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[Anonymous No.13714159]

We post the greatest /lit/ sentences ever produced by humankind.

[Pic definitely related]

[Anonymous No.13714175]

>>13714159
It's a good sentence but it won't make sense in 50 years. It barely makes sense to people coming up now, since dead channels are blue and he obviously means static.

[Anonymous No.13714181]

>Alone he watched the sky go out, dark deepen to its full. He kept his eyes on the engulfed horizon, for he knew from experience what last throes it was capable of. And in the dark he could hear better too, he could hear the sounds the long day had kept from him, human murmurs for example, and the rain on the water.

[Anonymous No.13714189]

>>13714175
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel, received by a broken antenna.

[Anonymous No.13714202]

[Anonymous No.13714206]

[Anonymous No.13714209]

>>13714202
That’s awesomeness

[Anonymous No.13714210]

>>13714202
imagine being such a midwit that you believe cartoons and old movies have the same artistic value

into the trash

[Anonymous No.13714213]

[Anonymous No.13714214]

>>13714206
epic

[Anonymous No.13714219]

[Anonymous No.13714225]

[Anonymous No.13714229]

[Anonymous No.13714234]

[Anonymous No.13714236]

>>13714159
>gradually i began to hate them.

[Anonymous No.13714240]

>>13714219
Based Cleese poster

[Anonymous No.13714241]

>>13714213
>>13714219
>>13714225
>>13714229
This is a literature discussion board not a touching and inspirational entertainment celebrity wisdom discussion board.

[Anonymous No.13714243]

[Anonymous No.13714244]

>>13714225
i can tell by the nose though

[Anonymous No.13714245]

How come y'all getting your /lit/ quotes from imgur, come on now.

[Anonymous No.13714248]

[Anonymous No.13714256]

>>13714241

[Anonymous No.13714259]

Not a sentence though.

[Anonymous No.13714260]

Extremely based

[Anonymous No.13714268]

[Anonymous No.13714272]

[Anonymous No.13714277]

[Anonymous No.13714278]

>>13714159
CNN is not a colour

[Anonymous No.13714283]

[Anonymous No.13714288]

my favorite

[Anonymous No.13714291]

[Anonymous No.13714296]

from random steam user

[Anonymous No.13714320]

last one

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[Anonymous No.13714341]

[Anonymous No.13714342]

>“A child that is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth”
African proverb

[Anonymous No.13714349]

>Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
Steve Irwin

[Anonymous No.13714351]

>“Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.”
unknown

[Anonymous No.13714362]

>>13714349
>stingrays are even harder

[Anonymous No.13714363]

>"Be careful who you call your friends. I'd rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies."
Al Capone

[Anonymous No.13714368]

>"Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world"

[Anonymous No.13714374]

>"If god wanted you alive he wouldn't have sent me"
Genghis Khan

[Anonymous No.13714378]

>"If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think, they'll hate you."
Don Marquis

[Anonymous No.13714383]

>“No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it is not the same river, and he is not the same man”
Heraclitus of Ephesus

[Anonymous No.13714384]

>>13714378
Really makes you think

[Anonymous No.13714388]

>>13714362
Dude no

[Anonymous No.13714394]

>"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on."
Homer Simpson

[Anonymous No.13714401]

>'Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires'
Steinbck

[Anonymous No.13714405]

"If I had a nickel for every woman who finds me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

[Anonymous No.13714412]

>>13714159
The sky is never the colour of static so this is trash

[Anonymous No.13714418]

>"My biggest fear is that people will see me the way I see myself"
Anonymous

[Anonymous No.13714422]

>"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal"
Albert Camus

[Anonymous No.13714429]

>Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
Tyler, The Creator

[Anonymous No.13714430]

>Ennui is the martyrdom for those who live and die for no belief

Emil Cioran

[Anonymous No.13714462]

Great thread OP! Have an upvote kind sir!

[Anonymous No.13714481]

>>13714159
>He did not know that it was already behind him, somewhere back in that vast obscurity beyond the city, where the dark fields of the republic rolled on under the night. (Fitzgerald, the Great Gatsby)

>The lamps are going out all over Europe, we shall not see them lit again in our lifetime. (Just something Lord Grey once said)

>That stifled hum of Midnight, when Traffic has lain down to rest; and the chariot-wheels of Vanity, still rolling here and there through distant streets, are bearing her to Halls roofed in, and lighted to the due pitch for her; and only Vice and Misery, to prowl or to moan like nightbirds, are abroad: that hum, I say, like the stertorous, unquiet slumber of sick Life, is heard in Heaven! (Carlyle, Sartor Resartus, was very hard to pick just one sentence from this book)

[Anonymous No.13714505]

>Anybody who tells you that he has some way of leading you to spiritual enlightenment is like somebody who picks your pocket and sells you your own watch.

