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VIKINGS EDITION
>Post books about Viking warriors
>Are there any books that focus on the expansion conquests of Vikings?
>What are you currently reading?

Monthly Reading for July: The Library at Mount Char by Scott Hawkins

Monthly Reading books: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/15ZwgDZVXB-nLqjbgcqgntZDyTddd0eqP

Fantasy:
https://imgoat.com/uploads/0935e4cd59/105363.jpg
https://imgoat.com/uploads/6d767d2f8e/21328.jpg

Science Fiction:
https://imgoat.com/uploads/def184ad8f/124507.jpg
https://imgoat.com/uploads/b44928ae11/114401.jpg
https://imgoat.com/uploads/6d767d2f8e/21332.jpg
https://imgoat.com/uploads/6d767d2f8e/21330.jpg

NPR's Top 100 Science Fiction & Fantasy Books:
https://imgoat.com/uploads/6d767d2f8e/21333.jpg

SF&F author listing with ratings and summaries:
http://greatsfandf.com/authors-full-list.php


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>>13549630
First for SCIENCE FICTION.

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Asking again because last thread got capped. What do you think of The Left Hand of Darkness? I was hesistant of reading it because of it being lauded by feminists, which is rarely a good sign, but it turned out to be a wonderful book, and I am very glad I read it. Le Guin is amazing, and I look forward to re-reading Earthsea sometime soon.

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Kino Dragonlance Legends

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>>13549630
>Post books about Viking warriors
Pic related. Only read the first book so far, but it was pretty dark and violent in a good way and not the grimderp SO EDGY XD way.
>What are you currently reading?
Mask of the Sorcerer by Darrell Schweitzer. It reminds me of The Wizard Knight by Wolfe, but going in the opposite direction. Don't be fooled by the shitty cover if you check it out or the "epic fantasy" description; this is Sword & Sorcery that's more about the Sorcery aspect than the Sword.

>> No.13549714

>>13549695

It makes me happy that Dragonlance, on the whole, holds up. Its not groundbreaking, but it managed to stay comfy and never felt dumb or aged like so many others from my childhood have.

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>this kills the roastie

>> No.13549744

>>13549630

>Post books about Viking warriors

Did you mean: Post books about peasants coming to blows, hyuck hyuck.

Anyway, nobody has topped the sagas themselves. Burnt-Njal's saga is the best, but if you want some warrior action, Egil Skallagrimrssons's saga, Grettir the Strong's saga and a bunch of the legendary sagas (Egil One-Hand & Asmundr Berserk-slayer, Yngvar the Far-Travelled, Bosi & Herraud off the top of my head, they're short mind you, but often also more fantastical) might be more to your liking. Frans Bengtsson's The Long Ships got closest. There's also Bernard Cornwell with his Saxon books, because they're going to get recommended anyway even if you have read them already and at least the first few are good fun set during the invasion of the Great Heathen Army.

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>>13549630
>it's a series has a token fantasy viking kingdom episode

>> No.13549760

>>13549673
I'd fantasy her ass if you know what I mean ;)

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>>13549693
It was an excellent novel. Well written, with an interesting premise. I wouldn't pay too much attention to feminist squeaking - like every other two bit cult they are always keen to extend their influence.
While the novel explores the themes of androgyny I don't remember anything really feminist about it. Which is kind of a given for that setting.
It seems that LeGuin (having gone off the rails in the meantime) started pushing for the gender crap a decade or so after the novel was published.

>>13549760
Whatever do you mean good sir?

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>>13549693
Earthsea is great, especially the first three

>> No.13549816

>>13549781
I mean that I would have sex with her. Have an upvote kind sir.

EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
EDIT 2: Wow, I wasn't expecting this to blow up. Rip my inbox.

>> No.13549834

>>13549816
I'd rip her inbox if you know what I mean

>> No.13549840

>>13549834
Holy based.

>> No.13549868

>>13549834
I'd clear my sent messages and then update all my apps if you know what I mean B^)

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>>13549760
>>13549781

>> No.13549987

>>13549969
I could use a helmet like that and masturbate from my apartment while looking outside at women (especially grannies)

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>>13548381
>T. Hasn't even read it
Why do you insist on getting btfo every thread? Like, just go outside. Talk to some girls and try to get laid or something (hint: avoid saying the word "grimderp"). I'm starting to worry about
you. I'm not Amberfag, I'm prose snob anon

>> No.13550063

>>13550022
>forming a cult of personality around a mediocre YA author because she looks slightly above average
bruh

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>>13550022
Oh amberfag are you that pooper peeved that you have to resort to such childish insults?

>> No.13550116

>>13550063
Is she an author? I just thought she was a qt.
>>13550067
>Projecting this hard

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DISCUSSION IN NEXT THREAD GET READY

>> No.13550195 [DELETED] 

>>13549716
>The first one has a character who gets sodomized so hard and so frequently as a child that he becomes gay
More books like this? I like when sissy faggots know their place.

>> No.13550210 [DELETED] 

>>13549695
>shits on Malazan and litrpg
>reads this trash

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>>13549969
>especially grannies)
based

>> No.13550247

>>13550234
Saved

>> No.13550249

I came up with an idea for a short story with some classmates but I'm not really sure how to write it beyond the premise so I thought I'd share it here and see if anyone wants to either run with it or give some of their own thoughts on it.

