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Best translation of Aeneid?
pic unrelated

>> No.13408151

>>13408138
Robert Fagles
And I’m fighting JD Salinger

>> No.13408236

Virgil's version is the best, considering that (A) you're posting on /lit/ and (B) you have to know Latin to post on /lit/, which implies that (C) you know Latin
I would win, but I don't want to hurt her, Virginia Woolf was a lovely woman

>> No.13408297

>>13408138
Dunno read it in Latin because Virgil is babby's first Latin epic. I remember more about grammar than the plotline of it though so don't trust >>13408236 that it'll improve your reading experience. It will improve your grammar though.

Pretty sure Graham Greene could take me. And if he couldn't, MI6 would take me out anyway.

>> No.13408299

>>13408138
Oxfords world classics.

>> No.13408300

Dryden, obviously

>> No.13408505

>>13408138
Thucydides in his prime would almost certainly destroy me in a fight, the only possible advantage I might have is he would likely be quite a bit shorter than me.

>> No.13408551

>>13408505
You'd still be dead, if taller.

>> No.13408560

Sartre, he has the advantage of high FOV but i'd still destroy him

>> No.13408572

>>13408138
I don't wanna fight tolstoy, I just wanna have a nice convo with him about Christ

>> No.13408644

>>13408572
You need old Tolstoy not prime Tolstoy for that

>> No.13408648

>>13408138
Hahahahahahaha
Read more women, you incels
Marilynne Robinson for me
She might still kick my ass but at least she’d pray for me after she was done

>> No.13408661

>>13408648
Alice Munroe here. I'm pretty confident.

>> No.13408800

>>13408138
>Have to fight Borges
He'd win, because I couldn't bring myself to hurt Borges.
Also, he would probably enjoy the excuse to knife someone like a real gaucho.

>> No.13408802

>>13408138
Anton Levay
How fucked am i?

>> No.13408803

>>13408236
>Virginia Woolf was a lovely woman
This is the most wrong post I've ever seen on this board, Woolf was narcissistic scum.

>> No.13408815

>>13408803
Why don't you just admit that you hate women, incel?

>> No.13409810

>>13408138
King Solomon with an enslaved demon army. I'm fucked lads

>> No.13409829

I feel like I'm on even ground with albert camus?

>> No.13410013

>>13408560
>high FOV
lol
>>13408138
>have to fight God
>in his prime
i surrender

>> No.13410164

>>13408138
I think I could probably take Céline

>> No.13410172

>>13408138
>Philip K Dick
Did that nigg ever even have a prime?

>> No.13410192

>>13408138
Oxford Press produced a very readable translation. Ahl, I think is the name of the translator?

>> No.13411149

I'm pretty sure I could fuck Jaegon Kim up very badly

>> No.13411157

>>13408138
Prime Murokami

>> No.13411159

>Gabriel García Márquez

Call me Mario Vargas Llosa, 'cause that fella is going down

>> No.13411161

>>13408648
How did you like Housekeeping?

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>>13408138
it's on bitches!
start sellin' tickets

>> No.13412149

Solomon was known for his sickly, diminutive body. Let's see your wisdom save you from this you skinny kike

>> No.13412184 [DELETED] 

>>13408138
>Plato's complete works
Never had a chance, I'm lifting and getting stronger but Plato was shredded. He'd break me in two.

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Mine Kampf by Adolf Hitler

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY

>> No.13412336

Flann O'Brien

Funny to find he does not exist. Well just as one cannot find a person without a name one cannot well fight a name without a person. It were as well as if fighting a man recently deceased of some tragic bicycle accident.

>> No.13412370

>>13408505
Yeah I'm fucked too going against prime Plato. He'd probably snap my spine in two with some wrestling shenanigans.

>> No.13412801

>>13408138
What would you consider Stephen Hawking's 'prime' to be?

>> No.13412807 [DELETED] 

>>13412370
>Plato
>>13408505
>Thucydides

I'm going against fucking Aristotle. If I have studied up correctly, he was jacked as well was he not? Probably moreso than either of them.

:3 fuck

>> No.13412822

>>13408815
Not him, but she was nothing special. She's celebrated because she's a woman. That's all there is to it.

>>13408138

The Loeb version. Read it once normally, then read it again comparing the Latin text and the translation page by page. Even if you don't understand a single word of the original text, knowing what it's meant to sound like will enhance your experience quite a lot. Maybe it will even instill within you a wish to learn Latin!

>> No.13412828

>>13412807
Military service was mandatory, was it not? They were probably in pretty good shape during their prime.

>>13408505
>>13412370

Get fucked. You won't leave such a fight alive lol.

>> No.13412843

>>13412336
The bicycle might kill you though.

>> No.13412848

>>13412370
Plato was probably a manlet though

>> No.13412889

>>13412828
>in pretty good shape
Historians used doubt the accuracy of their accounts because prime olympic modern roided athletes have trouble replicating their speeds and strengths and various manoeuvres. The problem is their weaponry and boats and battlegrounds only work if you are that strong quick and fucking based. Macedon Sparta and Attica all were so ripped they were basically the ancient equivalent of nuclear weapons.

>> No.13413024

>The Bible

Wish me luck

>> No.13413025

>>13412889
Yeah supposedly a Spartan armor weighs 70 pounds. You have to train for mobility carrying that shit.

>> No.13413032 [DELETED] 

>>13413024
Yeah but what book was it?

:3

>> No.13413038

>>13413024
You won't be the first person to wrestle with God himself.

>> No.13413041

>>13408138
If I'm fighting Jean Genet, am I dead bros? Is he a fairy that'll be easy to knock down or will he knife me remorselessly and then fuck my corpse?

>> No.13413058

>>13408138
Just finished The Republic
>just want Plato to choke me out

>> No.13413520

>>13408138
Does anyone know if the Cranch translation is any good?

Also, we don't know enough about Aristophanes to know how strong he was. I'm presuming he probably worked out, though.

>> No.13413584

>>13408138
Homer
Ancient Greeks were gigachad athletes so i think id be fucked. If you subscribe to the theory that Homer was more than one person, then i’m fucked even more

>> No.13413605

>>13408138
I'd stomp a second mudhole in Harriet Beecher Stowe's ass.

>> No.13415364

>>13408802
LaVay? He would be good at trash talk maybe.

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i feel like krasz is probably a pretty weedy guy, i think i could take him