Alan Watts

[Anonymous No.13714515]

“It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me."

[Anonymous No.13714525]

>>13714202
trash

[Anonymous No.13714583]

>>13714260
but islam

[Anonymous No.13714594]

>>13714430
Wow!!

[Anonymous No.13714609]

>>13714175
I used to fake long distance calls by blaring static from a shitty little transistor radio into the mouthpiece.

[Anonymous No.13714610]

Not even the best from the book
>Very often do the captains of such ships take those absent-minded young philosophers to task, upbraiding them with not feeling sufficient “interest” in the voyage; half-hinting that they are so hopelessly lost to all honorable ambition, as that in their secret souls they would rather not see whales than otherwise. But all in vain; those young Platonists have a notion that their vision is imperfect; they are short-sighted; what use, then, to strain the visual nerve? They have left their opera-glasses at home.

>“Why, thou monkey,” said a harpooneer to one of these lads, “we’ve been cruising now hard upon three years, and thou hast not raised a whale yet. Whales are scarce as hen’s teeth whenever thou art up here.” Perhaps they were; or perhaps there might have been shoals of them in the far horizon; but lulled into such an opium-like listlessness of vacant, unconscious reverie is this absent-minded youth by the blending cadence of waves with thoughts, that at last he loses his identity; takes the mystic ocean at his feet for the visible image of that deep, blue, bottomless soul, pervading mankind and nature; and every strange, half-seen, gliding, beautiful thing that eludes him; every dimly-discovered, uprising fin of some undiscernible form, seems to him the embodiment of those elusive thoughts that only people the soul by continually flitting through it. In this enchanted mood, thy spirit ebbs away to whence it came; becomes diffused through time and space; like Cranmer’s sprinkled Pantheistic ashes, forming at last a part of every shore the round globe over.

>There is no life in thee, now, except that rocking life imparted by a gently rolling ship; by her, borrowed from the sea; by the sea, from the inscrutable tides of God. But while this sleep, this dream is on ye, move your foot or hand an inch; slip your hold at all; and your identity comes back in horror. Over Descartian vortices you hover. And perhaps, at mid-day, in the fairest weather, with one half-throttled shriek you drop through that transparent air into the summer sea, no more to rise for ever. Heed it well, ye Pantheists!

[Anonymous No.13714620]

>>13714610
TL;DR

[Anonymous No.13714631]

>>13714351
retarded

[Anonymous No.13714648]

>>13714610
the second one is probably the best. i was looking for a md passage to post but the book is enormous and i cant find it

[Anonymous No.13714658]

>>13714648
It's all one passage. Really you can pick any line from it and it's beautiful, kinda what I did here.

[Anonymous No.13714668]

>>13714362
epicness

[Anonymous No.13714678]

>>13714631
why?

[Anonymous No.13714695]

>>13714678
It’s just is...

[Anonymous No.13714699]

>>13714695
retard

[Anonymous No.13714710]

>>13714695
why though

[Anonymous No.13714713]

>>13714610
What book?

[Anonymous No.13714714]

[Anonymous No.13714720]

>>13714714
oy vey

[Anonymous No.13714725]

>>13714678
its just atheist garbage.

[Anonymous No.13714730]

>>13714725
>atheist garbage.
>missing the points this hard

[Anonymous No.13714735]

>>13714730
the whole point is RELIGION BAD!

[Anonymous No.13714746]

>>13714735
nope. try again. You can do it.

[Anonymous No.13714752]

>>13714725
oh fuck i didn't even see this as pro athiest or anti religious until u pointed it out. i just thought he was pointing out something like in those places ur supposed to have those things but these other places actually have it more meme

[Anonymous No.13714759]

>>13714713
Moby-Dick; or, the whale

[Anonymous No.13714767]

>>13714583
not everything is permitted in islam, I don't see your point

[Anonymous No.13714771]

>>13714752
thats the surface level of it, but really its just a backhanded jab at religious people.

