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Any books about coping with being an adult virgin?

>> No.13509279

>>13509268
the bible

>> No.13509287

my diary desu (´・ω・｀)

>> No.13509288

>>13509268
just dont have pride. being lonely is sad but not anywhere near as bad as being prideful and insecure, which will make you into a monster

if you care about yourself then sadness is not terrible, it can be handled. if you have pride you will hate and admire yourself at the same time and not care or help yourself

>> No.13509296

>>13509268
Having sex will make you cope better than by reading a book about not having sex while still not having sex.

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13509305

>>13509279
Kek’d

>> No.13509307

>>13509305
Source on pic related?

>> No.13509309

>>13509296
If he had sex, he wouldn't be *coping* anymore, now would he?

>> No.13509323

>>13509309
No shit, imbecile.

>> No.13509334

>>13509268
aren't men easy to get?

>> No.13509343

>>13509323
then why did you post at all? he cant have sex and is looking for solace, obviously he knows he'd be happier if he could.

>> No.13509621

>>13509268
He’s a big guy

>> No.13509626

>>13509279
this

>> No.13509630

>>13509334
Sounds gay.

>> No.13509631

>>13509343
h-have sex

>> No.13509742

>>13509630
Well, if being an adult virgin is so distressing...

>> No.13509745

You don't need a book, just use your critical thinking skills and question why exactly society makes you feel guilty for being a virgin

>> No.13509755

>>13509268
The Secret Life of Salvador Dali

>> No.13509844

>>13509334
For a queer like me, not really if you want it to be special. If you're willing to get fucked over a dumpster by some old guy off grindr sure, but I don't want that.

>> No.13509850

>>13509268
- and a manlet in 19th century Bulgaria

>> No.13509853

>>13509844
>If you're willing to get fucked over a dumpster by some old guy off grindr sure, but I don't want that.
>t. in denial
yes you do faggot

>> No.13509869

>>13509742
>...

If OP is too ugly for women, I doubt he'll have any luck with getting smooth feminine twinks (no homo) to suck him off.

>> No.13509874

i love that all men dream to have the same power over roasties as the power of roasties over men. YOU JUST KNOW that men want to have the easy life of sluts and make roasties compete for them, then just pick the slut of the week, like women do. YOU JUST KNOW that men want to be loved just for existing.

>> No.13509884

>>13509869
all the fat fucks and people with no standards fuck each other on grindr, and spam hot guys the way you guys do to girls on tinder

so just fuck a fat dude

>> No.13509897

>>13509869
I don't want smooth feminine twinks, I am the twink and I want to suck off a guy like in the OP

>> No.13509911

>>13509874
sorry, but this Timbuktu beach volleyball forum is male only
>inb4 have sex

>> No.13510037

>>13509874
please knee my balls in leggings until I have to go to the hospital with acute testicular pain and have an anxiety attack and throw up talking to the doctor and tell him I did this to myself
then when I get back knee them again and tell me you won't stop doing this to me until they no longer work and are just lifeless fleshy bits that could never put a baby in a woman

>> No.13510529

>>13509884
No girls and only fat guys. OP should chemically castrate himself.

>> No.13510608

>>13509844
>Wanting sex to be special
Lol, what a homo

>> No.13510697

>>13510037
Based

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13510791

>>13509844
>For a queer like me

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13510824

>>13509268

John Fante's "Bandini quartet". "Ask the Dust" and "Road to los Angeles" are literally about a virgin pseud that believes he's a writer; it doesn't get more /lit/ than that.
"Wait until spring, Bandini" it's more about having a fucked up childhood and i yet have to read "Dreams from Bunker Hill", but i think it's pretty much what you're looking for.

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13510862

>>13509288
ah yes, harris was my favorite geek as well ..
but then how do you do it? im soo concerned with what other people think about me

>> No.13511079

>>13509268
just watch drive and blade runner 2049 on repeat like all the other losers on here

>> No.13511129

>>13510824
Based

>> No.13511998

>>13510037
Based

>> No.13512266

>>13511079
I don't like wooden acting

>> No.13512380

>>13512266
An hero motherfucker.

>> No.13512398

>>13510037
>>13510697
>>13511998
Read Venus in Furs.

>> No.13512487

Critique of pure reason

>> No.13512506

>>13510037
wtf dude.