One time my advisor (we're nuclear engineering grad students) came in our office and just abruptly said, "Why don't we have a nuclear war? You know if we just launched a few nukes at each other the aftermath would guarantee that no one would ever want to obtain them." After he left we started joking about his completely random statement. Why not have two cities leveled once a generation, like Hiroshima and Nagasaki? International media records it and publishes everything and it pushes everyone away from nuclear weapons. Then we were joking about how it's decided- the UN does it through a game show where each mayor has to justify the existence of their city? Like something out of some dystopian fiction like Battle Royale or The Hunger Games (there's a lot of girls in my group, okay?). From there it sounded like a good premise for a story.
I think what I'd want to do is have the MC be working under the fictional UN's Nonproliferation Agency, and is currently trying to make the decision of which two cities to nuke. His home city is on the shortlist, but as he learns there are others working in the agency trying to save their own cities (or at least avoid their own country from getting nuked). As it becomes more and more clear that his city is likely to be chosen, he struggles knowing he can't tell his wife to escape with their kids without causing a panic as his wife is involved in the city government and everyone knows what her husband does.

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>>13550116
Ooooh so we are projecting now? How very predictable.
Do you have some sort of script for occasions like this? What's the next item on the list? Have sex?
This is /lit. Put some effort and energy in your fun posting.

>>13550210
But it is good and proper to shit on Malazan and litrpg.

>> No.13550264

>>13550249
I am sorry to say but the premise is way too ridiculous.

>> No.13550265 [DELETED] 

>>13550234
for >>13549987

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>>13549630

It's 50/50 between this and The Long Ships for my favourite Viking fantasy.

I really appreciate the readability and humour in The Long Ships but somehow the front-and-centre modernity of it drags the whole thing down.

On the other hand, Anderson doesn't always get the old english stye quite right and it can be really jarring. It would be an interesting experiment to see Hrolf Kraki in the same writing style as The Long Ships.

>> No.13550294

>>13550249
honestly
i think that might legitimately be too clever for its own good

>> No.13550344

>>13549630
>Post books about Viking warriors
Hrolf Kraki's Saga by Poul Anderson
The Longships by Frans G. Bengtsson
Eric Brighteyes
>>13549695
I'm in the mood for some classic epic fantasy so probably going to read this soon,i read the first trilogy years ago but never got around reading Legends.

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>>13550067
Amber as in Chronicles of Amber? What's wrong with that?

>> No.13550394

>>13550264
It's another generic dystopian world where the UN has way more power than it does today.

Alternatively, the premise could be completely secret to the public and done as "staged terrorist attacks" that are still effective in discouraging the use and proliferation of nuclear weapons.

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>>13549630
another Fantasy General

>> No.13550462

>>13545674
I mean the last one, it's not on the mouse which why i asked here.

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>>13550367
The novel was okay, I am just funposting.

>>13550394
It's too ridiculous to be ever taken seriously. Nuking a metropolitan area every 50 years or so (covertly or otherwise)? That's beyond insane and moving into Cobra Commander level of cartoony evil.

>> No.13550663 [DELETED] 

>>13550621
>putting nipples on a breastplate

>> No.13550726

>>13550663
>not being peak warrior barbarian with nipples so hard they could cut diamonds and using them to distract male warriors in combat.

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>>13550663
Don't be such a mangina.
Where's that Sword and Sorcery DYEL when you need him? Fatso, come defend chainmail bikinis and breastplates with nipples!

>> No.13550758 [DELETED] 

>>13550726
>nipples so hard they could cut diamonds
Where did I see this before....

>> No.13550762

>>13550758
Its a common expression.

>> No.13550794

>>13550663
romans literally did that irl

>> No.13550795

sex-obsessed faggots get out

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>>13550234
>accidentally (You)ing me with that

>> No.13550840

>>13550794
NO! It's unrealistic!

>> No.13550877

>>13549693
Le Guin's books are pretty "female" but they were not, until a certain specific point in her life, "feminist", at which point her writing went to shit.

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>>13550195
>>13550251
Friendly reminder, these are the same poster
>>13550621
>the novel
Oh Christ, he really hasn't read it. Top kek

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>>13550925
Uhhh..

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>>13550925

>> No.13551151
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Living, gleaming serpents coiled around the corpse of a man, as if he had been wrapped in serpents rather than bandages and left standing there, his ankles bound together, his arms tied across his chest, his head thrown back in an endless, silent scream, his living eyes wide and glassy with pain and what had to be madness. For centuries he had suffered thus, the serpents devouring but never consuming, his agony beyond all imagination.
Orkanre held up Moon. “Unworthy son, behold your father, my loyal friend. Remember?”
Moon shrieked as Orkanre tossed the glowing head into the mummy-case like so much trash. With an abrupt jerk, the crossed arms broke free of their bonds. Skeletal hands caught Moon and held him fast while hundreds of serpents wriggled over the glowing face. Moon found his voice again. He screamed and screamed until the vaults seemed to shiver, but the mummy only laughed, its own voice deep and thunderous and infinitely terrible.

This is some good shit. I like when sorcery is treated as a truly supernatural and even evil force in fantasy and not like a fucking superpower from a Marvel movie.

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I just finished Part 1 of Neuromancer.
I don't know what the FUCK is happening.
Is it because I'm retarded or do I need to continue for it to make sense? I honestly didn't understand like a third of the scenes so far.

>> No.13551298

>>13551272

I also found it confusing as hell. I could not very often get a clear mental picture of what the hell was happening

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>>13550621
>Chronicles of Amber
>novel
Anon, stop
>>13551272
Read the short story Burning Chrome first, then maybe Johnny Mnemonic and New Rose Hotel if you feel like it. Should put things into perspective.

>> No.13551368

>>13551298
My imagination is a bit atrophied which is not helping matters at all. I like the premise, I know there is a good story there but it's not an easy read for me.

>>13551332
Thanks m8, I'll check those stories out before moving on to the next part of Neuromancer.

>> No.13551408

>>13549695
READ BEYOND WAR OF THE TWINS
FFFFUCK

>> No.13551770 [DELETED] 

>>13551151
>yawn
Geary Gravel, we won't buy your new book. Stop.

>> No.13551773

>>13549695
>>13551408

Dragonlance bros: How do they determine what robe a wizard gets, and why would I, a chaotic evil wizard choose to get the black robe if I can not look like a good guy?

