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Which books should I mention for woman like this to immediately swoon over me

>> No.13553564

>>13553558
the b

>> No.13553570

Babyfucker by Urs Alleman

>> No.13553590

mein tagebuch und du

>> No.13553591

>>13553558
The girl is dressed modestly, her eyelids however tell that she is either an emcel or just tired.

The answer is the Bible. It is the only book you need.

>> No.13553594
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>>13553591
That girl is definitely not an emcel. She is a little coquette and knows it.

>> No.13553596

>>13553558
GOD she seems so PURE

>> No.13553609

>Finnegans Wake

>Phenomenology of Spirit

>> No.13553714

>>13553591
>>13553594
She looks like she _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

>> No.13553736

>>13553714
Why are fringe interests like literature, among others, riddled with the mentally ill?

>> No.13553740

>>13553558
irrelevant as long as its approved by her peer group

>> No.13553743

>>13553596
i have some news for ya

>> No.13553775

>>13553743
What

>> No.13553800

>>13553775
She wears tennis shoes.

>> No.13553806

>>13553591
>emcel
You kids keep coming with new dumb words.

>> No.13553812

>>13553806
ok, oldcel

>> No.13553819

She looks like her best friends are her mother and her grandmother.

>> No.13553823

>>13553800
So?

>> No.13553827

Whatever was written by Jordan B. Peterson

>> No.13553828

How does she like it /lit/?

>> No.13553848

>>13553823
Cannot match dress with tennis shoes.

>> No.13553854
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>>13553558
how do we save w*men from the delusion of right one being better than left?

>> No.13553869

>>13553854
Don't, let them keep doing it so they continue to think their entire value as a human being is dependent on how pretty men find them

>> No.13553879

>>13553823
She should be barefoot.

>> No.13553897

Le Guin is a good bet, but not the most famous works. Stuff like her shorts or The Word for World is Forest.

>> No.13553933
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>>13553558
what the fuck bros she's so fucking cute AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.13553948

>>13553879
>>13553848
YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK. I FIND IT CHARMING ACTUALLY. Positively CHARMING. SHE IS PURE

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>>13553558
goddddddddddddammitttttttttttttttttttttt

>> No.13553993

>>13553819
tampon

>> No.13553996

>>13553819
So?

>> No.13553999
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>>13553558
Prince

>> No.13554002

You guys are pathetic

>> No.13554007

>>13553854
Cuter before.

>> No.13554016
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>>13553558
most of these floral dress girls are from upperclass and their parents force them to marry the guys from their class.
on 4chan most of us are middleclass/poorfags so there is no chance for anonbros itt.

>> No.13554027

>>13553591
>>13553596
>>13553819
>>13553933
>>13553948
What the hell is wrong with you, guys? There is the only slight percentage of chance that girl so attractive and definitely cute isn't spoiled by male attention. I can clearly imagine her with her arthoe friend and a bunch of fuckboys.
Tbh, I was friends with at least one "pure girl", she was one of the kindest girls I've ever met, she was smart and simple minded at the same time, in other words, wife material.

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>>13553558
Just give me an IG

>> No.13554041
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>>13554031
https://www.instagram.com/ella.freya/

>> No.13554051

>>13554041
Oh
Ohhhhhh
OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhhahahhhaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGgggghhh

>> No.13554066

>>13554027
Did you ever lick her feet?

>> No.13554091

>>13553558
>incest baiting redditor

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>>13554031
>What the hell is wrong with you, guys? There is the only slight percentage of chance that girl so attractive and definitely cute isn't spoiled by male attention. I can clearly imagine her with her arthoe friend and a bunch of fuckboys.
Tbh, I was friends with at least one "pure girl", she was one of the kindest girls I've ever met, she was smart and simple minded at the same time, in other words, wife material.

>> No.13554156

>>13554152
flail

>> No.13554160

>>13553806
t.vocabularylet

>> No.13554441

>>13554041
I kind of want to make an Instagram account to follow qt girls. But I also feel like I shouldn't - like it's not good for me.

>> No.13554557

>>13554007
I agree with James Bond here.

>> No.13554643

i want to fuck that chinaman at the back

>> No.13555209

>>13554441
All my friends are trying to convince me to use Instagram. No. Don't do it, Anon. It's poison; even worse than 4chan.

