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Post pic of your dream girl, /lit/. Pic very related

>> No.1333089

You can see his adams apple

>> No.1333100
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1333100

What about dream guys?

I'd say sort of like this, except a little more dorkish. This is purely on the physical side though.

>> No.1333110
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BRING HIM TO ME

>> No.1333115

what does 'your dream girl' even mean?

if it's the obvious then you are a high schooler who lacks self-awareness.

>> No.1333127
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>>1333100
>>1333110

hate 2 b those heart-broken fellas when u eventually give in to feminine instinctual drives & cheat on them with aesthetically plzing masculine athletes

>> No.1333129

>>1333115
I was assuming he meant to post picture of your idealized mate in terms of physical attractiveness.

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>> No.1333140

>>1333133
arizona iced tea is pig swill

>> No.1333142

>>1333129
this is still impossible. 'post a picture of a geeky-looking person you have lame fantasies about' would be clearer.

>>1333127
>feminine instinctual drives to cheat
do elaborate.

>> No.1333143

>>1333127
I'm >>1333100 and I was sort of imagining him to have a slight muscular build, maybe a little less than yours, but not really skinnyfat.

>> No.1333165

I dont have a picture but my dream girl is Natasha from War and Peace

>> No.1333177

also what is the feminine equivalent of a male athlete build? are girls that dont like muscley guys just deluding themselves since they'll never get them, & vice-versa for guys?

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we knew it was coming

>> No.1333188

>>1333143
>I was sort of imagining him to have a slight muscular build
most normal guys that play sports are like that. you could maybe date one of them then ask them to grow their hair & wear glasses.

that is, if you weren't too unattractive to get one.

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>> No.1333196

>>1333177
Not all people are attracted to muscular people - different tastes for different people. And I suppose the female equivalent would still be an athletic girl, all toned and such.

>> No.1333205

>>1333188
I didn't think the guy in the picture had too long of hair really. It does look a bit unkempt though.

>> No.1333209
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>> No.1333218

>>1333196
>Not all people are attracted to muscular people
self-lying defeatist detected.

>>1333205
yeah i mean to tell him keep it messy/ungelled. i see you enjoy the details of the fantasy because its unrealistic?

>> No.1333222

>>1333209
bjork is into mff threesome & bondage.

>> No.1333224

>>1333218
Is it really that unrealistic? I'm sure there are dorky athletes out there.

>> No.1333227

>>1333222

nice dubs

>> No.1333238

>>1333224
>Is it really that unrealistic? I'm sure there are dorky athletes out there
oh i assumed part of the fantasy was dating them. carry on, 4chan girl.

>>1333227
i never waste them.

>> No.1333242

>>1333238
Nah, it's a "dream guy." As in, probably only going happen in dreams.

>> No.1333245
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Some combination of all of these.

>> No.1333247

>>1333242
lol thats so pathetic. do you by lottery tickets & things like that?

>> No.1333251

>>1333247
No, I don't. Not sure what the correlation there is.

>> No.1333259

>>1333245
for some reason i want to punch number 16

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>>1333100

>> No.1333263

>>1333260
Hey, I didn't say awkward. And that's a key point.

>> No.1333268

>>1333260
I'm the one on the right irl

>> No.1333270

>>1333268
pics or gtfo

>> No.1333271

>>1333260
lol

i get where the 'nerdy' part comes from in the 2nd pick but whats 'awkward' about that actor? maybe its that michael cera thing.

>> No.1333275

>>1333271
Hey, I didn't make the picture, I just posted it. There's a lot of confusion when girls talk about nerdy guys. What girls mean when they say "nerdy guys" is more along the lines of "really hot guy with stylish glasses" than "basement dwelling 4chan poster".

>> No.1333277

>>1333259
i dont see why, they're all doing phony poses apart from maybe number 29. fink i would feel ill if i had to do a facebook profile. dont know how i would do an online branding post that must last for infinity.

>> No.1333282

>>1333275
well, the confusion mostly lies on the side of the basementdwellers...