>> No.13551792 [DELETED] 

>>13551773
>playing dnd when you could be reading books

>> No.13551828

>>13551770
Are you autistic?

>> No.13552031
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Can anyone point me to a pdf / epub for the Unholy Consult? Know it'll be shit but committed to finishing the series. Not

>> No.13552112

>>13552031
https://libgen.is/fiction/?q=unholy+consult

>> No.13552139

>>13551151
I like this, what is it?

>> No.13552158

>>13552112
Much Appreciated.

>> No.13552165

>>13552139
Mask of the Sorcerer

>> No.13552181 [DELETED] 

>>13551828
Yes.

>> No.13552230
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13552230

I need more comfy low-stakes space jobbing like this

>> No.13552260 [DELETED] 

>>13552230
>female author
>sci-fi
Yikes, pass.

>> No.13552292

>>13552230
>the
>long
>way
>toa
>small
>angry
>planet

>toa
What a horrible cover

>> No.13552313

>>13552230
K E R N I IN G

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>>13552230

>> No.13552342
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What's the best book that has Mars as a setting?

>> No.13552382

>>13552342
Red Mars

>> No.13552383

>>13552342
Nothing by Kim Stanley Robinson.

>> No.13552401

I just read the Merry Adventures of Robin Hood. It was super fun. Any fantasy version for Robin Hood out there? Would love to read more in a less realistic world. If not I could read more Robin Hood that’s less for kids.

>> No.13552466

>>13552230
>she goes on such a bad date and finds out the guy has such a small dick she writes a book about it
Any others like this?

>> No.13552475

>>13552383
cringe

>> No.13552495

>>13552475
That's what I would describe Robinson's books, yes.

>> No.13552498

>>13552165
Thanks, Anon.

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>>13552230
inferior cover

>> No.13552519

>>13552230
>7 replies
>1 recommendation
wew, /lit/

>> No.13552536

>>13552342
A Rose for Ecclesiastes

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>>13549630
Im looking for a disturbing surreal horror book, something that feels like a fever dream or a nightmare. Not sure if this is the place to ask but we never get a lot of horror threads around here.

>> No.13552664 [DELETED] 

>>13552031
>the slog of slogs boys.

>> No.13552676 [DELETED] 

>>13552519
Cosmerefag, you've been here 5+ yes, stop pretending to be surprised

>> No.13552682 [DELETED] 

>>13552615
You can ask here. Horror falls under sf-f.
Not a horrorfag though. Try the barrow?

>> No.13552697

>>13552615
The House on the Borderland maybe.

>> No.13552734

>>13552230
Is this actually good? I pirated it because why not but haven’t actually gotten around to reading it because it seems too reddit.

>> No.13552736

>>13552031
You actually made it through the great ordeal? Christ, anon how much do you hate yourself?

>> No.13552752
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Where did Mieville go? There's been no word of a new book for 2 years, is he about to drop a 1,000 page tome or something?

>> No.13552792

>>13552734
It's shit. Reading it was like eating extra sweet frosting with no cake to balance it. Would not recommend.

>> No.13552804

>>13552752
overdosed by snorting cocaine from thai hookers assholes.

>> No.13552827

psychologists finally got back to me. None of them have no availability unless I skip work for an appointment...

>>13552752
has it been that long? The census taker was only...

*checks*

3 years ago? jesus fucking christ

>> No.13552852

>>13552804
>Thay lady-boys' dicks
ftfy

>> No.13552860

>>13552852
no. the ladyboys are for playing videogames with.
dont you know anything?

>> No.13552864

>>13552615
The River of Night's Dreaming

>> No.13552895 [DELETED] 

To any roastie that dropped a kid.
How was the first sex after giving birth? Was it like losing your virginity again? i.e. painful

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>>13549630
Is this any good? It's so ridiculous that I'm very tempted to buy it

>> No.13552947

>>13552792
is it Scalzi-tier? I kinda like zipping through a brainlet novel in between better reading

>> No.13552967 [DELETED] 

>>13552912
>bald new world

>> No.13553013

I know we've been over foodporn in fantasy, but has anyone seen any fantasy settings where the setting has its own distinct cuisine that's not just a copy/paste job?

the obvious example that sticks out is harry potter even though all its stand-out foods are candies and soft drinks

>> No.13553021

>>13553013
Redwall

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>>13552912
Found this in the other shelf fucking lol

>> No.13553190

>>13553021
I've always wanted to try making the moles' turnip 'n' tater 'n' beetroot pie desu

>> No.13553209

>>13552752
He's waiting for Moorcock to die so he can publish his "spiritual sequel" to his Eternal Champion or something like that.

>> No.13553225

I like tasselhoff burrfoot

>> No.13553257

I'm starting to read Chronicles of Amber, what am I in for?

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>>13553209
>Elric in the Welfare Line
God I hate that pinko faggot

>> No.13553358

>>13552736
I actually really like TGO. It works a lot better when you can just jump straight into TUC

>> No.13553368

>I will never read anything as good as Chronicles of Amber again
How do you deal with this hurt lads?

>> No.13553389
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What's the Lolita of /sffg/?

>> No.13553401

>>13553389
Do androids dream of electric sheep?

>> No.13553412
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13553412

Which was better: Ace or Ballantine?

>> No.13553516

>>13553389
Something by Heinlein

>> No.13553543

>>13553389
The Darkness that Comes Before

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>>13553368
>The greatest work of science fantasy will never be finished
By sneaking into the Large Hadron Collider in the hopes that it will blast me into a timeline where Zelazny lived long enough to write the third pentalogy

>> No.13553704

>>13553565
And the 4th, 5th and 6th.

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>>13552325
Fuck no. That was horrible.
The first book was the definition of space comfy (light on science, heavy on personal interaction) but then the author spectacularly dropped the ball in the second novel.
I have never witnessed such a loss of direction and drop in quality.

