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>almost done downloading last episode of Spartacus
>mom says she doesn’t want me watching that show
>says it’s not accurate
>says Rome was good and the slaves were violent animals
>I tell her that words fall from mouth like shit from ass
>I set upon her with a gladius I made from toilet paper rolls and dragon dildos
>dad runs upstairs to see what the fuss is about
>tell him his whore wife stands fucking Roman
>he stands Roman as well
>my two cats (named Ashur and Andy after the honoured dead) set upon him like drunks to wine
>we fight them off and hold the top of the stairs

I have barricaded the upper floor and liberated the neighbor’s wireless after they cut m connection but we run low on boxed wine and hot pockets. I stand with choice; go out the window and set upon the Roman shits who loiter in the house like fleas on dog, or lead my cats in bold attempt to raid the neighbor’s fridge (and fuck their daughters with my raging cock). Tell me brothers, what is the best course of action that leads to swift death of Roman scum and quick return to watch episode 10 of based Spartacus?

>> No.13406663

Good thread

>> No.13406665

whoops wrong board

>> No.13406670

this is some quality shit. is this representative of what's going on over in /tv/?

>> No.13406674

Excellent thread

>> No.13406678

>>13406658
truly based

>> No.13406731

>>13406670
in my opinion, /tv/ has the highest volume of excellent and hilarious shitposts of the bigger boards on 4channel.

>> No.13406755

>>13406663
>>13406670
>>13406674
>>13406678
>>13406731
Are you guys 15 or something? How the fuck do you find this shit funny?

>> No.13406765

>>13406755
i like posts like this, they're funny and comfy

>> No.13406771

>>13406755
In our cases, the gods haven't spread cheeks and rammed sticks up ass. Quite unlike one such as you.

>> No.13406772

>>13406755
I am at least 18 years old, actually.

>> No.13406791
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13406791

>>13406755
>he doesn't think this is the best thread on /lit/ right now

>> No.13406831

>>13406791
>>13406772
>>13406771
>>13406765
this thread is retarded at best

>> No.13406840

>>13406831
literally or figuratively?

>> No.13406908
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13406908

>>13406755
>>13406831
t. stands FUCKING Roman

>> No.13406972

>>13406831
>T. Cringey philosophyfag