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What kind of books do arthoes read?

>> No.13520115

>>13520107
They don't.

>> No.13520118

>>13520107
Nick Land

>> No.13520124

>>13520118
Only trannies and crypto-incels read Nick Land

>> No.13520132

>>13520107
lolita
salinger
mishima
murakami
hemingway
vonnegut
brave new world

>> No.13520142

>>13520107
japanese and pulp authors

>> No.13520145

Rupi Kaur, and maybe some art books.

>> No.13520156

>>13520107
Camus and other pop philosophers.

>> No.13520180

>>13520132
mishima?
agree in everything else

>> No.13520187

>>13520180
Mishima because he was gay and progressive

>> No.13520196

>>13520107
deleuze

>> No.13520206
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>>13520107
I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.

>> No.13520215

>>13520107
Deleuze.

>> No.13520217

>>13520187
>progressive

>> No.13520294

>>13520206
cumbrain

>> No.13520309

>>13520206
>white olive oil
weird metaphor

>finger an art hoe through her jean overalls
impossible

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>>13520206
can relate desu

>> No.13520327

>>13520206
Stupid cumbrain

>> No.13520332

>>13520294
>>13520327
have sex

>> No.13520334

>>13520294
in not him, but god, fuck of already

>> No.13520335

>>13520206
I want a foot stink art hoe gf with stinky tootsies ;_; she would be my pwincess and I would kiss her stinky putrid rotting garbage stench feet while we watch anime together

>> No.13520338

Plath

>> No.13520341

>>13520332
Never have never will you porn addict

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>>13520334

>> No.13520369

>>13520343
do not talk to me, garbage, I gonna throw up

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>>13520107
Wouldn’t it depend on their particular artistic inclinations?

>> No.13520441

>>13520107
how do i get a arthoe gf?

>> No.13520457

>>13520441
/b yrslf

>> No.13520465

>>13520107
They all say they love Sartre for some reason.

>> No.13520471

>>13520107
Definitely NOT my diary desu

>> No.13520472

>>13520206
This is now my favorite pasta

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>>13520465
he still got it

>> No.13520476

>>13520370
Donna Tartt is one of those fortunate women who looks better in middle age than she did when she was in her 20s.

>> No.13520520

>>13520206
based pasta
giv arthoe gf

>> No.13520528

Instagram and twitter feed

>> No.13520554

>>13520473
I don't want to watch the free video.

>> No.13520580

>>13520107
we're so fucking pathetic and thats not even funny. these cunts always go with chads and pretty boys. i know no one owe us anything but england is mine and it owe me a living.
then why do we even care about these bitches?
fuck these threads, fuck cumbrains and fuck you op

>> No.13520594

>>13520107
They read YA just like everybody else. They might have pretensions to Simone Lucie Ernestine Marie Bertrand de Beauvoir but probably haven't actually read it yet.

>> No.13520599

>>13520107
Angela Carter! She's so good, you will enjoy it so much! It's like fairy tales made out of period blood

>> No.13520608

>>13520107
The read The Alchemist and immediately base their life philosophy around it while pretending it's a genuine literary layered book while it's pretty surface level.

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>>13520107
They have four books on their desk, two of which are shitty Rupi Kaur and the others are probably Candide and Oxygen Thief. Whenever you ask them about the books and what they read they always say that they have more books in their closet that they are gonna take out. But in reality they haven't read more than four poems from each of the shitty books and the others she probably tried to read but got bored and read a spark notes. Trust me, my cousin and past two exes were literally this and it's horrible.

>> No.13520668

>>13520145
correct

>> No.13520692

>>13520107
Matt Haig
Rupi Kaur
Murakami
Camus
Coelho

>> No.13520720

>>13520107
Calvino
Garcia Marquez
Salinger
Vonnegut
Bradbury

Someone post the chart

>> No.13520743

Can someone tell me how to pickup these art sluts? I always match with them on tinder and haven’t gotten close to banging one. Is it my logical personality clashing too much with theirs? Why is everything pure sarcasm with them? Do they ever discuss anything normal or what happens if you break the sarcasm 4th wall? I even have a few good hipster friends and it’s the same thing.

>> No.13520853

>>13520743
Have a portfolio of artistic nudes and say you'd like to work with them. It usually worked for me.

>> No.13520873

>>13520743
They've mostly daddy issues so you need to be very authoritative and decisive with them. Don't ask them where they want to meet, give them a time and place. Say something 'unique and quirky' or edgy as an opener on Tinder. Generally the bolder you are with these girls the better. Avoid small talk. I'd avoid anything serious with these types though.

