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13543691 No.13543691[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I am unaware of how to get a gf.

>> No.13543695

>>13543691
see >>13543514

>> No.13543705

Take a few books, go to a cafe, and read - if you see a qt sitting in your vicinity, find a way to start a friendly conversation and if you manage to do that for 15 minutes you can ask her your number.

>> No.13543717

just b urself

>> No.13543723
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13543723

ENGAGE IN STUDENT MASTER DIALECTIC WITH ME LITTLE ONE, ME BEING - CHAD - AS BEING ME.

>be me
>6 ft 3
>muscly but not chisseled
>blue eyes
>blonde hair
>strong square jaw
>pronounced chin
>good looking
>charismatic
>confident
>intelligent
>women wont leave me alone

Ask any questions anon. I shall answer.

>> No.13543738

>>13543705
Only if he enjoys doing that, if he's just doing it hoping to find a woman than no it's pathetic and will look so. Chad reads in public because he doesn't care what others think. And so the image is not some Beta it's an intelligent confident guy.

>> No.13543744

>>13543723
Will you please post a picture of your penis?

>> No.13543759

>>13543691
Its ok, anon, neither am I

>> No.13543760

>>13543723
Post boipuccy

>> No.13543765

>>13543723
Looks like he didn't win in the peepee department lol

>> No.13543767

>>13543691
Be as attractive as possible and tease her

>> No.13543769
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13543769

>>13543744
>>13543760
Well which one is it? Damn degenerates can't even makeup their minds!

>> No.13543774

>>13543765
>real men don't brag about penis size
I gathered you new? Considering it's a general fact [he]'s got the biggest penis around.

>> No.13543775

>unaware of how to get a gf.
Highly unlikely. More probable is you know how to get a gf, but are too cowardly to do it

>> No.13543776

>>13543769
>chad cannot understand the concept of multiple people asking him questions
You're not really a chad.

>> No.13543778

>>13543776
>incel doesn't understand plural

>> No.13543783

>>13543774
I meant the sculpture, since it's called the winner

>> No.13543787

>>13543783
>I meant the sculpture, since it's called the winner
Errrrrr I qwasn't projectign stfu I new what you were talking about.

>> No.13543800

>>13543778
>chad still hasn't answered the questions

>> No.13543809
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>>13543800
?noyes

>> No.13543819

>>13543787
No, like, I meant the guy in the pic not the guy that I was replying to. I hope this clears things up, please do respond again if you need me to expound on this further.

>> No.13543823

>>13543819
wait were you talking about the chad or the pic the chad posted?

>> No.13543824

>>13543809
stupid chad

>> No.13543832
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13543832

Anyone not feel anything... anymore? What is this? All emotion is exterior by contrasted reflection of now - to then. Who am I? Is this Schopenhauer's Will? Am I the William? The Will of my own and its posterity? My posterity?

I am lost

>> No.13543833
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>>13543691
I know the trick, but I'm not telling!

>> No.13543835

>>13543824
>stupidfathobbit

>> No.13543839

>>13543765
what do you mean? That's a normal sized penis?

>> No.13543978

>>13543833
A finely crafted post if there ever were one

>> No.13543987

Don't believe other posters. I'm the only one telling the truth.

>> No.13543997

>>13543691
Just b yourself bro haha

>> No.13544021

>>13543775
How?
Approach random grills on the street?

>> No.13544036

I don’t even want a gf, I just want to fuck

>> No.13544295

>>13544021
You know what he's talking about, if their's that girl you've known for a while or if it is just a beautiful woman standing in line behind you. Though you gotta use the right words.

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>>13543691

just read books about lifting

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>>13544300

>> No.13544310

>>13543833
That picture is beautiful.