/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.13527839]

/lit/ you as smartest board what would be your best advice for me?

[Anonymous No.13527848]

>>13527839
unironically kill yourself. sokrates was smarter than all of us and he offed himself, too.

[Anonymous No.13527851]

>>13527839
Read books

[Anonymous No.13527852]

>>13527848
cringe

[Anonymous No.13527854]

>>13527839
Feet make my pee pee hard

[Anonymous No.13527855]

>>13527848
Socrates suicided? Why?

[Anonymous No.13527857]

>>13527848
this, suicide is the ultimate intellectualpill

[Anonymous No.13527862]

>>13527848
based and blackpilled

[Anonymous No.13527873]

You want my advice? Stop asking for advice.
Find something and stick to it, come hell or high water.

[Anonymous No.13527877]

>>13527855
he was forced to commit suicide,
he was convicted for not believing in the athenian gods and for "corrupting the youth"

[Anonymous No.13527879]

>>13527839
Don't worry about things you can't change; be nice to people around you; don't masturbate more than two times a week (also cut the porn off); eat healthy; read at least a book a week; do at least 150 minutes of exercise a week; don't spend to much time here and most important try to make as much friends as you can, because people and conections are everything in life, whether you like or not.

[Anonymous No.13527885]

>>13527879
What do you consider eating healthy?

[Anonymous No.13527903]

>>13527873
no

[Anonymous No.13527912]

>>13527879
>most important try to make as much friends as you can
How?
I don't have anything in common with normies, i guess would need to put on the mask of normalcy and learn the things that they like, but i don't even know where to start.

[Anonymous No.13527921]

>>13527839
Shut the fuck up and drag a small tree with you wherever you shall go.

[Anonymous No.13527931]

>>13527877
Did he bum little boys

[Anonymous No.13527939]

>>13527931
From what i have read he really wanted to.

[Anonymous No.13527940]

>>13527931
GoddamitIneverthoughtitthatway.Andyesmyspaceisbroken.

[Anonymous No.13527941]

>>13527839
>you as smartest board

[Anonymous No.13527947]

>>13527839
Kys
t. IQ 140

[Anonymous No.13528009]

>>13527839
leave 4chan and 4channel forever
but save the stickies

[Anonymous No.13528041]

>>13527877
>forced to commit suicide

not really suicide then my dude but okay

[Anonymous No.13528122]

>>13528041
>my dude
please be my gf femanon

[Anonymous No.13528123]

>>13528009
no

[Anonymous No.13528170]

>>13527877
Socrates was a subversive who deserved death.
>>13527931
He absolutely did and was looked down on for it. Don't believe the globohomo propagandists saying it was "accepted in ancient Greek society"

[Anonymous No.13528179]

>>13528170
based socrates

[Anonymous No.13528184]

>>13527839
This life is a game of benefit, of existence. Solidify your existence and prolong it.

[Anonymous No.13528186]

>>13528170
wtf I love him now

[Anonymous No.13528238]

>>13527877
Plato was such a good spin doctor everyone thinks Socrates’s “corrupting the youth” charge was because he encouraged kids to embarrass their elders with Reason and Logic, but what actually happened was Socrates had students who went on to become literal tyrants and kill 5% of the Athenian population. When democracy was restored, Socrates was put on trial. That’s what “corrupting the youth” means. Not making a politician look stupid in front of a bunch of teens for not knowing what justice is.

[Anonymous No.13528244]

>>13527912
Many people on 4chan may disagree with me but I truly believe no one person can be accurately called a normalfag. Rather, it is an abstraction. Usually, to be normal is to fit within or around the average of a distribution in any given metric. Thing is, everyone is unique, no matter how average, how common they are physically, social, financially, you will eventually come across a judgement where they are deviant from the norm.
Colloquially, social normalcy is increasingly evoked as a disassociation of a person's personal traits, tastes and motivations from more common, accessible or low-brow streams of culture. What many young people consider to be normal culture is dependent on what they perceive as an omnipresent "other."
It is all perspective. For example, many here would call ravers or edm kids colossal normies because of the perceived accessibility and sociality of their interests. I've met ravers who believe they are special for devoting more time and energy than average to dancing and ecstacy and sexual promiscuity. Because they lack proximity to these online communities, they would lump in 4chan types with brogrammers, old fashioned tabletop nerds, hell even just Reddit using college students and interns. To them we are the normalfags and they are the exceptional few. I'm using two extremes but you can apply this even to similar internet communities. Hell, we attack boards like /soc/ and /fa/ for being too comprised of normalfags.

