/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.13659450]

Describe her appearance in your best prose

[Anonymous No.13659456]

>>13659450
wud fug

[Anonymous No.13659459]

>>13659450
We ain’t playing this game with you lil brah, hop on out with this duck shit lil nigga, this ain’t no mothafuckin book on blood bruh, on my momma imma smack the shit outta you, this ain’t o Albert Camus nigga.

[Anonymous No.13659460]

>>13659450
She was made up of a series of wavelets superimposed to produce a matrix of squares of varying colours.

[Anonymous No.13659462]

>>13659450
Entitled smug used up roast with an over inflated view of herself

[Anonymous No.13659469]

>>13659450
Another cuck on this board.

[Anonymous No.13659475]

>>13659450
who is she?

[Anonymous No.13659489]

>>13659450
Kind of hurt to know I'll never ever get a woman like that in my bed.

[Anonymous No.13659514]

>>13659489
Titty fuckingbilly Ellish

[Anonymous No.13659515]

>>13659489
Why? Just work for it

[Anonymous No.13659535]

>>13659450

[Anonymous No.13659544]

>>13659515
Ecclesiastes 1:3

[Anonymous No.13659546]

Decline of the West

[Anonymous No.13659556]

>>13659515
Have you done it yourself? If not: your advice doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.13659602]

>>13659535
gross, haha

[Anonymous No.13659603]

>>13659556
He is right, work on your confidence and appearance.

[Anonymous No.13659616]

>>13659535
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.13659618]

Uh.. Yeah! Here we go! Hit it!!
Mmm this girl looking good,
she cant see me under this hood!
Fuck, i need some food,
are you a dood?
This girl a dood fo sho,
i have to catch a show,
fuck this dood!

[Anonymous No.13659631]

>>13659515

[Anonymous No.13659638]

>>13659460
100% based
>>13659535
200% based (as long as it is understood not as an indictment of women, who are victims of the system, but as an indictment of sex, which is a tool of the system)

[Anonymous No.13659669]

>>13659603
>lmao just make yourself a more desirable commodity for the sexual marketplace then you will be happy and fulfilled
capitalism is evil and the cause of most of our suffering

[Anonymous No.13659683]

>>13659450
She had tits that were almost naked but weren't. She had a face composite from Chinese and Italian shampoo ads, slightly rect-angled for character. Brown shampoo draped down to her tits, still naked they were beneath her clothes. She hooped her ears like a cow would nose. O roasted petal pink nippled flower thee

[Anonymous No.13659688]

"You're breaking up with me because of something you read on the fucking internet? On 4chan?" There was an undertone of explosive anger in her voice, just barely held back by sheer disbelief. I explained to her that I hadn't come to the conclusion lightly. She knew I have difficulties with race-mixing. We'd talked about it many times. "I thought you were joking. I thought you said it was 'ironic'?" She emphasized the word as if to mock me. I explained that just because something is ironic, doesn't mean it isn't true. "So you're, what, you're a white supremacist, now? I thought you said that was 'Reddit'? You read some incel bullshit on the internet, and suddenly you don't find me attractive?" I confirmed that white nationalism was, in fact, fairly Reddit, but stated that mild ethnonationalism had become geopolitically necessary even if it meant associating with Redditors. I also denied finding her unattractive. "So if you still like me, why are you breaking up with me?" Of course I still like her, I said. She's very attractive, I said. "Then why are you doing this?" I explained to her that her racial ambiguity was attractive to a part of me that I had become resolved to slough off, a second skin forced upon me by my upbringing in a deracinated multicultural megalopolis. I explained that I found her attractive in the way that my brain found cotton candy delicious, despite the fact that it's fibreglass installation laced with Jewish corn syrup. I told her that when I kiss her now, I feel like I'm kissing a changeling, something sent to deceive me. Something artificially sweet, with an aftertaste of plastic BPAs, or overheated teflon. "Do you know how out of your league I am? I'm taller than you for fuck's sake. I literally can't believe this is happening right now. I can't believe I thought I should settle." I agreed that she was out of my league, but told her that I had been reading Hamsun's "Growth of the Soil," and that I wouldn't mind a harelip wife, provided we could start a farm together, far away from 5G radiation towers. I told her we could still be friends, and asked if she wanted to read Hamsun with me. After a few seconds she closed her Macbook and she left.