[Anonymous No.13714797]

>>13714771
i don't mind that desu, i enjoyed thinking about how he is right though

[Anonymous No.13714807]

>>13714767
The jihadists still had their god, yet stuff like blowing up buildings wwas permitted. Even with god these things can happen so dosty is wrong.

[Anonymous No.13714847]

>>13714797
he's not even right, whether your religious or not. its just a mathematical fact that more prayers are said in a churches than in hospitals. his whole statement is "sheeple in church don't really pray, only last ditch effort prayers to my loosely defined, feel-good "humanist" god count as real."

[Anonymous No.13714872]

>>13714210
he doesn't say anything about artistic value. both are easy to watch. i would argue the childish nature of cartoons and the nostalgic parental and timeless quality of old movies produce a similar
wombic lethargy.

[Anonymous No.13714901]

>>13714847
Christfags are really easily triggered and quick ti judgment. How unchristlike.

[Anonymous No.13714913]

>>13714901
i don't think Christ would appreciate such blasphemies against His church.

[Anonymous No.13714930]

>>13714913
There was no blasphemy, you just decided to take offense because you are touchy and rash and quick to judge and blame. Jesus spent time with loan sharks and whores and He never set up any church, in effect His works and teachings suggest He saw no need for one. God hates hyppocrites anon.

[Anonymous No.13714932]

>>13714505
he should've made a spiritual stand up comedy special tbqh

[Anonymous No.13714950]

>>13714930
>he just keeps blaspheming

[Anonymous No.13714954]

>>13714950
Explain

[Anonymous No.13714957]

>>13714847
prove ur fact, u can't therefore i win

[Anonymous No.13714975]

>>13714954
>Jesus never set up a church
>God hates people
>>13714957
how about i just write a fucking essay on it and post it later tonight? would that make you happy?

[Anonymous No.13715027]

>>13714975
yes actually, was that supposed to be rhetorical? because i'd really enjoy to see what you have to write :)

[Anonymous No.13715050]

>>13714610
Currently reading Moby Dick, it's true that every chapter has at least one of these gems.

I wish my English was better to fully understand everything but what I can grasp has been very fulfilling so far

[Anonymous No.13715060]

>>13714159
Isn't the comma unnecessary?

[Anonymous No.13715085]

>>13715027
no i will do it and it will be called "anon's critique of gay quote." i'll make a new thread later.

[Anonymous No.13715139]

>>13715060
Not really. Used as a rhetorical device to show an afterthought. A poetic touch, if you may.

[Anonymous No.13715169]

>>13714210
There are plenty of low brow old movies

[Anonymous No.13715199]

>>13714505
Watts speaks too loosely but he’s pretty based.

[Anonymous No.13715265]

The most important /lit/ from the 20th century moving forward

[Anonymous No.13715319]

>>13714256
that hit me as the deepest quote in the thread what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.13715342]

"Let us be servants in order to be leaders" -Dostoevsky

[Anonymous No.13715349]

>>13714342
ah yes, Africa, that one singular place

[Anonymous No.13715387]

>>13714202
LOL EPIC!!!

[Anonymous No.13715406]

>>13714245
Because this thread never stood a chance. You’ll have to dig through mountains of shit to find anything good.

[Anonymous No.13715407]

>>13714412
Ummm... grey.

[Anonymous No.13715430]

>>13714384
I fucking hate Don Marquis.

[Anonymous No.13715454]

>>13714847
The point was that people become more emotional/spiritual when in state of danger

[Anonymous No.13715462]

>>13715454
I don’t think that was supposed to be the primary implication

[Anonymous No.13715473]

>>13715462
Fuck, it was airports, not airplanes.

[Anonymous No.13715478]

>>13714713
I haven't even read it but obviously it's Moby Dick

[Anonymous No.13715512]

>>13714278
Based

[Anonymous No.13715684]

>>13714159

[Anonymous No.13715686]

>>13714725
>>13714771
>>13715462
anon, you're painfully retarded. fuck religious people, especially when they're this stupid and fragile.

[Anonymous No.13715713]

>>13714351
Posting this on my facebook wall rn

[Anonymous No.13715873]

>>13714610
Holy fuck, never actually read this even though I'm American and spend my free time sailing. Second passage made me tear up, it's outstanding. Going to start reading it today

[Anonymous No.13715929]

>>13714714
Why do retards assume material entropy has anything to do with the infinite of the spirit. All it does is disprove past religious movements by displaying counter evidence against their claims made with the same logos it used to inscribe the word of God or gods which cannot be disproven directly using the same tactics. Any idiot with an iq above 80 can create for himself a new religion based on the findings of modern science. If I began viewing time the same way the Inca saw it this quote wouldn't even make sense.

