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13406944 No.13406944 [Reply] [Original]

>You do read from the gospels and epistles each night don't you anon?
What do you say?

>> No.13406971

>>13406944
You and your jewish traditions have gotten my pee pee forskin cut off as a baby. I talk to god in daily chats, not repeats, he'd get board.

>> No.13407003
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13407003

>>13406944
>Christ-chan with some faggy pistol instead of the AA-12 full-auto shotgun
Enjoy Hell, blasphemer.

>> No.13407013

>>13406944

i want to cum inside christ-chan for the sole purpose of procreation but i'm not a christian

>> No.13407017

>>13406971
The new testament is against circumcision.

>> No.13407421

>>13406971
Terry?

>> No.13408290

>>13406944
No, I read them first thing after I wake up

>> No.13408384

>>13406944
I have never met an intelligent theist

>> No.13408401

>>13406971
Nah Christianity rejects all jewish traditions

>> No.13408866
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13408866

>>13408384
>t.
Which mod of r/atheism are you?

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13408897

>>13406944
>What's that? Is this something from your art degree :) ? I'm busy writing my thesis for multiple Möbius strip interpretation

>> No.13408900

Solo scriptura is for blasphemers and heretics. Do what you must, but my soul is ready for the Kingdom of Heaven.

>> No.13409669
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13409669

>>13406944
>Christian
>Ginger
>Dressed in green

Fuck off, you catholic wench. Serbian Orthodoxy is best orthodoxy, desu.

>> No.13409681

>>13409669
tfw when ethnically Irish but Serbian Orthodox

>> No.13409920

>>13408900
>reading the bible means you believe in sola scriptura