[Anonymous No.13659714]

>>13659688
lmao this is how fascism actually spreads

[Anonymous No.13659739]

>>13659450
she fine

[Anonymous No.13659741]

>>13659669
Anon felt bad for not being able to fuck "a woman like that," and he welcomed advice for people who have fucked women "like that." How is your comment even relevant?

[Anonymous No.13659752]

She looks like her farts sound exactly like gentle blowing from one's mouth.

[Anonymous No.13659759]

>>13659450
With beautiful eyes and nice hair
She is the epitome of beauty
With such nice, fair skin
Protecting her is our duty

In a world were ugliness is celebrated
She is the one to set us straight
For she is different from all other girls
That do nothing but complain and hate

There is just one problem that prevent her of being perfect
And from all the problems, this could not be bigger
The problem with this goddess in human form
Is that she only date niggers

>daily reminder that Im brazilian so my english is all fucked up.

[Anonymous No.13659819]

>>13659450
He looked at her soft milk-white skin, her full red lips, and beautiful eyes, and had the profound realization that she will never see him the way he sees her. She will never look at him and feel any kind of spark, will never light up at seeing him enter the room. To her, he will always just be another body in the corner, a vague entity that is barely existing. Her beauty was destined for another, someone else's muse, and he was fated to search the warehouse for imperfection, mediocre beauty inspiring mediocre joy.

[Anonymous No.13659834]

Haiku:

Not a chance white boy
You think I would actually date you?
I'm made for Tyrone only

[Anonymous No.13659996]

>>13659688
fucking lmao, brilliant

[Anonymous No.13660045]

my ex girlfriend is about to co star in a famous tv show.. wtf /lit/, we were together when she was a starving comedian now shes about to be famous. I learned about it yesterday; it hit me hard. she's literally the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I threw her aside because of pride. one of my biggestm istake in life honestly

[Anonymous No.13660053]

>>13660045
It probably wouldn't have worked out dude.

[Anonymous No.13660062]

>>13659688
>Jewish corn syrup
Lost it there, 10/10 pasta.

[Anonymous No.13660064]

>>13660045
What shkw dog

[Anonymous No.13660096]

>>13660053
it's not a matter of working or not working out. I don't plan anything either way. there was no future planned whatsoever. I'm an individualist to an extreme, and she's the only woman I've ever given time to. what fucks me up is pride. I threw her away because of pride and now pride is coming back to bite me in the ass because I've been riding the biggest downfall since jim morrison and she's about to be famous. I'll be honest it hurts.

>>13660064
dont want to give too much info but its a french show

[Anonymous No.13660541]

>>13660045
pride about what exactly?

[Anonymous No.13660579]

>>13659688
I need an audiobook of this.

[Anonymous No.13660624]

>>13659688
Awkwardly relatable

[Anonymous No.13660633]

>>13659688
Highly based and equally delightful to read.

[Anonymous No.13660636]

>>13659489
This girl is a minor. Not acceptable.

[Anonymous No.13660666]

>>13660636
You're absolutely right, Anon.

[Anonymous No.13660770]

>>13659450
Would suck tiddies

[Anonymous No.13660822]

>>13659669
imagine thinking that the idea of becoming a desirable mate only emerged as a result of capitalism

[Anonymous No.13660934]

>>13659535
Really cringe and I hope this has been written ironically
t. virgin that doesn't suffer from ressentiment unlike whoever wrote that garbage

[Anonymous No.13660958]

>>13659450
if Jenniffer connely were a hapa

[Anonymous No.13660959]

>>13659450
regular thot

[Anonymous No.13660972]

>>13660666
>>13660636
>not liking jailbait
16 is legal in my state you fags

[Anonymous No.13661285]

trash