>> No.1333285

>>1333275
It goes both ways though. I notice when guys say they want nerdy girls, they also pretty much just want a normal, cute girl with glasses. Not a basement dwelling 4chan girl.

>> No.1333286

>>1333282
maybe about the looks since it should be obvious no one wants a slob. but how can 'awkwardness' be attractive in anyway on its own?

>> No.1333296

>>1333286

You're asking this of people on 4chan? We had better hope awkwardness can be fucking attractive--otherwise no one on this site will ever get laid. Ever.

>> No.1333298

>>1333286
maybe awkward meaning shy and rather reserved instead of parading around like a cock, patty

>> No.1333299

>>1333285
Not always the case. Most (if not all) basement dwelling males hold very low standards in terms of physical appearance.

>> No.1333303

>>1333299
Alternatively, they have very high standards because they look at porns all the time and thus expect all women to look like the ones in the porns

>> No.1333310
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>> No.1333312

>>1333299
Seriously? Whenever I see a girl post her picture, even if she's moderately attractive, she is practically torn to shreds on most boards. On /fa/, /r9k/, and /adv/ at least. And once or twice on /lit/, especially with the whole Beg-chan thing. Though that may have been the begging aspect.

>> No.1333316

>>1333310
Hah, and right after I mention Beg-chan too.

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>>1333286

this is tybrax's idea of pure, uncorrupted honesty when it comes 2 attractiveness

>> No.1333323

>>1333310
goddammit stop making me remember stagolee (i miss him T_T)

>> No.1333332

>>1333317
hey i just dont want you losers deluding yourselves & thinking your not.

but i still need to know what the girl equivalent is to know if im deluding myself or not, or that maybe i have developed taste in women like i do in the arts.

>>1333323
we should keep a thread calling his return on the front page on the run down until christmas.

>> No.1333333

Holden Caulfield GET

>> No.1333335

I posit that anyone was here for the beg-chan incident can officially call themselves oldfags.

>> No.1333336

>>1333333

Nice.

>> No.1333339

>>1333333
new king of /lit/. maybe y'all can stop being so dishonest with yourselves now.

>> No.1333342

holden will rid us of self-deceptions and phoniness

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>>1333333

>> No.1333351

>>1333335
I was here the first day of this goddamn board posting with HIstorian and all the other cool people who heretofore left. I am the only true oldfag

>> No.1333363

>>1333351
You aren't alone you know. I haven't frequented here in a while, but I remember Atlas Shrugged was the meme of memes, and it was annoying as fuck.

>> No.1333366

guys do you think anyone could genuinely like my personality? thats kind of why im a moody prick irl to people. i dont think they would & you guys seem to prove that.

>> No.1333375

>>1333366
who knows TyrannosaurusBrax, nothing some washboard abs and biceps the size of beer kegs won't fix irl

>> No.1333380

>>1333375
no i dont want to have sex i just want to have a bff & cuddle if that makes me a teenager i dont care. girls have liked me before but i think it is just physical so i hate them for it & also they make no effort to make things easy for my autism they're so fucking lame. i just want a hipster girl that likes to have quiet outing & not party or fuck.

>> No.1333384

>>1333277
I think it's because of tghe smug facial expression

>> No.1333398

>>1333245
number 2 is constipated. number 12 has cramps

>> No.1333402

>>1333380
>i just want a hipster girl that likes to have quiet outing & not party or fuck
also this seems fucking impossible here. i can literally not go one week in public without hearing someone talking about some party where something stupid happened. Even the lame ass goths, nerds, emos etc all do it.

>> No.1333414

>>1333402

i know it's like drinking and partying is really fun and so is facebook and so is family guy lol lol lol i think they're all empty psycho/sociopaths inside

>> No.1333419

>>1333402
holy shit ppl in college going to parties

Because "I stayed at home on friday night, sat around and did fuck all" generates so much more discussion yes?

Maybe the old folks home is more your scene?