>> No.13555212

>>13555209
>my friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiMBzpZF1nE

>> No.13555215

>>13553558
your chequebook

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>>13553558
>>13553854
>>13554041
What is it like to be loved by someone this beautiful?

>> No.13555222

>>13553558
Chances are 9/10 she doesn't read, but if you are still insistent on trying, mention Harry Potter or whatever self-help schlock came out last quarter.

>> No.13555247

>>13553558
She has worse acne than you underneath the makeup.

>> No.13555263

6 out of 10 Russian girls look like this...
>I feel terribly sad looking at girls like this
>The thought I'll never get one like this haunts me

>> No.13555271

>>13553736
Literature isn't a fringe interest, and this board doesn't do much literature

>> No.13555275

>>13555263
just go to Russia, how hard can it be?

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>>13553558
You just KNOW she has done nothing in her whole damned life to earn even that single cup of coffee in front of her.

>> No.13555875

Mysteries by Knut Hamsun
Street of Crocodiles by Bruno Schulz
Marcovaldo by Italo Calvino

>> No.13555898

>>13553736
Where do you think you are?

>> No.13555909

>>13555859
No, that's just you projecting

>> No.13555921

>>13555859
She models

>> No.13555927

>>13555859
man does, woman is

>> No.13556066

>>13553558
Google reverse searched
It's an instagram thot. Even has a fucking reddit for her.

>> No.13556074

>>13556066
course she does. look at her

>> No.13556075

>>13553558
>wearing superstars with a dress

>> No.13556077

>>13554152
Sooo, marry her?
Just corrupt her dad.

>> No.13556100

>>13553714
She looks like she loves irish beer?

>> No.13556102
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>>13555859
>all people should have the same amount of burden
Ironic how that baseless idea is a lemma of the equalitarian world view

>> No.13556103

>>13555215
lol

>> No.13556109

Handmaids Tale.

>> No.13556114

>>13555215
/thread

>> No.13556116

>>13553714
She looks like she posts incel bait?

>> No.13556250
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>>13553558
Memoirs of a Geisha

>> No.13556271

>>13556116
Fucks black guys.

>> No.13556277

>>13555217

Women do not love.

>> No.13556335

>>13556277
no i think it's men that don't love

>> No.13556736

>>13555921
Exactly

>> No.13556784

>>13556736
what a crime she models eh. truly a detriment to humanity that i'm looking at her instead of her being digging up coal. i wish she was all covered in black soot, then the world would be a better place

>> No.13556883

>>13554441
>>13553948
Sex for recreational purposes is bad and lust isn't good. Stop giving into the Demiurge.

>> No.13556887

>>13556784
Lust is bad.
Sex is bad.

>> No.13556908

>>13556883
>the Demiurge
fuck that guy

>> No.13556962

>>13556887
you wouldn’t exist without sex

>> No.13556968

>>13556962
not exactly refuting his claim there

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>>13556962
I would have preferred to have been a happy little bird instead of a vulgar human being. Avian sexuality works in a more rational and robust manner than primate sexuality. The ovaries of birds only grows during mating season; they are naturally monogamous unlike humans; they are aroused more by song and dance rather than touch and smell; rape and fetishistic behavior is rarer from them unlike chimps.

A happy bird is better than a vulgar human being. I look around myself, and I grow angry that I was born as a human having to put up with scum like you. A happy bird. Cheep cheep.

>> No.13556998

>>13556968
fair. without sex i (!) wouldn't exist though

>>13556991
that's blasppemy

>> No.13557034

>>13553714
>>13556271
She looks like she wears tight bras?

>> No.13557044

>>13554041
Wait who is she? Her name seems familiar, would we know her from something else besides modelling?

>> No.13557104

>>13557044
she went to the same school as you when you were 7. you were too scared to talk to her but once at a birthday party you were alone on the bouncy castle and she came and bounced with you a few minutes.

>> No.13557498

>>13553558
Anything by Jane Austen

>> No.13557527

>>13553714
She looks like she likes grape soda?

