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I'll start:
drowning

>> No.13342167

>>13342165
Ritual suicide, obviously.

>> No.13342170

>>13342165
Cyanide pills is aesthetic asf that or hemlock

>> No.13342176

Being sacrificed by a town in rapture for being an edgelord

>> No.13342178

Attempting a coup, faling. Having a friend chop your head off, failing. Asking another friend to chop your head off, finally die.

>> No.13342195
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13342195

>killing yourself with a silver bullet that was blessed by your village priest and which you have been slowly filing over years until it fit into the barrel of the gun

>> No.13342201
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Laughing to death

>> No.13342202

Heart attack in the library.

>> No.13342219

>>13342165
lightning bolt while climbing Mt. Olympus

>> No.13342269

>>13342165
*Drowning in pussy

>> No.13342287

Bullet in the back of the head

>> No.13342355
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13342355

>>13342165

>> No.13342442

Shotgun. Just like Hemingway. And I think Hunter S Thompson.

>> No.13342470

>>13342165
Aneurysm while writing a book.

>> No.13342479

A duel where both parties die

>> No.13342520

Get /lit/ up like a witch.

>> No.13342685

OD-ing on cocaine while writing a novel.

>> No.13342695

>>13342355
How does one achieve this physique?

>> No.13342696

Death by a thousand papercuts

>> No.13342710

>>13342165
by your side

>> No.13342729

>>13342165
Suicide by staging an accident after both your parents died and you failed to achieve your life goals and lost your pride.


Leaving behind a notebook with your poetry and writings just in case.

>> No.13342775

>>13342355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO-w-cn-pJM

>> No.13342873
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Artillery fire, anything less would make me feel like a pussy.

>> No.13342962

>>13342685
Yes

>> No.13343033
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>>13342165
In the Eugenic war as cannon fodder on the accelerationist side.

>> No.13343048

>>13342165
The ancient Greeks thought that drowning was one of the worst ways to die, since you wouldn’t get a proper burial.

>> No.13343054

>>13342165
get killed by a giant ass rock

>> No.13343065

shot by a jealous lover

>> No.13343072

>>13342165
alone

>> No.13343120

>>13342165
getting shot in from behind while drawing a nightingale in the hell of flanders

>> No.13343170

It's mid october and its raining. You're hold up in an abandoned house in a sea of other abandoned houses in the suburbs of some eastcoast American city. You've been sick for a week with some unknown virus and on top of that you're already starving to death. It's been a year since the fighting began and like millions of others you were caught in the middle and unprepared. Now you slink around trying to go unnoticed by the other wanderers and scavs. Beneath your pile of blankets you can hear the sloshing of boots in mud outside, you hear laughing and glass breaking. You shrink inside knowing what is about to come. A door knob rattles and then a crash as the door is kicked in. Yelling and laughing. You feel blankets being torn off you layer by layer and then finally a gun is pointed in your face. They ask you questions but you are too weak to understand or even answer, it feels like a dream. Then suddenly, black.
Days, months and years pass all while your body decays in the house. Eventually the house collapses and it becomes your tomb.

>> No.13343180

>>13343170
True /lit/

>> No.13343326

>>13342165
Encased in creampie

>> No.13343704
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Climbing the tallest mountain in your country in the middle of winter without adequate clothing, clutching your unpublished novel, and dying before you reach the top

>> No.13343884

>>13342165
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_of_philosophers

>> No.13343895

>>13342165
obviously martyrdom

>> No.13343903

>>13343884
>all those postmodern intellectards killing themselves
lmao

>> No.13344565

>>13342695
don't overeat, don't eat bullshit food, and work out very day. calisthenics.

>> No.13345046

>>13344565
>Calisthenics


OH NO NO NO NO
GUESS HOW I KNOW YOU'RE SKINNY
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Read Sun and Steel, fag