[Anonymous No.13715935]

>>13714351
bruh

[Anonymous No.13716107]

>>13714714
Yeah, that's a pretty weak reading

[Anonymous No.13716250]

Milton describing Death
>The other shape (If shape it might be call'd that shape had none Distinguishable in member, joint, or limb; Or substances might be call'd that shadow seem'd, For each seem'd either:) black it stood as night, Fierce as ten furries, terrible as hell, And shook a dreadful dart: what seem'd his head, the likeness of a kingly crown had on.

[Anonymous No.13716258]

>>13714362
Stop posting

[Anonymous No.13716275]

>>13716250
Death blocks your path, here's how Satan first responds
>Whence, and what art thou, execrable shape, That dar'st, though grim and terrible, advance Thy miscreated front athwart my way To yonder gates? through them I mean to pass, That be assur'd, without leave or ask of thee. Retire, or taste thy folly, and learn by proof, Hell-born, not to contend with spirits of heaven.

[Anonymous No.13716287]

>>13714159
Voll verdienst, doch dichterisch wonhet der Mensch auf dieser Erde

[Anonymous No.13716309]

>>13715139
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.13716401]

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[Anonymous No.13716484]

>>13716464
Nice!

[Anonymous No.13716517]

>>13716258
Lmao! So underrated

[Anonymous No.13716675]

I just finished reading One Hundred Years of Solitude and there was this sentence that really stuck with me. I'm posting it in French because that's the version I read and I looked it up in English and it's really not as good, there's a little something missing.

>Elle pensait encore à Mauricio Babilonia, à son odeur d'huile et aux papillons qui l'environnaient, et elle continuerait d'y penser chaque jour de sa vie jusqu'à cette aube d'un automne encore éloigné où elle mourrait de vieillesse, sous une autre identité que la sienne et sans avoir prononcé une parole, dans quelque ténébreux hospice de Cracovie.


Here's in English for the autists like me who like to compare translations :

>She was still thinking about Mauricio Babilonia, his smell of grease, and his halo of butterflies, and she would keep on thinking about him for all the days of her life until the remote autumn morning when she died of old age, with her name changed and her head shaved and without ever having spoken a word, in a gloomy hospital in Cracow.

[Anonymous No.13716762]

>>13714159
I know I might get shit for this but one of my favourite opening lines in all of literature is still from Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell. Sums up the entire thematics of the book in the first sentence. Brilliant supersymmetry.

"Beyond the Indian hamlet, upon a forlorn strand, I happened on a trail of recent footprints."

[Anonymous No.13716803]

>>13716762
>I know I might get shit for this
Do people here not like Cloud Atlas?
I don't even remember seeing it mentioned ever.
I really like the book.

[Anonymous No.13716814]

>>13716250
fierce as ten furries kek

[Anonymous No.13716831]

>>13716803
It's my favourite book of the past 20 years, but I've seen David Mitchell's work get flack on some literature forums for not being old enough to be considered classic yet like Infinite Jest or whatever. I find his prose infinitely more fluid and poetic in its cadence, and just straight up better, than that of many of the big touted modernist and post-modern authors, honestly.

[Anonymous No.13716860]

>>13716675
The yellow butterflies following Mauricio Babilonia is so cool.

[Anonymous No.13716883]

>But the effect of her being on those around her was incalculably diffusive: for the growing good of the world is partly dependent on unhistoric acts; and that things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been, is half owing to the number who lived faithfully a hidden life, and rest in unvisited tombs

Unironic chills

[Anonymous No.13716909]

>>13716860
There are so many cool things in that book.

[Anonymous No.13716926]

>>13716909
I agree, but that one was the thing for me.
Pietro Crespi's suicide and Amaranta suffering and burning her hand marked me more.

[Anonymous No.13716979]

>>13716464
New Age heathen posing as a Catholic.

[Anonymous No.13716986]

>>13716926
Yeah the hand burning with her black band marked me too.
I liked the ascension of Remedios the Beauty, it was weird but kind of uplifting in some way.

[Anonymous No.13717097]

>>13714272
Based

[Anonymous No.13717916]

>>13714268
That's gay as shit but it actually made me sad. God damn Maya.