>> No.13520880

>>13520743
What I've found out is, don't ask other males for that advice. The girl will usually show you how. But my experience is not based on tinder, so good luck with relying on an algorithm as your first approach.

>> No.13520895

>>13520880
if you want to know how best to hunt a gazelle you should ask the lion, not the gazelle

>> No.13520915

>>13520895
don't ask the gazelle, watch the gazelle

also, I have yet to meet a lion, not saying that I'm one, but all of the advice I have been given were utter shit

>> No.13520919

>>13520107
Idk in general, but i've only ever hit on the subset of arthoes who love cyberpunk, or are weebs.
PKD, Gibson, Murakami are all good choices if you want to hit those up. I miss my ex

>> No.13520932

>>13520743
be attractive

>> No.13520950

>>13520873
>avoid small talk
>avoid anything serious
So, like, what do you talk about then? If both small and grand subjects are forbidden?

>> No.13520960

>>13520743
Play to the daddy issues as other anons have said, be manly and be confident.

But an important aspect to keep in mind is that art thots deep down are genuine romantics. They look for a guy who can be witty and senses the right moment to be genuine. This is why you need to avoid chatting on the phone as much as possible. Try to act mysterious and quirky as much as you can.

>> No.13520995

>>13520187
>progressive
Better be careful pretending to understand more than the art hoes you make fun of

>> No.13520996

>>13520950
Situational and observational humor

>> No.13521011

>>13520115
fpbp.
They only go on book haul, buy a ton of books and never open them again. They just sit there on their shelves collecting dust.

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13521056

Art hoes are cringe. Well read avant teen girls are based but harder to come by and often mentally ill.

>> No.13521161

>>13520206
do not badmouth homeopathy

>> No.13521162

>>13521056
all females in any form are cringe

>> No.13521214

>>13520107
Whats the obsession with arthoes all of a sudden?

>> No.13521453

>>13520332
yikes cope cringe incel seethe rent free dilate

>> No.13521615

>>13521214
Desperation. They're willing to settle for something dangerous and destructive if they think it will bring them joy.

>> No.13521631

>>13521615
Everything enjoyable is dangerous and destructive.

>> No.13521658

>>13521631
Are car accidents enjoyable?

>> No.13521680

>>13521658
if you survive them, yes

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13521683

i fell for the women meme. the unsolicited mood changes are getting to me already

>> No.13521696

>>13521658
Some of them are.

Also the statement you responded to doesn't imply that all dangerous and destructive activities are enjoyable.

>> No.13521714

>>13521161
Found the German retard.

>> No.13521731 [DELETED] 

all jokes and shitposting aside it really does make me sad that women aren't able to abstract from the socially mediated "here-and-now" experience of their lives and take objective interest in anything for what it is in itself

it's like watching a child repeatedly fail a theory of mind test, like, realizing the kid is going to be limited for its whole life. men fail to do it as well of course, but when a man fails it's part of a more complex dialectic because it's understood that failure is a failure AT something, every failure is a potential success. other men, even average men, will unconsciously feel disgusted by a man who lives a truly presentist, exclusively "social" life. they'll shame that man without even meaning to, because they always already participate in social structures erected on and maintained by disgust for such men.

women have no such structures, they have no innate tendencies toward metanoia or initiation, they definitely have no tendencies to police or encourage one another in this regard. they really are a gross, redundant combination of childlike souls and superficially adult brains. two things in this world really make me go "Hmmm, maybe this really is a pointless hellhole abandoned by God," one being animal parasites, the other being women

>> No.13521824

>>13521731
Have sex.

>> No.13521839 [DELETED] 

>>13521824
you can't force me to, it's a free country

>> No.13522340

>>13521214
new incel architype like goth chicks and sk8ter girls

>> No.13522401

>>13521658
I had a car accident that could have sente straight in a coffin piece by piece. Only through a set of absurd coincidences I survive and honestly it feels bad man. Sometimes I do feel like I died and my soul just got transposed into this body inhabiting this reality.

Needless to say my interest in life in general simply vanished. Fairly sure I'll die within 2-3 years.

>> No.13522435

>>13520187
>progressive
He was literally a radical reactionary, the exact opposite of progressive. He killed himself out of a trantrum because he wanted Japan to be an empire again or something.

