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13486316 No.13486316 [Reply] [Original]

>why yes I do read books out loud in public

>> No.13486339

>why yes I lick my finger before turning the page

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>>13486339

>> No.13487055

>>13486316
>Yeah I read erotic novels whilst jerking off to a pair of my exes panties. How’d you know?

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>>13486316
Yes, i read soft cover books

>> No.13487373

>>13486339
>mother does this
>cringe at the saliva left on the page corner

>> No.13487703

>>13487373
that's hot. I'd let yer mum read my books

>> No.13487896

>my preferred method of marking progress? dog ears of course
>why of course I highlight sentences I find near and dear with a marker
>why yes I quite enjoy reading books on Audible, here have a referral code
>huh? sorry didn’t catch you there, reading two books with separate earbuds and another eight through an octagonal prism while having my servant rub braille books on my back makes it hard to focus beyond aura of understanding

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>Why yes, i do go to the library and rip out the pages of any book with a female author.
>How often? Why, every day of course.

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>Why yes of course I sometimes do not understand something when I read a book about philosophy in the library. In my anger I then take the book and proceed to kick the shit out of it, throw it against walls and curse it. Library security told me to stop vandalizing books or shouting that "Kant can shove his imperative up his rusty virgin ass". But how do they vent frustration then, bros?

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>>13486316
>Books? Only nerds read books. I watch podcasts, mostly Joe Rogan.

>> No.13488950

>>13486316
>>why yes I do read books out loud in public
There was an old guy in my neighbourhood that did that.
He would open his window and read Lenin's writings out loud.

>> No.13488954

>>13486316
I always pass by a guy who rides his bicycle while loudly shouting along to songs he's listening to through his oversized headphones.

I'll probably base a minor character on him one day.

>> No.13488957

>why yes i do listen to audiobooks at x10 speed

>> No.13489016
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>*sits down in local biblioplex*
>*licks finger*
>*opens book*
>"ahem"
>"THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION AND ITS CONSEQUENCES..."
>*turns page*
>"...HAVE BEEN A DISASTER FOR THE HUMAN RACE"

>> No.13489078

>>13486316
literally god mode

>> No.13489396

>>13486316
>The virgin St Ambrose
>The chad St Augustine

>> No.13489569

>>13489016
Kek

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>Why yes I do bring a bluetooth speaker to the library and play the works of Hegel at maximum volume, how did you know?

>> No.13489607

>>13489016
That's some big font there buddy. 6 words on one page?