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>author
>what he'd steal if he broke into your home
I'll start:
>pic related
>my toothbrush

>> No.13449437

>>13449298
Your cigarettes and drugs not a toothbrush.

>> No.13449485

>>13449437
He needs the toothbrush more.

>> No.13449522

>>13449298
>>13449437
>>13449485
Actually he'd steal your wife/gf.

>> No.13449526

>>13449522
Kidnap my childhood gf, entirely possible

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13449575

>>13449298
my presents

>> No.13449653

>>13449298
Is this the butt spawn of mr rogers and steve buscemi?

>> No.13449672

>>13449653
idk I typed "kid diddler" on google and this guy came up

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13449926

>booze and money
>but he would collapse on your front porch and start crying about it, thus waking you up, and would surrender everything without a fight
>might ask if you have any strong rope around he could borrow

>> No.13449940

>Pynchon
>breaks in and falls asleep in bathtub

>> No.13450970

He doesn't have teeth so no , wouldn't take the toothbrush .