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>>13552912
>>13553132
Looks like a RIFTS supplement book.

>> No.13553959

>>13552383
get a load of this contrarian faggot lads

>> No.13554058

>>13552860
But Mieville is gay, don't YOU know anything?

>> No.13554090

>>13553959
It's just full of communist tree-lover nonsense, prove me wrong.

>> No.13554648 [DELETED] 

>>13552895
Anyone?

>> No.13554680

>>13554648
I don't know, why don't you try it yourself.

>> No.13554712 [DELETED] 

>>13554680
I dondon't have a vagina.

>> No.13554724

>>13554712
But you DO have one, here bend over nicely, I'll make a woman out of you.

>> No.13554872
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Any fantasy that doesn't take place in a monarchy?

>> No.13554927

>>13554872

The Powder Mage books

>> No.13554944

>>13552031
not what? NOT WHAT?

>> No.13554983

>>13552752
He just released a book on the Bolshevik revolution you fag

>> No.13555036

>>13550275
If you're interested in well written (or maybe I should say translated) nordic sagas then try Havelok the Dane and The Story of Burnt Njal. Both are available on Gutenberg. I don't like Poul Anderson much to be honest, and I thought Hrolf Kraki's saga was quite boring.

>> No.13555073

>>13554983
What a commie fag.

>> No.13555114

>finishing off a load of books I got 50-70% through and stopped
>2/3 were stopped right before sex scenes
Lads looks like I have some psychology

>> No.13555228

I let go of the hook and ran for the kitchen, where I caught up a handful of cleavers and carving knives. When I returned to the study, Dog Face was sitting up, painfully easing the hook out of his chin. Blood splattered down his front. I barely had time to make the sign of Living Death over him and to lean forward and breathe fire into his eyes.
He screamed and fell back, eyes sizzling, popping, streaming down his cheeks.
And as he lay helpless, I skinned him alive.

BRUTAL.

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>>13555228
Sounds kind of lame desu senpai.
Not sure if it's due to the lame writing or you.
Post another excerpt pls.

>> No.13555391

>>13555377
Nice try, autist.

>> No.13555474

>>13555391
Yeah I guess it's you senpai.

>> No.13555512

>>13555228
>a handful of cleavers
Retarded.

>> No.13555622

Anyone here who has read The Gutter Prayer? Is it a good read?

>> No.13555684

I read Snow Crash and am now reading The Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson. I think they're pretty good. How well do his other novels fare? I've rarely seen them discussed here.

>> No.13555751

Something stood up, having lit the last candle. My first impression was of a dark, shaggy beast, but gradually, as my eyes adjusted, I made out a heavy, intensely ugly woman smeared with blood and filth, seemingly naked and fully as malformed as one of those foreign cult-statues with a hundred breasts. But as she leaned into the light I saw that she was elaborately garbed in human body parts, taken, no doubt, from her enemies: a necklace of teeth and ears, leathery, boneless arms draped over her shoulders like a tattered cloth, dozens of hands rising upright from her back, clutched into tight fists. Her skirt, which concealed nothing, consisted of dried penises strung together with hide thongs.

>> No.13555795

>>13555751
imagine the smelle

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>>13555751
>Her skirt, which concealed nothing, consisted of dried penises strung together with hide thongs.
Are you going for the comedic effect due to overabundance of gore?
Kinda like this:
https://youtu.be/x-52jun8NXs?t=67

>> No.13556031

>>13555904
>condom_skirt, guro

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>>13556031
Are those "dried penises strung together with hide thongs" still in condoms?
That's even funnier.

>> No.13556217

>>13555904
>>13556031
>>13556120
>>13555795
I'm sure they are referencing Kali, the Hindu god of destruction. She liked penises on a rope around her waist.

>> No.13556254

>>13556217
>they
For fucks sake he. Singular.

>> No.13556389

>>13555622
I got on my TBR for months now. Also curious about it

>> No.13556476

>>13550249
>nuclear engineering grad
>on /lit/
pick one

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>>13549987
Nice
>>13553412
I liked both,but i think Ballantine was a little better.

>> No.13556533

>>13552230
Billy Bob Space Trucker
stakes are not necessarily low but its really cheesy and trashy and i kinda like it

>> No.13556542
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13556542

I paid a drawfag to do an illustration of the mecha the main character of my cyberpunk western is gonna pilot.

This is the design so far.

>> No.13556555

>>13556533
>Billy Bob Space Trucker
This here - https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/wiki/series/billybob_space_trucker?
With this soundtrack - https://soundcloud.com/spinydoughnut33/billy-bob-space-trucker?
If this turns out to be some reddit crap you'll disappoint me gravely anon.

>> No.13556566

>>13556555
i did say it was trashy
if you ever read that one short story where everyone is made equal through mandatory restrictions (masks for the pretty, earplugs for those sharp of hearing), it has themes like that.

also space eagle wifu

>> No.13556584

>>13553543

That funny. Lolita is actually a good book

>> No.13556632

>>13556529
Books with pic related? Now that sadpanda is gone it's hard to get my granny smut.
Very few books go into this.
I read most of Heinlein works. Anything new?

>> No.13556639

>>13553389
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer is historical fantasy and hits several similar beats to Lolita but I suspect you're just asking for nonce books

>> No.13557065

Dammit /sffg/, I told myself I was going to start writing as soon as I got home, but I started thinking about what ifs and I realized that if I don't know what I would do if I published my book and it didn't sell. I wouldn't be able to handle it! That would be it!

>> No.13557095

>>13557065
Go blog somewhere else retard

>> No.13557105

>>13549693
I hated it.

>> No.13557126

What are we reading in August?

>> No.13557130

>>13557126
Throne of Glass

>> No.13557138

>>13554927
Are they good?

