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>Holden Caulfield made out with several girls

Wtf suddenly not relatable anymore

>> No.13349173

>Holden Caulfield is a siscon who doesn't like roasties, fakers, and pseuds
Actually pretty based tbqhwy.

>> No.13349203

>>13349159

I heard something happened with his sister, Phoebe

>> No.13349262

When I was his age a cute girl had a crush on me and used to hold on to me/hug me and always ask to dance. getting really excited when I held her. She was my first kiss though she initiated it. I always got the impression it was all to feed of my social status (I hit puberty first and mogged all the manlet boys) sure enough she immediately lost interest in high school even when I gave her attention. Little did I know at the time this was the nature of all woman. The "love" is a shallow caricature and insulted my own feelings.

>> No.13349276

>>13349159
The virgin Holden Caufield vs The Chad Ignatius J. Reilly

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>>13349159
Holden was a doomer but not an incel

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>>13349159
this desu

>> No.13349342

>>13349159
he got cucked tho

>> No.13349584

>>13349159
Why is it so impossible to find a book with a virgin protagonist who doesn't eventually get the girl? I don't mind if they have friends, a job, it's just that I'm put off when they're implied to have had sex.

>> No.13349774

holden is like a 6 foot 3, athletic, hot chad.

did you think he was some wimpy beta?

>> No.13350839

>>13349584
Holden literally stated that he was a virgin.

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>>13349159
>Wtf suddenly not relatable anymore
Why, because you only made out with boys?

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>self-inserting
pathetic

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>>13349173
>>13350891

>> No.13351032

>>13349774
lanklet

>> No.13351041

>>13349159
>tfw you're 23 and still haven't given the time to a cute gril

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>> No.13351650

>>13349159
Is kissing really that big a deal? I kissed a girl on the lips even when I was a virgin and thought nothing of it.

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>>13351650
Kissing is really, really nice.

>> No.13351677

>>13351669
I've never seen it as anything more than foreplay.

>> No.13351718

>>13351677
Maybe. But sex without foreplay is kind of boring, don't you think? I guess a kiss just on it's own can be nice, too.

>> No.13352108

>>13351643
Holy Fucking shit what?

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>>13351650
kissing is way better than sex, because is not misogynist

>> No.13353025

>>13353021
Gay.

>> No.13353076

>>13349584
Catcher in the Rye?

>> No.13353244

>>13349159

This thread gets posted intermittently on this board, not even a meme, is this a code for something?

>> No.13353363

>>13349584
>Fiction
Sorrows of Young Werther
Whatever
Atomised
Notes from the Underground
Hunchback of Notre Dame
Frankenstein
Book of Disquiet
White Nights
Pleasant Hell
Phantom of the Opera
Hunger
Hungover Square
Doctor Glass
The Collector

>Non-Fiction
My Twisted World
Sex and Character

>Poetry
Petrarch's Canzoniere
Canti by Leopardi
Lovesong of J Alfred Prufrock
Collected Poems of WB Yeats
Collected Poems of Phillip Larkin

>Theatre
Harlequinade (Pierrot)
Cyrano De Bergerac
Uncle Vanya

>Films
Taxi Driver
Lars and the real Girl
Blade Runner 2049
Drive
Joker
The Double
Swiss Army Man
The Last American Virgin

>Music
Schubert's Wintereise and Die Schone Mullerin
Fur Elise/ Moonlight Sonata
Symphony Fantistique
The Queen is Dead
Weezer: Blue Album
Loveless
Five Leaves Left
Works of Daniel Johnston
Blank Monk Time
Violent Femmes
In the Wee Small Hours
Frank Sinatra Sings for Only the Lonley
Works of Roy Orbison


>Comics
Peanuts
Jimmy Corrigan

>manga/anime
NHK
Neon Genesis Evangelion

>> No.13353402

>>13349159
Whoever drew that should have noted that Holden wears his hat backwards in the book.

>> No.13353408

>>13349159
Yeah and the one that he liked cucked him and fucked his Chad roommate. Seems relatable to me.

>> No.13353413

>>13353363
Add painting, sculpture, opera, performance art, photography, poetry, architecture, gastronomy

>> No.13353423

>>13353363
>Notes from the Underground
He fucks a prostitute.