[Anonymous No.13717931]

[Anonymous No.13717942]

>>13714807
Because their god allows them too

God and Allah are not the same.

[Anonymous No.13717943]

>>13716762
Please explain how this encapsulates the book's themes. If I only because I want to see this book discussed and I don't want to go to reddit to do it.

[Anonymous No.13717953]

>>13714213
I love futons tbf

[Anonymous No.13717980]

>>13714405
underratedly underrated

[Anonymous No.13717993]

>>13714159

>Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.
>For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

[Anonymous No.13717994]

[Anonymous No.13718043]

>>13715929
People are basically morons who still operate on a false dichotomy of the spiritual vs the material. The believe there is any intrinsic value to the statement “love is just a chemical reaction” as if this observation yields any insight into the nature of our reality or our perception. It might seem trite but Einstein’s statement “either everything is a miracle or nothing is” comes to mind, fundamentally every facet of this entire cosmos is inherently defined in relation to every other facet. Time could only be comprehended if matter and space exist and vice versa. When you comment on how our spiritual perception is just our mind interpreting matter and chaos you may as well say that matter and chaos are manifestations of our spiritual perception. Causality is a function of time, not scale, this is a common misconception in amateur scientists, they believe that all our perception of large scale phenomena are caused by the interactions of smaller objects but then ask them how they can test for the direction of causality with respect to scale and they cannot answer. Big things are not “made of” little things any more than little things are made of the subdivision of big things. Actually stop for a second and think to yourself, if in any given instant all small objects and large objects occupy the same point in time, e.g the atoms in an orange and the orange itself, then how can we differentiate between whether the small particles change first or the whole changes first if they change at the same time. You cannot. The behaviour of the atoms of this universe could be dictated by the entire universe just as easily as the behaviour of the entire universe could be dictated by the behaviour of its constituent atoms. We know not the initial causer of change.

[Anonymous No.13718068]

I have read at least 100 pages every day for well over a decade now. So that is approximately 36500 pages a year, or a total of 365000 pages. Not a huge amount, but not a pitiful amount either. I can confidently say pic related is one of the only things I have read that cut right through me and perfectly captured how my life has felt at its worst.

[Anonymous No.13718086]

>>13718068
read more nigger

[Anonymous No.13718099]

>>13716250
Milton is underrated here

[Anonymous No.13718146]

>>13714725
Hypersensitivity

[Anonymous No.13718157]

>>13715265
Now that nationalism is getting popular again this piece is often derided. But I continue to be touched by it.

[Anonymous No.13718161]

>>13714206
>man is the only religious animal
*laughs in elephant*

[Anonymous No.13718184]

>>13717943
Without going into too much detail, the book is about A) the connection between people separated by vast periods of time by their actions and intent, playing with the idea of reincarnation as a metaphor for this but without explicitly considering it real like in the film adaptation (think along the lines of how it's used in Yukio Mishima's 'The Sea Of Fertility') and B) the perennial nature of power dynamics between humans and how although the balance may shift or be totally reversed (the 'Indians' in this case are Polynesian cannibals) the predator/prey relationship always exists in human nature in some form. It goes on, but that'd be spoiling things.

[Anonymous No.13718192]

>>13716883
I believe that.

[Anonymous No.13718200]

>>13718184
>The weak are meat the strong do eat.

[Anonymous No.13718215]

>>13715060
>>13715139
Yeah, it's caesura. Really well done.

[Anonymous No.13718217]

>People who live in society have learnt how to see themselves, in mirrors, as they appear to their friends. I have no friends: is that why my flesh is so naked?

Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea

[Anonymous No.13718323]

>>13717942
Your specific God may not say it's ok, but dosty's line is wrong as a general statement: with God, everything is permitted

[Anonymous No.13718333]

We were a self-centred army without parade or gesture, devoted to freedom, the second of man's creeds, a purpose so ravenous that it devoured all our strength, a hope so transcendent that our earlier ambitions faded in its glare.

[Anonymous No.13718404]

>>13714202
brah....

[Anonymous No.13718408]

> A NIGGER CUMS ACROSS DAKOTA SKY'S FACE AND TITS. IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE ....

[Anonymous No.13718447]

>>13714368
Woah dude are you mr roboto??

[Anonymous No.13718448]

>>13714206
what am I supposed to take away from this?

