.13718254

>>13718028
I once showed a tinder chick a poem I had written about my redheaded ex, to which tinder chick replied, verbatim, "I want to make out with you,so fiercely"

Didn't quite understand why she reacted like that. Anyway, very glad I'm not seeing her anymore, goddamn.

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>>13718028

>> No.13718263

You said I was weak, yeah, point blank told me
Tied a needle to my dick then my grandmother rode me
It ain't another nigga in this world can match this
I feel like swimmin' in rat piss
Fuck with N-I-P - I ain't no actor
My twelve daughters died from talking shit to a tractor
I'm getting pissed from the blood I threw up
Barely snapped my fingers and Jupiter blew up!
Hoes, they love me, they say I'm a pleaser
I woke up dead in a cat's leg screaming "Caesar!"
Quick to break your motherfuckin' spine
A dead goat got pregnant and said it was mine
Ganksta N-I-P - I'm down with the Mob
Cuttin' off heads was my last year's Summer job
Blame it on TV - then put it on the map
This is a horror movie rap

>> No.13718269

>>13718254
>Tinder
get a load of this npc

>> No.13718272

>>13718254
Post poem

>> No.13718298

>>13718198
legit has for me

>> No.13718301

>>13718028
I want to suck on her brown fingers

>> No.13718329

>>13718272
sorry man, poem can easily be traced to my name. id just like to be anon.

>> No.13718331

>>13718028
> Which poems should I read aloud in order to make a woman look at me like this?
Protip, she's looking at herself in a mirror.

>> No.13718337

>>13718329
How will I know if I want to make out with you fiercely?

>> No.13718378

>>13718337
y'know, you're pretty handsome, anon
suck each other's cocks?
yes homo btw

>> No.13718439

>>13718378
Learn what the shift key is for and I'll consider it.

>> No.13718441

>>13718028
Just TIP anon. She'll look exactly like that.
Bought your tokens yet?

>> No.13718446

>>13718378
Are you a cute twink? Effeminate in the least?

>> No.13718648

Chants de Maldoror

>> No.13718673

>>13718136
Omg

>> No.13718678

>>13718136
Right in the fucking center of my heart

>> No.13718809

>>13718441
What?

>> No.13718822

>>13718028
Who's that?

>> No.13718838

>>13718809
It was clear enough, anon. He called the woman a whore and the OP an incel who only gets female intercourse by paying for it.

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>>13718269
He already blows loads
You don’t know what to do with your load ?

>> No.13718906

>>13718028
Anything by Andrew Dice Clay

>> No.13718914

>>13718028
women only pretend to like poetry accordingly you'll probably get this reaction if you use any poem with enough pretentious vocab their desire to be seen as someone sophisticated enough to enjoy poetry will force them to react positively to whatever you say even if its made up

>> No.13719002

this >>13718914 answers this >>13718254

>> No.13719026

Read her Plath or Sexton, instant puss puss

>> No.13719040

>>13718028
That's how you look at a lovely cute dog. Just fyi

>> No.13719053

just give up bro it's meaningless

>> No.13719055

>>13718136
wow pretty good for a seven years old

>> No.13719057

>>13718028
There is nothing more ruthless and viscous on this planet than a women who wants nothing from you

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>>13719053
It’s not.

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>>13718822
Isabela Moner

>> No.13719140

>>13718136
>Yes but I don't want to
Fucking brutal.