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13437597 No.13437597 [Reply] [Original]

>finally lose v card a few days ago
>lose the ability to understand complex metaphysics
>lose the ability to conjure imaginary conversations
>lose the ability to entertain a viewpoint contrary to what I initially believe
>lose the ability to subvocalise
>lose the ability to imagine moving images
>lose the ability to vividly imagine detailed anime girl personalities and have interactions with them
>lose the ability to focus on any one thing for more than 10 minutes
>lose the ability to distinguish high art from plebfeed
>start feeling a sense of outrage whenever someone says something that doesn't conform with the general moral trends of our time
It wasn't worth it bros, don't let Jezebels steal your essence. Books for this feel? Books that will help me reclaim my life force?

>> No.13437603

>>13437597
Go fuck yourself show off

>> No.13437606

>>13437597
Thanks OP, I will stop trying to get laid and instead be volcel forever.

>> No.13437623

>>13437597
Based my good man. It's our greatest strength that normies underestimate our powers.

>> No.13437639

>>13437597
Based post, it's correct too. Start nofap instantly and maybe in a year it'll be back.

>> No.13437691
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>try to go to store
>see IKEA on the way, remember in Europe it has a grocery store
>huge IKEA walk to nicest looking german man (like mid 40s) and ask where grocery store is explain I'm from America
>"I don't have time for you" in boastful manner
>ignore and look for store clerk
>happen on a bigger area w check outlines
>grab bunch of good food but can't find how to checkout because food is behind checkoutlines and it's blocked off so can't squeeze by
>ask random German lady where to checkout
>"uhh no I'm good"
>confused asf so I walk to spaghetti stand
>really good spaghetti and frozen yogurt but you have to go to bar to get any actually spaghetti besides
>everyone is staring at my retarded ass trying to figure out how the frozen yogurt machine and toppings station work
>figured without, everyone stares as I spill over myself
>throw up spaghetti and 3 kids start crying while everyone my age is snickering at me
>try to make joke
>know how high the grass is in Germany? Zis hi *point at puke*
>nobody laughs
I have to go back there tomorrow, I'm going to tell them I'm a virgin and hope they understand

>> No.13437725

>>13437639
Will my intellectual and spiritual faculties ever fully recover?

>> No.13437904

>>13437597
>lose the ability to vividly imagine detailed anime girl personalities and have interactions with them
fucking got me there