[Anonymous No.13718459]

>>13714256
unironically best itt

[Anonymous No.13718504]

>>13714236
>One day our patience will run dry......

[Anonymous No.13718520]

>>13714202

Legitimately inspiring

[Anonymous No.13718522]

"C'était à Mégara, faubourg de Carthage, dans les jardins d'Hamilcar."
Not the greatest but a beautiful sounding one for sure.

[Anonymous No.13718572]

>>13718323
Not really. These people are extremists and have misunderstood their own religion. Weep for them for they are lost and make no effort to improve.

[Anonymous No.13718623]

>>13714229
Now yuo see...

[Anonymous No.13718681]

>>13714422
Is this true though?

[Anonymous No.13718998]

>>13714374
Holy fucking based

[Anonymous No.13719018]

>>13714320
Good, he should feel bad

[Anonymous No.13719065]

“For all is like an ocean, all flows and connects; touch it in one place and it echoes at the other end of the world.” -Dostoevsky

[Anonymous No.13719077]

>>13714714
why are jews so nihilistic, bros

[Anonymous No.13719245]

>>13714368
But can man rob a gun if you give him the world?

[Old Man No.13719396]

>>13714678
>>13714699
>>13714710
Because it presupposes that more praying is going on in the hospital than in church. In Romania, for example, churches are open and there are people praying there all the time- for themselves or for sick relatives, it doesn't matter. You do not need to be on your deathbed to pray sincerely; as the anon said, it's typical iconoclastic (or at least a half of it) "Christians are insincere hypocrites who only believe strongly in dire situations" bullshit.

[Old Man No.13719443]

>>13714730
The point is open for interpretation

>>13714746
The same could be said of your mother birthing you.

>>13714847
But is it really a mathematical fact? Is the matter really as simple as you think it to be?

>>13714901
It's not judgement. I never said you're goinf to Hell. I'm jusy calling you out, and cries of "you are easily triggered" fall upon unhearing ears.

>it's bad to respond negatively towards something
>you don't wanna be triggered, do you? That means you're a lesser-than

And so 4chan meme jargon infects mind after mind. Everything is a "cope," dichotomies between "chads" and "virgins are found where there were previously none, and so on.

>>13714930
Jesus Christ was Jesus Christ. The church gave Him and His teachings permanence rather than an informal "anything goes" approach. Megachurches with televangelists are bad, but a normal church is superior to some anti-religious schmuck shunning the church because he doesn't want to wake up early on Sunday.

>>13715686
>why are you so judgemental, that's not Christlike!
>fuck religious people, they're so fragile
Before you point out the straw in your brother's eye, remove the log in yours.

[Anonymous No.13719467]

>the sky looked like static
fixed

[Anonymous No.13719520]

>>13714401
Yup, that is going on my midwit cringe compilation

[Anonymous No.13719558]

>>13714202
Wait. That was said by Anthony Bourdain? Damn

[Anonymous No.13719565]

>>13714342
It's amazing how applicable this is to the current year.

[Anonymous No.13719627]

>>13714610
>run-on sentences
>good
lol

[Anonymous No.13720091]

>>13719627
>run-on sentences
>bad
lol

[Anonymous No.13721081]

>>13714291
A better Pascal's Wager

[Anonymous No.13722340]

>>13714234
Favorite.

[Anonymous No.13722448]

>>13714206
What a dumb edgelord. Makes me regret using his quote on education for my senior quote.

[Anonymous No.13722507]

>>13717931
Good quote.

[Anonymous No.13722753]

>>13722507
Yes, indeed!

[Anonymous No.13722902]

>>13714159
"I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel"

[Anonymous No.13722911]

>>13716250
I wold take a fat poop on paradice lost. Bbbbbbbbig piece of poop. Paradice lost is bad. Milton was very dumb

[Anonymous No.13722912]

>>13722448
absolutely no concept of time precedent you utter retard

[Anonymous No.13722968]

>>13714272
what a pseud

[Anonymous No.13722997]

[Anonymous No.13723386]

>>13714401
That’s not even Steinbeck, it’s from Ronald Wright’s A Short History of Progress but people misattribute it all the time

[Anonymous No.13723646]

>>13714412
low cloud ceiling over water at night reflecting industrial lights

[Anonymous No.13723667]

>>13714159

[Anonymous No.13723754]

>>13718408
nice

[Anonymous No.13723773]

>>13719443
you're dumb as a bag of rocks
plz stop

[Anonymous No.13724185]