>> No.13557152

>>13557126
Mask of the Sorcerer

>> No.13557167

>>13552734
I liked the characters a lot but I thought the way it was mostly conflict-averse was a bit tiring. The few conflict/action scenes in it are good enough that I wanted to see more.

>> No.13557174

>>13557138

How do you feel about Brandon Sanderson? At least in my experience how you feel about him tracks pretty close to how you like the powder mage works. IMO the PM ones are better written, but the link still exists

>> No.13557176

>>13552325
>MC name is Ishamael Horation Wang
Fuck no.

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>>13557126

>> No.13557202

>>13557195
This might be the worst book cover I've ever seen.

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>>13555904
>>13556031
>>13556217
Kingdom Death did it with their Satan model

>> No.13557221
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https://pastebin.com/Z7gaWezx

I know this isn't /crit/, but when I post the opening chapter of my book there people admit they aren't reading it but still say it's shit because tolkienian world building is apparently pleb tier shit to them

I'm not looking for praise or approval, but if someone had some free time and could just tell me whether my shit sounds cringey or readable, with the understanding that action-driven story is what I'm going for, I'd really appreciate it

if that's too much to ask just call me a faggot. thanks.

>> No.13557254

>>13557221
>They said it was always night in Heavyside-
ok, might be a little cliche but I'm intereste-
>but at that moment it was actually the night time.
please submit this opening sentence to the Lyttle Lytton next year: I actually laughed out loud.
I didn't read through all of it but I can tell that you have some good ideas for description that feel bogged down by clunky prose. I'd suggest you reread and edit more aggressively. Not outright cringe, but not something I would read a lot of.

>> No.13557281

Half the year is already complete. If anything is to be released there would be news about it by now.
What are you guys expecting to be released for 2019?

>> No.13557287

>>13554983
Yeah, that was 2 years ago (with the 100th anniversary of the 1917 rising).
>>13555228
What's this, Clive Barker?

>> No.13557298

>>13557221
>tolkienian world building is apparently pleb tier shit to them
They're not wrong. I seriously doubt you're bringing anything new or interesting to the table.

>> No.13557310

>>13557221
Way too flowery (like ersatz apex predator), with weird and stunted characterization and above all disjointed. You need to slow down, draw it out, make it interesting. Also, awash in all those flowery archaic words, you have modern terms which breaks the immersion.
As for the slug from Hell, I would suggest writing something that does not sound like that scene with the space penis cobra from Prometheus e.g. not having everyone poking the thing.

>> No.13557317

>>13557254
thanks, I appreciate it
>>13557298
not trying to reinvent the wheel, just trying to make something so I can stop talking about wanting to write something and kind of just do it

>> No.13557323

>>13557126
Nation - T Pratchett

>> No.13557332

>>13557310
thanks, I'll take the advice

>> No.13557347

>>13557323
Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think Nation actually has any fantasy elements. The only thing speculative about it is some alternate history happening in the background to justify the events of the plot.

>> No.13557382

>>13557347
It has fantasy elements. Ancestral spirits and the like. And, as the author often has, a personification of Death, this one somewhat different.

>> No.13557462

What do we think of Emperor of the Eight Islands by Lian Hearn?

>> No.13557523
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>>13557126
Dune, for the first time and then rising and children after that.
Finished something wicked this way comes before that.
I don't know about other anons, but I go weeks without reading and then suddenly I'll read 200 pages a day for a week.
Does it happen to you guys to ?

>> No.13557548

>>13557221
>Americans spelling of sulphur
Its spelt with a lph you faggots, just because you have terrible reading comprehension doesn't make us brits wrong.
Same with colour, fucking cavemen I swear.

>> No.13557553

>>13557548
This desu - it's GREY, because if you take the R from GRAY it says GAY and that's GAY.

>> No.13557557

>>13556542
That molecular triangle looks like its face.
Might wanna rectify that.

>> No.13557564

>>13557126
The Darkness that comes before

>> No.13557571

>>13557548
Nice try, Mohammed.

>> No.13557572

>>13557523
Why are you posting kids toys in front of a Subway™?
And no, I constantly read. If I don't I might an hero, so I read a lot of trash along with the gems. I usually pull 200 books a year if I'm lucky and I don't get a lot of stinkers that I have to crawl my way through for 2 weeks each book.

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>>13557176
>Wang

>> No.13557587

>>13557557
It looks like a knock off Brainiac

>> No.13557591

>>13557572
Because the black kid is being chased by two white kids in a cop car and its kinda funny

>> No.13557668

>>13557591
Reality isn't funny.

>> No.13557698

>>13557668
Okay.

>> No.13557705

>>13557698
Shut up.

>> No.13557711

>>13557705
no u

>> No.13557801

We need to update the older women chart.
List genre books you read with an older woman love interest.

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>>13557126
Neuromancer

>>13555684
>Snow Crash
Based
>>13556584
Just started it. Nabokovs prose is fucking amazing. Still, PoN is shilled here the same way Lolita is in outer /lit/
>>13557221
A lot of jarring sentence structure in there. Try reading it out loud to yourself. Should help you find the parts that need polish
>>13557548
Go cry into your kippers and beans. We won the war and there's nothing you can do about it. English belongs to us now

>> No.13558122

What if I just never describe my characters so anybody can self-insert whatever they want? I imagine that in itself would draw hate from the Party

>> No.13558137

>>13557801
Can't you fetish faggots just die already?

>> No.13558148

>>13558122
Enjoy your character being turned into a black disabled ftm transvestite when you sell the rights to Netflix or Disney.

>> No.13558155

>>13558148
I'll be chilling on my own island who cares what the people that still watch that crap see

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finished this today and really enjoyed it. Does /sffg/ have any recs for books featuring lots of gothic abandoned castles, deep dungeons, etc in the same vein?
pls no ligotti

>> No.13558212

>>13558178
Try Ligo- FUCK!

