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Anonymous Mon Jun 24 07:17:41 2019 No.13352769 [Reply] [Original]

You have to fight the main character of your favorite book. How fucked are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 07:19:39 2019 No.13352774 >>13352769 I don't know but all /lit/ mods are cocksucking fucking faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 07:22:45 2019 No.13352788 >>13352769 I could take Tyrone Slothrop in a fistfight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 07:39:16 2019 No.13352864 File: 606 KB, 825x1500, Epictetus_Enchiridion_1683_page1 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna beat the shit out of this crippled old slave

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 07:40:51 2019 No.13352868 I don't even know what _he_ is at the end of the story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 07:44:56 2019 No.13352882 I'm fighting a 50 year old wg sebald. I'd fucking pound that kraut into schnitzel

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 07:46:07 2019 No.13352893 >>13352868 spits

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 07:47:48 2019 No.13352901 >>13352769 >socrates gulp

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 07:52:52 2019 No.13352916 File: 845 KB, 300x300, video games.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >some guy comes to my house and burns it down with me in it >also probably cooks the neighborhood too >then the police shoot my burning body

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 12:56:37 2019 No.13354235 >>13352769 but it has several main characters

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 13:02:17 2019 No.13354268 File: 578 KB, 3072x2048, george.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13352769 I'm probably getting bayoneted desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 13:32:58 2019 No.13354451 Martín Fierro is going gaucho on my boypuss

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 13:33:39 2019 No.13354455 I'm pretty much good and fucked. Even if Arnold doesn't have Rorqual I'm still fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 13:37:40 2019 No.13354478 >>13352769 It’s Anna Karenina. So I’m considerably fucked (God I wish... anyway) since I’d never lay a finger against her, even if she were ripping my urethra out with tweezers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 13:42:16 2019 No.13354493 >Meursault Just gotta avoid the beach

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 14:05:43 2019 No.13354612 >>13352901 same. we're fucked unless we team up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 15:10:44 2019 No.13354993 >>13352769 Alyosha? He could definitely take me but he 'd probably just stand there while I tried to kick his ass then forgive me afterward.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 16:04:16 2019 No.13355295 Yossarian would figure a way out of having to fight. His laziness is something I find admirable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 16:23:51 2019 No.13355414 >>13352901 Just stall for time asking him what 'fighting' really means. If all else fails, offer boipussi

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 16:33:47 2019 No.13355463 Well, I think it depends... am I gonna have to fight a child who doesn't even know he's a mage or one of the most powerful wizards on the planet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 17:39:40 2019 No.13355759 >>13352769 Who counts as the main character of animal farm? I’d fuck up Napoleons shit, but Boxer would body me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 18:29:49 2019 No.13356008 >>13352769 Raskolnikov. In a face to face confrontation; sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 18:33:30 2019 No.13356027 >>13355759 >main character >boxer >dies before end >fight Big brain. Unless you are allergic to glue I think you’ll live even if he was considered the main character. Also Napolean has a communistic army and pitchforked farmers on his side.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 18:45:16 2019 No.13356073 >>13352769 >have to fight D'Artagnan Shit.