>> No.13522441

>>13520720
they don't read calvino

>> No.13522443

>>13520473
god damn it, I hate this man so god damn much

>> No.13522447

>>13521683
>he unsolicited mood changes are getting to me already
wait until they get worse. you havent seen anything yet lmao

>> No.13522450

>>13521162
most BASED post itt

>> No.13522455

The ones I know don't read anything, except for one, who reads poetry and old children's books

>> No.13522458

They generally don't, they prefer music

If they do read it's some dumb shit and if they read smart shit its entry level shit like Camus

My disgusting, filthy whore of an ex-gf was art hoe-ish and she didn't really read

>> No.13522484

>>13522458
>give arthoe ex-gf good books to read
>doesn't read them
>give arthoe ex-gf entry level pseud books to read
>doesn't read those either

>> No.13522777

>>13522435
Japanese traditionalism is more progressive in terms of gender norms and sexuality than modern liberalism, who just uses those two as salad dressing, as potemkin's villages

>> No.13522866

>>13520145
/thread

>> No.13522885

>>13522777
That's not progressive. Accepting a revolutionary class like homosexual and transexuals is the opposite of progressive, it is reactionary. These classes must be built up and used for further progress. Children must be pushed into these revolutionary classes so that the manpower of reaction is sapped. Japanese traditionalism subsumes these revolutionary classes into a static hierarchy, there is nothing progressive about that.

>> No.13523123

>>13522885
I said modern liberalism, not leftism. Japanese traditionalism actually accepts fluid gender norms, homosexuality and transsexualism. Modern liberalism celebrates these things to mask that they don't really stand for anything other than the status quo, and has nothing to do with the roots of liberalism.
But you also sound like a retarded commie who cares more about "the revolution" rather than what comes after, what that revolution is supposed to bring about, and i don't mean communism, but liberation.
That is why i can't stand commies.

>> No.13523179

>>13523123
This isn't the prelude to revolution it's the prelude to the prelude to revolution. PoC and LGBTQRSTKX+ are an inherently revolutionary class and in order to maximize the success of the revolution, their share of the population must be maximized. In order to do this, whiteness (whites are inherently reactionary) must be abolished. Now demographically we're on a good trend and most white nations will be PoC majority by 2100, but in addition to this we need to encourage children (especially white children) to embrace homosexuality and transexuality. Things like LGBTQRSTKX+ book readings and inclusion classes in school are a good start to groom these children into a revolutionary class. Once whiteness is abolished revolution can be planned. See South Africa as the furthest example of progress. Whiteness was abolished demographically, white rule was permanently ended via a reformist party like the ANC, and now a true revolutionary vanguard takes hold in the form of the EFF, which is slowly but steadily gaining share from the ANC. When they take power the last holdouts of whiteness in Africa can be liberated and the capitalist state can be destroyed. An intersectional dictatorship of PoC and LGBTQRSTKX+ is a dictatorship of the proletariat. You can see the ANC in this example as the modern liberals, they are a necessary step from the white apartheid state to the liberated PoC and LGBTQRSTKX+ dictatorship. Japanese traditionalism is reactionary in nature because it does not lead to revolution in the way that modern liberalism does.

>> No.13523407

>>13523179
So you're holding out for SA to be the first real communist state? woweeeeeee

>> No.13523417

>>13520206
I want to fuck a thin, dark blue, thick, hipster biker chick on the couch while her husband and two other dudes play Halo or something. I want to feel her throbbing clit as I stare out of my window and she looks up at me. "Shake her ass," I whisper. "You've got to, that's my god." As she stands up to leave, she

>> No.13523503

>>13521056
>Well read avant teen girls are based but harder to come by and often mentally ill.
Sounds perfect

>> No.13523547

do you guys like arthoes just because they're not fat?

>> No.13523626

>>13523503
For a time yes but one moment they'll dream about growing old with you and the next they'll crush your heart and leave without looking back

>> No.13523660

>>13521056
What do avant-teen girls look like?

>> No.13523663

>>13520107
The Bible

>> No.13523685

>>13520132
Bruh i wish I met a girl who read these books.

>> No.13523700

>>13523663
Based and Christpilled

>> No.13523727

>>13522450
>>13521162
dilate

>> No.13523750

>>13521011
>tfw I'm an arthoe

>> No.13523768

I bet arthoe feet smell nice

>> No.13523827

>>13522441
They do
t. dated an arthoe who liked almost every one of the authors in the post you replied to

>> No.13523893

>>13520960
>women
>genuine romantics

Lul.