Really, you just belonged to a different stream of social media. Everyone has one, whether it's Instagram dm's or niche subreddits or black Twitter or Avant-garde fashion forums or some twitch streamer's chat. If you wanna make friends, you're only hurting yourself when you come in with a mindset of performative normalcy. It's not how people operate. Many people you see in public and perceive as boring and regular may have some incredibly intriguing passions, stories, personality traits. Hell, you may see someone entirely normal-presenting just to find out he's a 4chan crossboarding apu poster like yourself.
It sounds like a lot of your anxieties have little to do with acting regular and more on being socially fluid in physical space. There are professionals who could assist in that but just becoming increasingly talkative and expressive with people you know and don't know will prepare you for that. That you spend too much time socializing online is not at all unique to anonymous image boards.

[Anonymous No.13528267]

>>13528170
Socrates famously did not bum noted twink slut Alcibiades even though he was totally asking for it

[Anonymous No.13528282]

>>13527885
Just don't drink coke or any sugary drinks, don't eat fast food and try not to eat shitty, industrialized food in general and your life will be a lot better, specially when you get older. Also remember to eat a lot of fruits and vegetables, even if you don't like, because most of them have tremendous health benefits.
>>13527912
Tha's the tricky part, ins't? I've been strugling with that since I've had the realization of how important it is to have people in your life. What I am doing is going out more, putting more effort on conversations, doing my best to maintain some of the friends I already have and just trying to left my comfort zone in general. You can do the same. Trust me, it's painful, but it will pay off. You don't want to enter your 30s with no friends or conections. If you think it's hard now, imagine how even more dificult this can be as you get older.

[Anonymous No.13528316]

>>13528170
>He absolutely did and was looked down on for it. Don't believe the globohomo propagandists saying it was "accepted in ancient Greek society"
Next up on paranoid internet man : "how Hitler did not kill any jews and even if he did it would be a good thing"

[Anonymous No.13528319]

>>13528244
Also, I just want to say this anon is 100% right. If you want to engage in the real world, drop this special image you have of yourself. You are somebody elses normie and at of the day we are just a bunch of people in a strange world trying to do our best to survive and be happy, so none of this shit is important.

[Anonymous No.13528363]

>>13528319
You think you know a lot but you don't

[Anonymous No.13528375]

>>13527839
have sex

[Anonymous No.13528376]

>>13528375
This. Having kids is very meaningful

[Anonymous No.13528412]

>>13528316
>even if he did it would be a good thing
Yes indeed

[Anonymous No.13528422]

>>13528376
Condoms exist

[Anonymous No.13528455]

>>13528375
but how. Girls look at me in funny way.

[Anonymous No.13528478]

>>13528422
Why don't you want kids?

[Anonymous No.13528484]

>>13527839
leatn to distinguish /lit/ from /adv/

[Anonymous No.13528493]

>>13528455
Just say "hi"

[Anonymous No.13528501]

>>13528422
Seems kinda dumb to have sex and not even have kids. That's like chewing food but not actually ingesting the nutrients

[Anonymous No.13528629]

>>13528363
I dont know a lot, but I'm intetested in learning :)

[Anonymous No.13528643]

>>13527848
Socrates was based, and died to prove a point. It's different from offing yourself because you're a khv loser

[Anonymous No.13528654]

You haven lived a full life until you've taken your shit and eaten a little bit of it.

Nobody cares if you shit your pants when you are famous.

[Anonymous No.13528706]

Cut vertically not horizontally

[Anonymous No.13529020]

>>13528654
what does this mean?

[Anonymous No.13529027]

jelqing is real, you WILL grow your dick

[Anonymous No.13529032]

>>13527839
Believe in God and kill Marxists. :3

[Anonymous No.13529050]

>>13529027

[Anonymous No.13529741]

>>13528478
Because then I bring them into a world where they might encounter someone who conflates suggesting that sex for pleasure exists with not wanting to have children ever. Lesser men than I would probably kill themselves in the face of such retardation and I simply do not have the strength to endure the death of someone who would be as close to me as my child.

[Anonymous No.13529752]

>>13528501
Neuroscience disagrees but alright.

>>13529020
It means anon has a scat fetish.

[Anonymous No.13529768]

>>13527879
this is legitimately a very solid set of life advice

unfortunately, i think a lot of it will be discounted by those who don't see anything wrong with jerking off to porn, which seems to be most people...

[Anonymous No.13529775]

>>13527931
where does this come from? surely there's some source other than misinterpretation of "corrupting the youth"

[Anonymous No.13529838]

>>13527879
I agree with this except for the "make as much friends as you can", rather I would advice to make deep connections, even if few

[Anonymous No.13530222]

>>13527879
I agree but
>try to make as many friends as you can, people and connections is everything
isn't right, the most important thing is to be content with yourself and cherish genuine friends if you happen to meet them.

[Anonymous No.13531127]

>>13530222
>>13529838
depends on what your goals are
for example, there are lots of jobs where connections are everything and if you want to get ahead in those anon is undoubtedly correct

[Anonymous No.13531388]

>>13528238
That makes him immensely more based