>in the Silmarillion when [spoiler] the Valar them-fucking-selves arrive in Belariand to suplex Melkor after events had been getting progressively shittier for about half the book [/spoiler]

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Anonymous Wed Jul 17 20:04:37 2019 No.13484332 [Reply] [Original]

>in the Silmarillion when the Valar them-fucking-selves arrive in Belariand to suplex Melkor after events had been getting progressively shittier for about half the book

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 20:08:09 2019 No.13484355 >>13484332 based non-spoiler anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 23:31:06 2019 No.13485403 File: 538 KB, 640x360, Kermiting Out.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13484332 >it's a literal suplex by the Wrestling God, who laughs at evil's face as he hurls him into the utter dark of the infinite cosmic abyss

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 05:45:34 2019 No.13486482 >>13485403 based laughing Tulkas

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 05:46:36 2019 No.13486484 >>13484332 Do you think cutting off his feet was a bit too far?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 11:51:21 2019 No.13487788 >>13486484 Certainly not. He was a massive cunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 11:58:03 2019 No.13487826 >>13486484 It represents the rhetorical paucity of Melkor's claims to authority. In the end he didn't have a leg to stand on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 12:24:40 2019 No.13487958 File: 41 KB, 600x764, 1563179634942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >when Tolkien mentions in the Akallabêth that Hobbits are a mere 5 foot and 11 inches tall

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 18 12:29:49 2019 No.13487992 >>13487958 Jesus, I may as well live in the fucking Shire, everybody's so fucking short here

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