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13483565 No.13483565 [Reply] [Original]

What's the bare minimum I need for a small but normal novel in terms of chapters, word counts, pages per chapter, etc?

>> No.13483644
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Oh Shinji, you should pick me. Even though a sexual relationship with me would be pedophilic in nature, we can have HOT /ss/ sex together.

>> No.13483653
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No Shinji, you should pick me. Even thought I'm a clone of your mom and therefore our relationship would be quasi-incestuous, do remember that I let you cop a feel without even blinking an eye. I would let you do ANYTHING to me Shinji, ANYTHING.

>> No.13483665
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NNNOOOOOOOOOO, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME SHINJI, EVE THOUGHT I'M AN ABUSIVE, PSYCHOTIC, UNLIKABLE, UGLY, ANNOYING, DUMB BITCH WHO WILL PROBABLY CHEAT ON YOU WITH KAJI AN-

>> No.13483673
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*BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
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Uh, I think I did poopies in the tub

>> No.13483679

>>13483565
Just write bro. There's no minimum or maximum baka

>> No.13483687
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UGH WHAT THE FUCK ASUKA?!

>> No.13483693
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What about me Shinji? Love is not about gender, and i could teach you one thing or two. Dont be afraid and lose yourself.

>> No.13483699
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Sorry Asuka, but this is the Rebuild continuity where I'm a Chad not a beta bitchboy. I'm into real women, not into children who soil the tub. I'm going to have an orgy with Misato, Rei, Mari and Kaworu, but don't feel too bad, Arael can keep you company

>> No.13483709
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>>13483693
Sorry Kaji but he's mine

>> No.13483716
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oh......I d-didn't think anyone was gonna notice me in this thread

>> No.13483731
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Traitor

>> No.13483743

>/lit/ - Literature

>> No.13483757
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>>13483731
dad?

>> No.13483762
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*begins mindrape*

>> No.13483769

just wanted to say that I approve of this
please continue

>> No.13483772
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NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
*soils herself again*

THE END

>> No.13483775
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>>13483709
sorry, can't hear you with all the noise of you dying in both the original anime and rebuild

>> No.13483786
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>>13483757
Get in the giant robot the adults are talking

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>> No.13483811

>>13483772
omedeto

>> No.13483816

>>13483565

35,000 for a novella is usually regarded as the floor. Also Neon Genesis Evangelion is overrated as fuck and a tonal trainwreck