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Anonymous Tue Jun 18 14:05:11 2019 No.13321231 [Reply] [Original]

>Uni gets a P-Zombie detector

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 17:10:25 2019 No.13322178 >uni gets a chinese room

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 17:12:02 2019 No.13322190 >uni gets a transgendered bathtub It's amazing how welcoming academia is nowadays to genderqueer slimeniggas

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 19:47:12 2019 No.13323166 >uni creates a utility monster

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:08:27 2019 No.13323941 File: 313 KB, 1600x1066, 1560799734077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13321231 >Uni gets a book burning furnace

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:12:15 2019 No.13323956 >Uni only allows bodies without organs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:14:48 2019 No.13323966 >>13322190 bathing isnt sexual you incel

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:26:09 2019 No.13324005 File: 121 KB, 633x758, 4legxw42iv111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >university is sentient

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:29:12 2019 No.13324015 File: 412 KB, 840x854, 1559840795301.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >church installed a mortal sin meter

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:29:13 2019 No.13324016 File: 42 KB, 387x580, I am a mouth and I must scream.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13324005 >University is SAPIENT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 18 23:33:00 2019 No.13324025 File: 3 KB, 125x125, 1560357107640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >catholic church got a catamite conscriptor

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:15:25 2019 No.13324174 >academy prohibits analytic-synthetic distinction

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:19:37 2019 No.13324186 File: 6 KB, 235x249, cosmic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >entrance exam requires immanentizing the eschaton

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:38:15 2019 No.13324244 >Chinese exchange students arrive from the future

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:42:30 2019 No.13324263 File: 539 KB, 957x710, 1534014418677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Uni cops teleologically suspend the ethical

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:43:30 2019 No.13324268 >TAs can't tell if Schrodinger's Cat Is loose again or not

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:50:27 2019 No.13324286 File: 334 KB, 551x550, 1444187301510.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the auditorium's transcendental judgment alarm goes off mid-lecture

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:51:13 2019 No.13324288 File: 507 KB, 1070x601, 1530276233432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Uni installs oedipus observation

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:52:48 2019 No.13324293 File: 154 KB, 600x900, tttt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >final projects due >my absolute failed to emanate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 00:57:30 2019 No.13324307 >>13321231 >Entrance paperwork now requires a signed oath of loyalty to Intersectional Feminism and Social Justice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 01:02:02 2019 No.13324315 File: 83 KB, 722x349, 1549444699150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Failed exam because "not referring to the transcendental monad enough"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:17:48 2019 No.13324553 >>13323956 >frat party is bring booze without you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 02:20:51 2019 No.13324564 >>13324553 Yikes bro you think we’re gonna give you free shit after we’re already letting you into our house we have to pay exorbitant fees to maintain with the school?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 03:19:43 2019 No.13324710 File: 1.97 MB, 399x222, 51B696A9-E2D1-4C91-9646-4F20720F9D74.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >library gets a manga section

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 19 04:03:11 2019 No.13324857 >uni gets a boston dynamics puppy petting area to regulate and biopolice depressive-valetudinarian student-wagie-subjects