>> No.13558221

>>13558148
>implying that wouldn't happen anyways

>> No.13558246

>The following tale is a fantasy, pure and simple. It is a flight of sheer imagination. It contains no hidden meanings and none should be read into it; none of the sociological, economic, political, religious, or racial “messages,” with which far too many modern novels abound, are herein contained.

BASED.

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Books with a good overpowered MC?

>> No.13558319

>>13558265
Friday by Heinlein

>> No.13558385

>>13558246
Except that messagelessness is itself a message, checkmate atheists.

>> No.13558440

>>13558385
And what does it say? How should I interpret it?

>> No.13558522

>>13558385
Only if you intend it to be a message.

>> No.13558524

>>13558522
messages/meanings/etc. exist without intent, all on their own

>> No.13558548

>>13558524
No they do not if the creator didn't add any message. This smacks of the EVERYTHING IS ART bullshit. If everything is art then nothing is art; if everything has a message then nothing has a message. A message IS intent; if the author had no intent then there is no message regardless of what idiots may interpret.

>> No.13558757

>>13558548
>t. high school literary criticism
the author is just one source of authority on the meaning of a work. usually the first, but never the last.

>> No.13558783

>>13558548
just because everything is art doesn't mean there isn't a range of quality and relevance
same goes for meaning- one can have meaning of large and small signifigance

>> No.13558818

>>13558757
>author: Here is a story I wrote with no hidden messages.
>retard: ZOMG THERE'S SO MANY HIDDEN MESSAGES HERE
>author: What? No. There isn't any hidden messages.
>retard: UHHHHH EXCUSE ME BUT I DECLARED MYSELF AN AUTHORITY ON YOUR OWN PERSONAL WORK SO IF I SAY THERE'S HIDDEN MESSAGES THEN THERE'S HIDDEN MESSAGES

This is you. A moron.

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What went wrong?

>> No.13558829
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>> No.13558854

>>13558820
Unironically everything prior to Sanderson's books.

>> No.13558880

>>13558548
>A message IS intent; if the author had no intent then there is no message regardless of what idiots may interpret.
What are subconscious concerns and neuroses
What is symbolism
Who is Freud

>> No.13558895

>>13558880
>it's an intent dogwhistle!

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/sffg/, I think I finally became cognizant of why I can't write anymore. It's a defense mechanism. My mind knows it can't handle defeat or rejection or futility so it prevents me from putting myself out there because the cost of failure is misery and suicide

>> No.13558951

>>13558927
>I gave up

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>>13558265
Sword of Truth

>> No.13558994

>>13558951
thats exactly what happened

>> No.13559014

>>13558994
ADD

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>>13556632
>I read most of Heinlein works.
what's his most lusty (but worth reading) piece?

>> No.13559019

>>13558994
A shame.

>> No.13559023

>>13559014
you're just slapping down more explanations, all of which apply simultaneously

>>13559019
you know, it would be a lot easier if I could get a therapist. Too bad there are apparently no therapists in the entire city of New York who will meet after work

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13559027

>>13556529
>>13556632
>t.Chuck (suck & fuck)

>> No.13559028

>>13559018
Not that guy but Friday was pretty lusty and a damn good read.
I will fear no evil is "lusty" as well but it's full of horribly corny and campy words and descriptions that just turned me off all the time. It's just... wrong.

>> No.13559029

>>13559023
Typing out a long thread on /r9k/ would feel better

>> No.13559038

>>13559029
I can't remember the last time I typed out a long anything without deleting 500 words in

>> No.13559053

>>13559038
Well do it and instead of deleting it just hit post, it's all anonymous who cares

>> No.13559096

>>13558854
Sanderson books were magnitudes worse than Jordan's books kys you're probably one of those paint lickers that thinks Mistborn is a modern classic.

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>>13557126
Dragonlance Legends

>> No.13559108

>>13559096
Imagine actually believing this.

>> No.13559130

>>13558927
I'm going to write the first sci-fi novel where the takeaway message is pro-suicide as a solution to the pain of existence

>> No.13559140

>>13555684
Anathem is pretty good.

>> No.13559146

>>13559130
A Ride on the Sui Side

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>>13556632
>>13557801
It's not fetish stuff (ar least mostly) but i found this list on goodreads about SFF with older women mc,maybe you'll find something useful there.
>https://www.goodreads.com/list/show/114723.Old_er_Women_in_SF_F_

>> No.13559180

>>13559162
Please don't post pictures like this on my board.

>> No.13559204

>>13559180
You can’t see anything. Just close sffg threads.

>> No.13559277
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Any DEEP SEA books that are spoopy but not really intended to be horror?
I'm talking under water ecosystems that are weird. Maybe even encounters with giant leviathans or something.
something like pic-related would be great. I've been going through the /v/ archives of deep sea threads and now i got the itch to read actual deep sea stuff.
Underwater monster aliens are also cool.

>> No.13559294

>>13559277
20000 leagues under the sea

>> No.13559297

>>13559294
Read all of Verne's stuff.

>> No.13559309

>>13559277
Starfish, by Peter Watts, maybe?

>> No.13559317

>>13559309
Sure why not. Gives me a Sphere vibe. Not exatly what im looking for but it does sound interesting.
Thanks.

>> No.13559327

>>13559277
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Swarm_(Sch%C3%A4tzing_novel)

>> No.13559329

I've rated more than 20 books on Goodreads but the website tells me that I haven't rated any. Is the site fucking up or am I missing some arcane principle of using it?

>> No.13559341

>>13559327
Sounds cool. Thanks.

>> No.13559370

>>13559329
Probably coupled with a minimum account-age which isn't listed in that message. Wouldn't know though, just guessing.

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>>13559277
Here's what i ended up with after some searching for anyone that is interested.
Gonna start with The Swarm.