>> No.1333428

>>1333419
i don't do "fuck all" on friday nights. i read nietzsche. fuck you bitch

>> No.1333430

>>1333414
>i think they're all empty psycho/sociopaths inside
i dont. i know that they're the normal & fun people but am i not allowed to want to hang out with boring people like me?

>>1333419
>Maybe the old folks home is more your scene?
maybe. i dont see whats wrong with being boring man & at least & dont go to these parties then come home cry, then bitch about the 'sub-human' fucks that were there to 4chan.

>> No.1333435

well tybrax, have you ever considered suicide? serious question.

>> No.1333437

sure is /r9l/ in here

>> No.1333439

>>1333437

Are you dyslexic?

>> No.1333441

>>1333439
l is right next to the k. suck my cock, etc.

>> No.1333444

>>1333441

don't you mean sucl my cocl?

>> No.1333447

>>1333435
yes but not properly if you know what i mean. just being emo. you probably have to be depressed to consider it for real.

>>1333444
lol ignored me calling him out like usual.

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>>1333444
touché mang

on topic, see pic

>> No.1333449

>>1333430
>t least & dont go to these parties then come home cry, then bitch about the 'sub-human' fucks that were there to 4chan.

Shut up Ty I was having a bret eason ellis moment

>> No.1333454

>>1333414
> i think they're all empty psycho/sociopaths inside
also every fucking time you guys make out thats what i think & its not. the only people id ever say something like that about would be you guys you just want to stereotype me :(

so guys is there anything wrong with wanting to hang out with boring people? i think not but i cant even find any where i live. even most of the girls in coffee shops are on mobile phones gossiping for 15 mins & things like that, so depressing.

>> No.1333455

>>1333430
Nothing wrong with wanting to hang out with people like you, in fact I'd argue that's what every wants (just not everyone is specifically like you). However, the type of people you're looking for are harder to find, and less likely to approach you. The ones who go out of their way to socialize with the semi aloof people are usually the ones who want to see what they can get out of them.

And why no sex?

>> No.1333459

>>1333455
Ty is a eunuch. Don't judge

>> No.1333463

>>1333455
>And why no sex?
i dont think its an activity you should have to do with every girl you date for longer than 3 months or get indirect phony hints that they want you to do it.

>>1333459
i lol'd.

>> No.1333480

>>1333463
Well, sexual compatibility is (I feel) a significant part of a working relationship, so I guess you may be best off finding a frigid girl. Shouldn't be too hard, although I hear the ones who act the most ostentatious about their sexuality are often the ones who really don't enjoy it. So wait a few years for the hipster chicks to calm down, I guess. Still, seems a shame to me

>> No.1333495

>>1333245
Hah, I'm dating my dream girl. Prob--

>#29

...

FUCK!


....FUCK!!

>> No.1333499

>>1333480
fucking sluts.

i dont even feel thats a priority, i feel i could easily budge on it or even change my mind if they were otherwise nice. its the having to go out with other people & parties all the time thats scary. i dont want to do that, I even broke off with the only girl i almost dated because of that.

& also its hard to tell if people do go out every weekend or w/e because even the quieter people do that here.

>> No.1333526

>>1333499
I can understand not wanting to go out all the time. I don't know what type of girl you're going after, but in most of my settled relationships, there was a lot of staying in and enjoying each others' company. As long as you're willing to go out occasionally, a reasonable, not out-of-control party girl would probably be fine with it.

>> No.1333531

>>1333366
>>1333375
Wow you two come and shit up every thread that catches your interest, don't you?
You must talk over msn or whatever saying "hey let's go be faggots over there!"

>> No.1333533

>>1333463
>3 months
Anyway, love easily and freely, and be happy. That's my motto.

>> No.1333541

>>1333531
>You must talk over msn
In my dreams....

jk d&e isnt even as funny when he cant prepare his lines, like on the tinychat.

>> No.1333545

OP picture looks kind of like ckin from the tinychat.

>> No.1333555
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Demure.

