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Anonymous Sat Jun 29 21:16:59 2019 No.13385337 [Reply] [Original]

>cute librarian says i picked a good book

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 21:18:59 2019 No.13385345 >>13385337 she's just fishing for attention to kill time until chad replies to her whatsapp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 21:20:00 2019 No.13385348 >>13385337 I know that feel anon. It’s one of the reasons I still visit the library, to chat up cutie early twenties librarians

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 21:20:23 2019 No.13385350 >>13385337 >It was The Complete Works of Hegel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 21:20:34 2019 No.13385351 >>13385345 Do not slander liberrians, they have all the books

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 21:34:49 2019 No.13385405 File: 14 KB, 200x200, 1556857025614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Old guy in bookstore says I made a good choice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 21:37:04 2019 No.13385409 File: 21 KB, 342x342, C019E05F-14BA-40D4-B469-A79BDA727752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the self-checkout ELib computer says “Error: overdue fines ($50.00) Please see a librarian”

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 21:39:42 2019 No.13385418 >>13385405 >old guy in bookstore says "oh, i didn't even know we carry that sort of hate speech"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 23:41:04 2019 No.13385897 >whenever I go to the bookshop to buy my meme right-wing/conservative books I make sure to buy a larger number of lefty books so the cute cashiers don't think I'm a turbo freak >don't even read the commie shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 23:42:43 2019 No.13385908 >>13385897 thats even worse

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 29 23:56:35 2019 No.13385981 >>13385337 >renting a copy of The Unabomber Manifesto from the local library >librarian asks me why I selected this one >grab her phone and throw it on the floor >hit her computer screen with my hand >walk out >never return book

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 00:38:41 2019 No.13386144 >>13385981 alpha as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 00:39:47 2019 No.13386146 >>13385351 So does the internet

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 00:44:51 2019 No.13386163 >>13385337 >cashier asks "is this for school?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 00:45:56 2019 No.13386166 >>13386146 youtube.com/watch?v=NdZxI3nFVJs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 01:04:10 2019 No.13386234 >>13386166 You realize physical books in libraries also need to be replaced, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 01:09:34 2019 No.13386258 >>13386234 I'd ask if you watched it first but your timestamp shows you didn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 01:22:07 2019 No.13386290 >>13385897 Pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 01:22:52 2019 No.13386291 >>13385897 yikes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 03:02:53 2019 No.13386524 >>13385337 >t-thanks y-you too! >nailed it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 03:08:19 2019 No.13386531 >>13386166 I would rather read your summary of this documentary, then refute it, than watch a 50-minute video about whatever.

Anonymous Sun Jun 30 03:15:38 2019 No.13386551 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 03:16:43 2019 No.13386552 >>13385337 >The guy who's more attractive than me at bookman's doesn't care about my books >Realize books are for people who don't have sex

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 03:21:19 2019 No.13386563 File: 59 KB, 658x662, 1fe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385337 >go to library >pick a nice book >after that some nigger jumps me and takes all my stuff and says:"nice book hahhaha..."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 03:21:54 2019 No.13386564 >>13386563 Kek what a bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 03:23:30 2019 No.13386567 File: 8 KB, 220x229, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13385897 >Being so insecure you waste money on books you don't even read Just order them online bro or just don't be a fucking pussy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 03:27:05 2019 No.13386576 >>13385897 Why even bother going to the library, when you can get all your favourite books via AUDIBLE . This post was sponsored by AUDIBLE!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 04:20:20 2019 No.13386708 >>13385337 >oh have you read it? >yeah i really liked x >oh i've heard such great things about it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 12:48:08 2019 No.13388220 >>13386576 *AUDIBLE.COM

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 12:50:46 2019 No.13388234 That's...it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 12:55:52 2019 No.13388253 >>13385337 She's patronizing you, moron.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:00:07 2019 No.13388264 >>13385897 Implying they’d even know

Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:02:46 2019 No.13388272
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>>13385337
>>13386563
>go to library late at night
>pick up nice book on crystallography
>head home when three young men dressed like faggots accost me
>they keep using yiddish and russian slang
>head goon take my book and rips it up
>they beat the shit out of me and rip off my clothes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 13:19:17 2019 No.13388341 >>13385337 >"write your number on it hoe"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 14:00:00 2019 No.13388495 >>13385405 I appreciate this more than some millenial harlot telling me that I made a good choice. If the latter happened I would immediately question the value of the book I've just checked out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 16:57:36 2019 No.13389398 File: 188 KB, 1024x929, boomer at a bar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388341 t.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 17:04:27 2019 No.13389437 >>13388495 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 17:08:36 2019 No.13389462 >>13388341 fuk this might just work

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 17:10:53 2019 No.13389475 >>13385337 >less wanted and thick books are being thrown out near the entrance

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 17:11:54 2019 No.13389483 >>13385337 Breed her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 30 20:33:15 2019 No.13390336 File: 97 KB, 600x448, Library.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13388495 Based.

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