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Post a picture, list the book you want to hear the person read out loud.

If your post ends in double digits, it's canon.

>> No.1362992
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The Trial

>> No.1362996
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The Wheel Of Time series.

>> No.1363002
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Collected Poems of Rimbaud
(I am in Love, Courtney.)

>> No.1363009
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American Psycho

>> No.1363021
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Naked Lunch

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The War Of The Worlds

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the road

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nausea

>> No.1363057

>>1363048
seconding this

>> No.1363061
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Going Rogue

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Le Petit Prince

>> No.1363078
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fight club

>> No.1363089
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The collected works of the Marquis de Sade.

>> No.1363094
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The Amazing Adventures Of Kavalier And Clay

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>DAT VOICE
I could listen to this motherfucker read anything.

>> No.1363096

>>1363089
this plox

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Gormenghast, Mervyn Peake

>> No.1363099

>>1363089
Holy fuck, I'm reading Philosophy In The Bedroom right now and this works perfectly for it.

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The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire

>> No.1363114
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Paddington Bear if she can do a good a good English accent.
And Winnie the Pooh not bothered about accent; fuck you disney for spoiling it

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The Bible

>> No.1363122

>>1363117
BRILLIANT

But also, why not the Qu'ran?

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Eat Pray Love

>> No.1363125

>>1363117
SODOM AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK HEBREW IN SODOM?!

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paradise lost

>> No.1363132

>>1363117

Even just hearing him read the story of Moses would be balls-to-the-wall epic.

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Neuromancer

>> No.1363149

>>1363117
>>1363122
>>1363125
>>1363132

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_Experience

>Samuel L. Jackson as God

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>>1363149

>> No.1363164

>>1363149
oh fuck

thank you sir, fucking thank you

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>If your post ends in double digits, it's canon
>notice that the second post promoting Samuel L Jackson ended in double digits.
>mfw

>> No.1363170

>>1363117

This already exists...New Testament narrated by him and a bunch of other celebs, including "Denzel Washington, Angela Bassett, Cuba Gooding Jr., Samuel L. Jackson, Bishop T.D. Jakes, Blair Underwood, Yolanda Adams, Shirely Ceasar, Faith Evans, Kirk Franklin, Hill Harper, Levar Burton, Tisha Campbell, Loretta Devine, Kim Fields, Eriq Lasalle, MC Lyte, Glynn Turman, Garrett Morris, James Avery, Vanessa Bell Calloway, Donnie McClurkin, etc., etc., etc."

Also includes an original score and sound effects--gotta retool for a generation not amenable to books in written or spoken form--probably the same demographic that would be amenable to its more insidious messages even without all the frills.

http://www.amazon.com/Inspired-Bible-Experience-New-Testament/dp/0310926319

>> No.1363177

>>1363169
And includes the Qu'ran.

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>>1363170
>This already exists...New Testament narrated by him and a bunch of other celebs, including "Denzel Washington, Angela Bassett, Cuba Gooding Jr., Samuel L. Jackson, Bishop T.D. Jakes, Blair Underwood, Yolanda Adams, Shirely Ceasar, Faith Evans, Kirk Franklin, Hill Harper, Levar Burton, Tisha Campbell, Loretta Devine, Kim Fields, Eriq Lasalle, MC Lyte, Glynn Turman, Garrett Morris, James Avery, Vanessa Bell Calloway, Donnie McClurkin, etc., etc., etc."

>mvq you can name most of those people of the top of your head

>> No.1363189

>>1363170
I honestly didn't know, you guys made my day.

>> No.1363191

>>1363180
>nope.jpg

Copy/paste from amazon. I had heard of it in conjunction w/SLJ a while back and had to look it up.

>you perropit