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>I'm so glad I read all those history books

>> No.13445758
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>>13445743
>I'm so glad I'm finally about to awake from the nightmare that is history.

>> No.13445762

>>13445758
Based and Joycepilled

>> No.13445767

>>13445743
>Im so glad i read about what interested me at the time instead of worrying about whether or not i'd cherish the memory on my deathbed

>> No.13445777

>>13445743
>getting bored to death in a hospital alternating between wanting to kill yourself already to get it done with and being horribly anxious and desperate about death
>not being high as a kite on heroin giving absolutely no fucks for your last months of life
>not going on a old man rampage killing and raping until you get gunned down by the police
>not being high on thumbprints of LSD for weeks on end until your brain becomes mashed potatoes
Never gonna make it, you should prepare for your death better than that

>> No.13445782

>>13445743
>im so glad i squandered countless hours on social media and visual media

>> No.13445792

I had a crosos when i imagined myself on my deathbed watching a nature program about elk and not knowing what i would take from it. It's not knowledge i can use nor discuss nor care about out. Perhaps envy the Elk who still are alive and can move around and live.

>> No.13445793

>>13445743
>i've never read Plato so i'm actually afraid of death

>> No.13446497

>>13445743
>i'm so glad i have spent my entire life wageslaving

>> No.13446665

>>13445793
This. OP needs better bait, or actually needs to read books

>> No.13446839

I am unironically glad i read all the books and i will proudly tell anyone that visits me on my deathbed.

>> No.13447098

>>13445743
I guess you only read, contemplate and speak about metaphysics all day.

>> No.13447139

>>13445758
history is a nightmare from which i cannot awake

>> No.13447194

I see sea, see?

>> No.13447264

>>13445743
>My fatal course is finished, and I go,
>A glorious name, among the ghosts below.

>> No.13447303
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>>13445743
>I hope it's not too late to become a Christian!

>> No.13447315
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13447315

>There's still time, I know butterfly will reply to me one day, one day soon :3

>> No.13447329

>>13445743
Imagine this situation but with people who spent all their free time on social media and on youtube.

>> No.13447670

>>13445777
>not going on a old man rampage killing and raping until you get gunned down by the police

hahahah- DELETE

>> No.13447783

>>13445743
No one regrets the things they enjoyed doing unless they've degenerated to such a revolting mental state that they actually believe they were wrong for being themselves.

>> No.13447935

>>13445777
Fucking Stephen paddock

Everybody forgot the story like 2 weeks after

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>>13445743
>I'm so glad I can die in peace knowing that Bill O'Reilly has preserved the true America

>> No.13448123

>>13447329
>I sure am glad I watched that 216 part lets play of a RPG recorded by a stuttering asian man.

>> No.13448415

>I'm so glad

>> No.13449321
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>reading history
>not preparing you for death by the mere contemplation of the crops of humanity that have been sown and reaped throughout the sun's cycles
never gonna make it

>> No.13449733

>>13447315
>hehe, remember that time butterfly got ran over and stopped posting? Good times...

>> No.13449766
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>I'm so glad I presided over yet another peaceful period in our glorious Empire's history, and have comprehensively written out my personal philosophy that helped me achieve that so my successors can similarly foster peace and behave justly