>> No.1333559

>>1333245
No.16...must have...

>> No.1333577
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I reject the notion of a 'dream girl' because it's so idiotic, it is by definition that which you will never have; this fairly basic point aside from the usual bunch of home-truths associated with crushes, infatuation and so on.

>> No.1333582

>>1333577
... so don't have one

>> No.1333583

inb4 one million+ pictures of Zooey Deschanel

>> No.1333599

>>1333577
>>implying no one on this thread should enjoy escapism

>> No.1333605

>>1333577
r u making fun of me d&e?

.....

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how can i post a picture of a girl i've never seen, but in my dreams.

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>>1333599
Dude when I want 2 enjoy escapism I play some fuckin Black Ops (spas + LAW loadout), I don't construct elaborate lists, complex fantasy scenarios, idealise and thusly objectify complete strangers. This done consciously is a sort of enervation of thought, truly self-destructive. That is some baaaad shit son u need to get ur mind right.

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>>1333619
so it's better to shoot fake people in a dumb game than utilize your imagination

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>>1333583

But but but ...

>> No.1333633

>>1333619
>construct elaborate lists
example?

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>>1333627

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>>1333624
>poorfag detected

>>1333633
>example?
Must be a kewt hipster gurl who is willing 2 put up with and consider touching and charming my social anxiety, must not be 2 obvious about putting out, must not enjoy going 2 parties or talking 2 groups of ppl or other things I can't cope with, must like super karamel waffer bros and other high culture stuff, etc

>> No.1333665

>>1333619
I never said I have a dream girl (especially since I am a straight woman), I just think you're being a dick by lecturing people on a literature board about how stupid it is to have an unreachable ideal, when there are plenty of people who read in order to construct ideals for themselves (not just about potential partners)

>> No.1333686

>>1333665
>I never said I have a dream girl (especially since I am a straight woman), I just think you're being a dick by lecturing people on a literature board about how stupid it is to have an unreachable ideal

I have said nothing about ideals nor am I talking about the ideal, you are rather dangerously conflating one thing (idealisation) with another, more nebulous thing that I am concerned with here, (lust, fetishization, obsession etc)

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>> No.1333709

>>1333686
I must have been mistaken, but I thought the point of the post I was commenting on was that the 'dream girl' was by definition that which someone would never have. Especially since you followed that statement with "aside from.." which generally means that what follows it is a lesser point, which is where you mentioned infatuation and the like

>> No.1333721

I don't have a pic but my dream girl has a really nice butt and big tits.

>> No.1333762

>>1333709
>the point of the post I was commenting on was that the 'dream girl' was by definition that which someone would never have
Yes, and I will repeat again that I consider it an idiotic notion. Maybe you can jump on this next in an attempt to justify your indignance.

>what follows it is a lesser point, which is where you mentioned infatuation and the like
Yeah bro. And then I had to say it again.

I mean, are you going somewhere with this beyond expressing your dislike of what I've said? Are we going to get anywhere beyond that end-point? I've explained that what you're getting from what I've written is something I am not really concerned with, and now you're trying to fix me into your interpretation so you can rail against it some more. It even reads so painfully obviously in your overly anal writing "I must have been mistaken" , "I was commenting" (lololol how restrained for someone so indignant they have to use the word dick), you followed that statement (as opposed to "then you said"), "which generally means that" (whoah better make it clear for everyone in the audience bro, geez it is like you are writing a fuckin essay)

>> No.1333791

>>1333762
I made my point, I wasn't attempting to begin some big long debate about whether the concept was idiotic or not, just saying it's kind of a lame topic to attack on this particular board
And the anal phrasing was me trying to be careful not to get into semantics with you, as that appears to be what you like to focus on. I didn't want to have to make 3 more posts about the particular issue I was calling you a dick for to get my point across

>> No.1333792

My concept of a dream girl is best expressed in mannerisms, not aethetics. I would most prefer a well read girl, not adverse to psychedelics, nor to videogames (but not with a cheap taste, ie. Cowadooty, WoW, primarily xbox rhythm games, etc), and then it's all extremes. I would want an objectivist, or a saint. A hawk, or a mouse.

