ITT: Cringe moments in literature

[Anonymous No.13462842]

[Anonymous No.13462845]

Whatever it was that Ovid did.

[Anonymous No.13462847]

>>13462842
Jesus when he was a tryhard

[Anonymous No.13462868]

that part in Demian where Emil tries to draw a picture of his crush but accidentally draws Demian. pic was my reaction when I read that passage

[Anonymous No.13462883]

>>13462847
"pls answer"
-John 11:27

[Anonymous No.13462971]

That bit in Blood Meridian where Corncob tries to convince the reader that violence is an inherent part of life

[Anonymous No.13463112]

every time in Moby Dick when he stops rambling about whale anatomy

[Anonymous No.13463135]

The bits about nigger dick in atomised was kinda cringe even if in character

[Anonymous No.13463138]

The birthday dinner in Notes from the Underground

[Anonymous No.13463140]

>>13462847
what a fucking pseud. he would have been a /lit/ poster if he was around today.

[Anonymous No.13463156]

>>13463138
>not the whole book

[Anonymous No.13463313]

>>13463138
It was fucking hilarious though

[Anonymous No.13463327]

>>13462842
When young Werther kills himself over some roastie.

[Anonymous No.13463455]

>>13463135
too close to home?

[Anonymous No.13465157]

Whatever this was

[Anonymous No.13465196]

The creation of this board

[Anonymous No.13465214]

>>13462845
Ovid > Homer

[Anonymous No.13465238]

>>13462842
MY
DIARY
DESU

[Anonymous No.13465459]

>>13463135
oh come on, it was incredibly funny.

[Anonymous No.13465555]

When Y.T. gets her pussy smashed

[Anonymous No.13465579]

>>13465555
nice digits.


Don't pretend that Stephenson isn't extremely cringe in every book though. Sole possible exception being Cryptonomicon.

[Anonymous No.13465592]

>>13465555
>5555
speaks the truth

[Anonymous No.13465603]

>Haha remember when I was so upset about the decline of Western civilization guys? Well I decided that the answer is traditional values -- you know, God and King, yeah, like in medieval times. Oh and also I decided I'm never going to write anything interesting ever again.

[Anonymous No.13465617]

>The assisting kaishakunin duty at the end of this ritual (to decapitate Mishima) had been assigned to Tatenokai member Masakatsu Morita, who was unable to properly perform the task. After three failed attempts at severing Mishima's head, he allowed another Tatenokai member, Hiroyasu Koga, to behead Mishima.

[Anonymous No.13465632]

>>13465157

[Anonymous No.13465927]

>>13462842
The dyke feminist scene in Kafka on the Shore. Man alive.

[Anonymous No.13466164]

>>13465632
when will pseuds finally sit down, actually read FW, and realize that every time they posted this image they were being cringey?

[Anonymous No.13466217]

>>13466164
They won't, and neither will I: fuck Joyce, I will never read him and I will never respect him.

[Anonymous No.13466317]

>>13466217
Why does Joyce make you so upset anon

[Anonymous No.13466410]

>>13462847
>Jesus said to her
>"I AM THE RESURRECTION AND I AM THE LIFE"
>oye love a bit o' the Roses I do
yeah agreed cringe

[Anonymous No.13466422]

>>13462842
The part in Wasp Factory where Frank finds his own served cock and balls in his dads office

[Anonymous No.13466448]

>>13466217
>hating an author you've never read
?????????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.13466457]

>>13462868
Cutest moments in literature desu

[Anonymous No.13466465]

>>13462847
Jesus was Kamina?

[Anonymous No.13466468]

>>13466422
Honestly Wasp Factory is a very bad book

[Anonymous No.13466472]

The whole concept of Ossian’s existence. Anyone know what I’m talking about? If you don’t, that means that history’s forgotten it and that’s for the best

[Anonymous No.13466481]

>>13466317
>>13466448
He's an earlier, actually talented DFW: I fucking hate Joyce

[Anonymous No.13466515]

When meursault cries like a little bitch to the pastor

[Anonymous No.13466560]

>>13463140

what if jesus was a jannie

[Anonymous No.13466563]

>>13462842
Bruh this is crige