>> No.13557540

>>13553854
Whenever I see a girl with make up like that I assume she’s ugly, ever since I saw what they did to michelle obama

>> No.13557545

>>13554007
right again, 007

>> No.13557743

>>13556784
Models and actors being relevant, praised, and wealthy is indicative of the degeneration of humanity. That said, models do work, probably harder than most, and the majority of them don't earn much.

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>>13553558

>> No.13557788

>>13557743
>Models and actors being relevant, praised, and wealthy is indicative of the degeneration of humanity
isn't it indicative of people enjoying entertaining/beautiful things?

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13557800

>>13554016
yikes! i guess the vapid look is supposed to make up for her fuck ugly face?

>> No.13557978

Mid-tier attractiveness perfect for the midwits that hoard this board.

>> No.13557983

>>13557978
look at me i'm not attracted to girls don't you all wish you were me

>> No.13558001

>>13557800
Ugly girls don’t exist. Some girls can hear of ugly and fear it, like a child convinced there’s a monster under the bed, but none of them actually experience it. The ugliest women are the least likely to think they’re ugly. If you’ve ever seen porn rejections, you can see how genuinely surprised all the rejects are.

>> No.13558029

>>13553806
boomer begone

>> No.13558136

>>13556102
No one said anything about exact equality of amount, buddy. It's a matter of proportion, or even whether there is any burden at all.

>> No.13558145

>>13557800
She is begging for a facial.

>> No.13558159

>>13553558
Just be chad bro

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13558213

>>13553558
She chinked

>> No.13558216

>>13555859
>all people should toil for their capitalist masters from 9 to 5(+2 hrs of commute)

>> No.13558227

>>13556271
No shit

>> No.13558230

>>13553714
Drank negro jizz?

>> No.13558238

>>13558213
Nipped, more like

>> No.13558434
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13558434

>pure girls
Cute meme... I remember when I thought like that. If only you knew what evils lurk in the hearts of women...

>> No.13558460

>>13558216
She is a commodity of that same capitalism.

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>> No.13558950

>>13558924
>5' 2''
I came a little.

>> No.13558954

>>13558924
Her face looks like a child's.

>> No.13558955

>>13558950
In your throat

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>>13553558

>> No.13558999

>>13553558
The Bible

>> No.13559016

>>13558955
>buttranfly mad sHe'll never be a real woman

>> No.13559035 [DELETED] 

>>13559016
The meme is “I threw up a little in my throat”
You did it wrong, newfag.

>> No.13559050

>>13559035
>Misread lines from a shitty Vince Vaughn movie should be understood.
This is your mind on HRT.

>> No.13559488

>>13553736
high iq

>> No.13559493

>>13559488
never mind just read this>>13554066

>> No.13559496

>>13553854
>earings/piercings
no thanks, fucking disgusting

>> No.13559504

>>13554041
Any girl that has an instagram, snapchat, tinder or ANY social media similar to those is not worth dating

>> No.13559508

>>13558213
That's on par with getting blacked

>> No.13559512

>>13558954
>implying thats a bad thing

>> No.13559582

>>13559496
cringe
it's not tattoo

>> No.13559586

>>13559582
dilate. in my country woman with piercing get dragged into the street by the hair and kicked in face until she face is a bruise

>> No.13559594

>>13559586
must be some middle eastern shithole

>> No.13559597

>>13559594
no actually we shall be part of europe soon tranny scum

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>>13559597

>> No.13559613

>>13559512
Yes, yes, I know it's funny to pretend to be a pedophile, but in honesty it's not attractive for a 26 year old woman to have the face of a 12 year old.

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>>13559597

>> No.13559873

>>13559613
Better than a 26 y/o looking 40, like most worn-out young women seem to do nowadays

>> No.13559877

>>13559873
Neither are something I want.

>> No.13560056

>>13553558
found the sauce boys https://www.reddit.com/r/EllaFreya/

>> No.13560059

>>13560056
https://www.instagram.com/ella.freya/?hl=en

>> No.13560083

>>13559597
Albanians are pretty based

>> No.13560174
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>match with perfect lit cutie on tinder
>back and forth is going well
>can't contain my excitement waiting for her messages
>daydream about her at work
>finally ask her out for coffee
>she unmatches me without a word

bros... i had our entire lives planned out together

>> No.13560185

>>13560174
Someone messaged me once about how beautiful my hands are

Unfortunately she stopped messaging