Also, it is essential that she be in no way presumptuous (ie. I read this about metaphysics so it must be true, and you're condescending if you say otherwise, irony irony hur durr), and I would prefer her to be around my attractiveness, and slightly fit, if not very.

>> No.1333796

>>1333310
>Posts a picture of a gold-digging camwhore who has abyssal taste in literature.

>> No.1333829

>>1333792
>it's kind of a lame topic to attack on this particular board
No shit bro, it's kind of a lame thread to make on this particular board. This is all besides the fact that what I'm addressing is pretty universal as far as state of mind goes.

>And the anal phrasing was me trying to be careful not to get into semantics with you
Bullshitttttt, you got into semantics the moment you responded to me. You're rattled, if anything, otherwise you wouldn't need to resort to this kind timid, weak and unassertive language.

>> No.1333839

>>1333829
*kind of

hahaha oh wow me

>> No.1333860

>>1333663
>Must be a kewt hipster gurl who is willing 2 put up with and consider touching and charming my social anxiety, must not be 2 obvious about putting out, must not enjoy going 2 parties or talking 2 groups of ppl or other things I can't cope with, must like super karamel waffer bros and other high culture stuff, etc
;__;

i didnt mean the kewt stuff or the hipster taste & the other things are just so i dont have to move out of my comfort zone. but i guess even thats lame. i shouldnt even date really. ive been ok so far apart from worrying about school. so ill just take advantage of the year off go to the doctors they might give me stuff so im like a zombie & then i wont mind revising & pass all my exams by revising. kk.

>> No.1333881

>>1333829
*clearly missing the point about the irony of taking issue with a thread based on its escapism (which I was loosely using to shorten 'wanting something you'll never have') in /lit/
again
but it's cool, you don't really have to understand what someone's talking about to argue with them, apparently

>> No.1333883

>>1333860
> ill just take advantage of the year off go to the doctors they might give me stuff so im like a zombie & then i wont mind revising & pass all my exams by revising. kk.

l2sublimate

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>>1333881

whatever dude, my patience is up with your idiotic nonsense. This pic more or less represents the totality of our exchange.

>> No.1333889

>>1333883
>l2sublimate
by doing what?

>> No.1333893

>>1333887
what that picture i s backwards

>> No.1333895

*Dream* girl? Fair enough

She should be kind, intelligent, multilingual, loyal, redhead, south east asian, 1.65 metres tall, B-C cup, a 14 centimetre cock, likes to read and play video games, kinky and likes new stuff. Oh, and she should also be fit.

As all of this is impossible, I hope that humans will manage to create virtual/simulated realities before I kick the bucket.

;_;

>> No.1333905

>>1333889
stab a homeless guy's eyes out I don't know

>> No.1333913

>>1333905
damn d&e you really clear up all the the bullshit but can never give good answers. well the former is pretty helpful i guess.

maybe i should work-out again but last time it just felt like a chore. or do weed. something violent would be so relieving but i probably dont have the gets to do it & has shitty consequences.

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>>1333068
Post a better pic of your dream girl, that one is too small.

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>> No.1334006
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Linda Cardellini when she played Velma in Scooby-doo(2002). I can't be the only one who found her super attractive in that movie. I was just really disappointed that the writers made her attracted to Fred and in competition with Daphne as an inside running joke. Ass-holes. Oh well, it's better that way. I like my art bitter sweet.

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She's only 15 but she lives in Sweden and 15 is legal there :D

>> No.1334022

dreamgirl?

should be allright with getting tied up and used...

model-like physique is a given, i guess.

nice to parade around intellectually, yet still impressed by everything I say.

truth be told: dreamgirls are boring...

>> No.1334256

>>1333142
he means "i post on /r9k/"

>> No.1334271

>>1334015
wowww, name please?