>> No.13559449

Just finished reading the two books published so far in Patrick Rothfuss's fantasy trilogy. Kingkiller Chronicles is the name, but it seems like a hasty, half-hearted slapped on name for the trilogy since publishers demand every trilogy has a name. He is skilled with prose and his writing flows well, but he cuts corners. His diction and syntax are all too modern for what can be no later than a fantasy world based on 17th century technology. Aside from that, there is a good mix of humor and drama, but if you can't stand a main character who is at times ridiculously intelligent and at others blitheringly retarded, and who is basically a child up to the end of the second novel, you should avoid it. It's not an epic adventure story, it's more of Harry Potter but with sex humor (and actual sex, later). His magic system is partly not magical at all (think alchemy from Full Metal Alchemist, he lays down a set of principles and designs a system of 'magic' that can be studied and mastered), partly ripped wholesale from Ursula K. LeGuin (the real magic is actually the names of things which grant you power over them).
I don't really have a problem with any of the above. What really soured my fun with it is how almost preachy the second book got. Almost political. Painfully political. And stupid. I don't mind female warriors in fantasy, but he tried to explain it away in nonsensical terms - that women are more cool-headed than men, thus they make better warriors. He does have some good female characters, but the main character pines after an actual prostitute who sells her body to get around the world and has no compunctions about it (and coaches other girls to do the same). There are several points in the second novel where you can almost hear Patrick addressing the reader, with the main character having a 'revelation' that women are free to sleep with who they please, as if he was wrong to think otherwise and everyone who doesn't know this is a fool.
If anything in the above paragraph irks you, I don't recommend the series. It is well-written, but not without flaws.

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>>13559204
Sorry, butterfly. SFFG is a New Wave general and we have a strict no trannies policy. Please see your way out.

>> No.13559461

>>13558820
It's should have ended on book 6 or 7

>> No.13559505

>>13557126
War and Peace

>> No.13559527

I secretly pirated and read the twilight series on my third gen ipod touch when I was in highschool 10 years ago and enjoyed it. ive never told anyone.

>> No.13559533

Is the Morgaine thing by CJ Cherryh any good?

>> No.13559535

>>13557126
Mein Kampf

>> No.13559536

>>13559527
I read my high school gf’s twilight books because I liked having sex with her

>> No.13559555

>>13559204
Post tits

>> No.13559565

>>13559536
A noble cause.

>> No.13559566

>>13559533
Its shit

>> No.13559629

>>13559329
>am I missing some arcane principle of using it?
Yes, it's called creating an account and verifying it.

>> No.13559718

>>13558548
Fool. Saying that something "has no message" is a self aware/conscious statement but is impossible because the creator will still be influenced by A) their cultural/political/societal/etc background/opinions, and B) whatever "thing" they are "saying nothing about" in the first place. "Art pour l'art" for example developed in response to Victorian moralizing in art, and were in turn criticized by Nietzsche as "Art is the great stimulus to life: how could one understand it as purposeless, as aimless, as l'art pour l'art?" and by Marxists for creating art that could only be appreciated by the wealthy and would ultimately destroy art's value to society.

There's also the added issue that with genre writing where "saying nothing" is often used by idiot pinhead nerds going on about "WhY dOeS sCiEnCe FiCtIoN hAvE tO bE aBoUt IdEaS? wHy CaN'T iT bE fUn?" because they hate reading but are nerds and because they are nerds they are "smart", and smart people read, so they must therefore force themselves to read, and by right-wing leaning authors who are too cowardly to ignore their critics.

>> No.13559747

Everything Ravaged Everything Burned
All of Bernard Cornwell's Saxon Tales

>> No.13559802

>>13558820
Paid by the page.

>> No.13559930

>>13559456
Based Amber poster

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>>13559027
There is nothing worse than some 3D porn amateur.
Put some effort into it.

>> No.13560018

>>13554872

Nephilim godess worship theocracy allright?

>> No.13560045

>>13560018
Not that anon but sounds interesting.

>> No.13560367

Any suggestions for a new series if I like Malazan Book of the Fallen and the Black Company series?

>> No.13560375

>>13559527
Twilight, at least the first one, is no worse than most average fantasy.

>> No.13560474
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>>13560367
Throne of Glass By Sarah J. Mass maybe?

>> No.13560667

>>13559718
See
>>13558818
You retarded faggot.

>> No.13560721

What happened to the next Daniel Black book?
It's nearly a year and no new news.

>> No.13560728

>>13560721
What are you talking about?! It came out a few months ago. It was fucking terrible.

>> No.13560780

>>13560728
It was released November /December 2018.
Yes it was terrible and not only felt, but was actually rushed. I still want the series completed. If the author knows he doesn't want to write anymore, he should just end the series? Instead of adding on more plotlines.
I just checked his blog, it was last update to tell people where to send their money to pay him to publish shit-all.

>> No.13560815

>>13560780
>I just checked his blog, it was last update to tell people where to send their money
Is there a way to view inside subscribestar? I see he has 16 posts, maybe they are excerpts? That furfag place doesn't do subscribestar and is dying anyways.

>> No.13561039

>>13560721
He’s busy writing the next lolimarine reverse harem book

>> No.13561604

>>13557126
WE ARE READING IN OTHER WORLDS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Other_Worlds
A STORY ABOUT THE EXPLOITS OF A MAN SUMMONED BEYOND SPACE BY AN 8TH-DIMENSIONAL BEING IN ORDER TO HARVEST POOP FOR FUEL
IT IS SHORT FOR YOUR ADD

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>>13557126

>> No.13561849
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WHY DOES NO ONE WRITE GOOD BOOKS ANYMORE

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Is there a guide on how to use Calibre to fix up ebooks and make them nice looking?

>> No.13561977

>>13558985
The first book was interesting and then it just became a bdsm self insert rand jerk off

>> No.13562074

>>13559456
Trannies are i to dicks and wear makeup and heels.
I don’t do any of that. Fuck your theory.

