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>When the author combines a bunch of your tastes

>> No.13367794

>>13367780
You like fishing, ballet and girls with fat legs?

>> No.13367812

>>13367794

Also bridges and 19-year-olds.

>> No.13367845

imagine seeing a screenshot of your tinder profile being used as an only tangentially relevant reaction image on /lit/

>> No.13367850
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13367850

Tinder is for cumbrains and bugmen.

>> No.13367853

>>13367780
Hey, look at me. I barely developed a personality, I dont even know myself properly, I have no understanding of how the world works but I like to be considered as being an accomplished, loved and respect member of society, the members of which are all alike. I'd like to present my body and my face to potential partners, which then would lead to relationship, validating me, and leading to less loneliness and solitude, which are both scary and unwanted feelings.

It's not just her. Why are human beings so disgusting? Whats the point of all of this, really? How do we deal with this feeling?

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>>13367853
>How do we deal with this feeling?

>> No.13367921

>>13367780
what a dumb slut

>> No.13367924
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>>13367850
Hinge is the patrician's choice

>> No.13367928

>>13367924
All dating apps are for bugmen.

>> No.13367938

>>13367924
>dating app that encourages women to act even more entitled and have even higher expectations
no thanks, i'll stay with tinder.

>> No.13367943

>>13367850
>thou
>hath
>thee
>thine
Am I the only one that despises archaic English when it's a translation?
It's not an English book. It was written in Koine Greek. It's fucking stupid not to translate it to modern English.

>> No.13367945

>>13367853
Projection

>> No.13367949

>>13367938
Stick with neither and focus on higher things.

>> No.13368099

>>13367780
i would kill for a girl with thighs like that who could walk en point
i don't like fishing though

>> No.13368101

>>13367845
This is what women live for though

>> No.13368117

dating apps are transhuman techne outsourcing sexual dynamics to algorithmic exploitation, that said I want her to crush my head with her thighs

>> No.13368133

>>13368099
Low IQ post.

>> No.13368190

>>13367924
go away shill.

>> No.13368652

>>13367924
>56% mulatto with white girl
LOL

>> No.13368692 [DELETED] 

>>13368652
>t. retard
The girl is also clearly a mutt.

>> No.13368695

>>13367850
Imageboards are too

>> No.13368795

>>13368652
>/pol/ poster
eww

>> No.13368816

>>13367780
fairly certain I might have gone to the same HS as this one, you from Washington state OP?

>> No.13368821

Damn them legs meaty

>> No.13368826

>>13367794
why in gods crotch would you not like fat thighs?

>> No.13368861

>>13368826
My thoughts exactly. Like obviously you don't want them to be super fat (on a fat body). But a healthy looking girl should have thighs that are a bit thick

>> No.13368874

>>13367949
*Buurrp* Break the cycle Morty, rise above, focus on science!

>> No.13368951

>>13368861
the gates of heaven are two thicc thighs my friend...
also I like tits

>> No.13368955

>>13368826
Stop blaspheming.

>> No.13368974

>>13368955
Kill yourself.

>> No.13368977

>>13368826
I hear that!

>> No.13368986

>>13368955
for god also has thick thighs (Deuteronomy 11:34)

>> No.13369053

>>13367924
>having a smartphone

>> No.13369120

>>13369053
flip phone master race

>> No.13369171

>>13367924
redpilled

>> No.13369881

>>13369053
>owning a telephone at all
shig

>> No.13369891

>>13368955
If God didn't want me blaspheming on 4chan, he wouldn't have given me a keyboard.

>> No.13369892

>>13368826
>Tripfag isn't being a retarded faggot
What's going on ???

>> No.13369909

>>13367924
>paying $7 to commodify yourself and any hope of a romantic relationship
No thanks.

>> No.13369922

>>13367943
Shit taste desu.

>> No.13369929

>>13368826
nigga it's called variety not every girl gotta be 200 lbs what the fuck

>> No.13370073

>>13369909
the normal version that 99% of people use is free
it's 7 dollars for the bullshit "upgraded" platform they try and make you fall for

>> No.13371074

>>13369929
If she got the meat it should be concentrated on her thighs/hips first
Variety is cool, but proportions are timeless

>> No.13371374

>>13367794
Yes.

>> No.13371993

>>13367812
Things that smell like fish.

>> No.13372047

>>13367780
Read Ancient Evenings by Norman Mailer, many a sexy ancient egyptian babe to be found in that book.

>> No.13372913

>>13368795
>nigger lover
yikes

>> No.13372928

Id let her kick me in the nuts desu

>> No.13372929
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One man's love is another man's nymphet.

>> No.13373995

>>13367943
cringe. I don't know how you can be on /lit/ and not appreciate the aesthetic of archaic English. Please go back to Facebook or Reddit.

>> No.13374403

>>13367924
>patrician's choice

Nah. Try walking up to a woman, talking to her, then asking her out for drinks. It's harder than swiping right, but nothing good in life comes easily.

>> No.13374462

>>13367794
>ballet
>fat legs
if she's in anyway professional, that's muscle

>> No.13374468

>>13367853
We deal with it through projection of our neuroses, which become part of our shared experiences. You can think of the ongoing ripple effects of this to be called karma.

How we /actually/ deal with this is through the process of self-inquiry. Advaita Vedanta. Silence of the Heart is a good read that covers the gist of it. Or anything with ramana maharshi's name

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>>13373995
Mindlessly defending the inappropriate use of archaic English is one of the most pathetically pseudo-intellectual things you can do, second only to telling people to "go back to [website I don't like]."

>> No.13375519

>when hemingway decides your new tastes
wtf i love bullfighting fishing and alcoholism now

>> No.13375536

>>13367794
>fat legs
An anorexic roastie wrote this

>> No.13375658

>>13367924
> unusual skills
> sword swallowing
> ...

>> No.13375690

>>13372913
>yikes
>how do we unpack this
>I can't even
>maybe, just maybe...

>> No.13376043

>>13374511
>go back to [website I don't like]
Who said I didn't like them? I've never used Facebook, and Reddit is alright.
It's pseudo-intellectual thinking, but I have fun roleplaying with my friends using the form when hanging out and spurting out reactive poetry spurts.

>> No.13376091

>>13369120
>>13369881
>owning a phone

>> No.13376151

>>13375690
Welcome time traveller, in effort to make lib slurs and lingo ineffective 4chins has been pretending to embrace both of them for quite some time now.
Glad I could bring you up to speed. Hit me back if you need more help.

>> No.13376249

>>13376151
Thank you very much, I've been away for a long time... That's what you get for trying to have a life.