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hooo.... wow wee.. sorry about that buddy just really had to do the ol' number 2 haha.
oh, now that I got a good look at your clothes and that honker of yours, are you an ivy league student? you're a harvard kiddo huh? yep, damn good school that is.. *burp* you guys are the biggest and brightest coming out of our school systems. me? I went to a state school in cali, good ol' San Jose State. studied electrical engineering and had a FUCKING blast with it man haha. i used to go to these house parties thrown by sigma tau which were a greek society who were kicked out of the school for hazing a kid to death when they hiked along new almaden and they gave him nothing to eat or drink except a single white onion. I heard the kid was a real prick so I didn't shed any tears over it. good times, dude. yeah man, i'm a field controls engineer now making six figures but it's in SV so I'm still somewhat poor, haha, still got enough to cop a new pair of NBs though...
So, what do you study dude? Business? Oh.. philosophy? Damn man you must be pretty smart. I thought you could learn philosophy at the library but ehh I guess I'm wrong you know? So you study logic and stuff? I took a symbolic logic class when I was doing digital design and that shit was pretty cool but the final project was a total pain in the ass. Took me at least 100 hours, no joke. So, like, do you think anything's real or what's your take on things? me, I don't care too much either way. i'm fine being a good little cog as long as I get paid HAHA! so, you looking for internships right now? it's almost september so application season's kinda starting man. brings me back to when I had to worry about that shit. i had 3 internships under my belt since we were sponsored by a bunch of tech companies since our engineering program's really tight knit but you guys have the fucking prestige bro! you can get any job you want and go to any grad school you want man. i'm pretty jealous.
anyway, it's been nice talking to you. i gotta go catch my flight to austin since they're putting me out there for a couple weeks. always on the road you know? haha. take care of yourself.