>>13561819
>Melanie
Yeah, right.

>> No.13562347

>>13558820
Too much nothing happening and way too much Egwene/Nynaeve/Elayne. Not enough Thom/Noal/Mat.

>> No.13562389

>>13559104
I remember reading a couple dragonlance books a long time ago... all I can recall is that one guy had his arm turned into a snake and was a huge douche about it. Can anyone give me a title to look for?

>> No.13562657

>>13561849
Nobody reads. Everyone with enough of a brain to put together a competent and interesting book picked a career that there's a higher demand for, and it's pretty hard these days to be an engineer or lawyer and devote all of your free time to something like writing in order to get enough practice. Most of us who would spend our free time on that just write porn or something instead, since at least people appreciate that in some way and we're starved for attention as it is.

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>>13562389
This one?
>>13558820
Not enough Morgase chapters

>> No.13562820

Why is there no grimdark sci fi

>> No.13562897

>>13558820
Victim of its own success. He wrote the early ones so that, if economics dictated, he could end the series on the next book. There was urgency, things were immanent, it was happening. But they were a commercial success and he got contracted for x more books so there was too much sea room and he died of thirst.

>> No.13562917

>>13560018
Sounds a bit kinky, but sure.

>> No.13562927

>>13562820
It's called cyberpunk.

>> No.13562984

>>13562820
It's called dystopian sci-fi.

>> No.13563013

>>13562820
Warhammer 40k my guy

>> No.13563113

>>13562820
"Grimdark" literally comes from Warhammer 40K, it's in their tag line.
>In the Grim Darkness of the far Future there is only War"

>> No.13563247

Anyone picked up dark age yet? Wasnt a fan of #4 so im going to pass on it unless reviews come back that it was great.

>> No.13563333

>>13563013
>>13563113
But that's just a doll and toy car commercial in prose.

>> No.13563353

Does fairies or changelings in folklore ever have an inability use tools?
I don't mean the iron allergy, but the rather being innately clumsy when working any sort of simple technology or tool

>> No.13563362

>>13563247
Only the Red Rising Trilogy exists.

>> No.13563371

>>13563353
I read a book that had that in the plot I think.
They couldn't understand human invention because they didn't have the spark of man or some crap like that. Or because they were the invention of man's dream/hopes and those dreams / hope shaped them to be rigid to their traits.

>> No.13563444

>>13561039
Who wants loli space marine?
I want go to bed and wake up to a black tower on land in the middle harbor where there wasn't a tower before.

>> No.13563659

>>13563444
>Who wants loli space marine?
I'd prefer loli sorceresses.

>> No.13563802

>>13563444
All the young girls who bought it apparently. It did really well. And it makes him feel better to not have to write smut.

>> No.13563818

>>13563802
Then don't write smut. Daniel Black can work without sex hungry golems and soulless demon witches.

>> No.13563906

>>13563113
>>13563013
ok but 40k is gay wacky off the rails shit

>> No.13563944

What are you guys reading?
I'm discarding my way through the self pubbed charts. If it's shit within 5 chapters I drop them.

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>>13563944
About to read The Charnel God by Klarkash-Ton. Then I think I'll start in on this obscure Moorcockian S&S series by Adrian Cole called The Voidal.

>> No.13563977

>>13563944
Faded Sun trilogy.
I read the back cover and though it sounded good so I bought it. It wasn't until I got home that I realized CJ Cherryh was a fucking woman. Never would have bought it if I knew. Still forced myself to start, I'm about 150 pages in and am really enjoying it.

>> No.13563991

>>13563818
>Daniel Black
I really like the building aspect of that series. The writer is a oversexed boomer though. Having some sex in the series makes sense to make it realistic and grounded but every girl the mc meets wants to fuck him which just becomes silly eventually.

>> No.13564168

>>13551272
Once you get used to the lingo Gibson uses for the worldbuilding things will become easier to understand it doesn't get better though

>> No.13564439

>>13552342
John Carter

>> No.13564450

>>13563977
>It wasn't until I got home that I realized CJ Cherryh was a fucking woman. Never would have bought it if I knew.
why?

>> No.13564506

>>13564450
Women are evil.

>> No.13564610

>>13564506
How would you know?

>> No.13564665

>>13558265
Empress Theresa

>> No.13564796

>>13562820
It's called the Gap Cycle by Stephen Donaldson

>> No.13564997

>>13564796
Is this just about muh conspiracies and muh rape or is there actual action

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Just finished this trilogy, I thought it was a very fun read, if a little predictable. Any recommendations for my next read, besides the stand alone novels which I've just ordered from Amazon and the continuation trilogy coming out in Speptember?

>> No.13565287

>>13565155
Read Bakker

>> No.13565325

>>13565287
Ok, should I start with The Darkness That Comes Before?

>> No.13565387

>>13565325
yes

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>>13549630
i want to read a book about slutty mermaids going on adventures. recommendations?

>> No.13565529

>>13565155

Couldnt finish the last.
Arguably shitbooks.

>> No.13565784

>>13565155
I read these books and enjoyed them and literally cannot remember anything. I remember Glokta's introductory scene, and something about some strong negress in book 2, and that's it. I remember almost everything from Malazan and I fucking hated Malazan.

>> No.13565958

>>13563944
The Wandering Inn

>> No.13566194

>>13565402
Are they mammals?
Doesn't long hair hinder fast swimming?

>> No.13566346

>>13566338
>>13566338
>>13566338
>>13566338
>>13566338

>> No.13567360

>>13557557
Fuck, I see it. Gonna get that changed. Also those are eyes.

>>13557587
>A 20m+ mecha with a pilebunker arm and rocket-propelled cleavers for calves looks like a generic green man capeshit villain
The design pays homage to a lot of things and capeshit is none of them.