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>chase enlightenment for a decade
>practice asceticism
>grow as a person and as a soul
>genuinely catch glimpses of truth, and have near-religious epiphanies about the platonic unity of the True, the Good, the Beautiful
>jot down hundreds of notes for a lifelong spiritual quest after the seat of my own soul and the key to the logos
>walking around somberly contemplating dianoia one afternoon
>see one pretty girl
>unconscious mind: "I SHOULD WOULD LIKE TO SMELL AND LICK HER ASS HOLE AFTER IT'S KIND OF SWEATY NOT TOO SWEATY BUT YOU KNOW LIKE A NORMAL DAY'S WORTH OF WALKING AROUND, PRETTY SURE I'D CUT OFF 2, MAYBE 3 OF MY FINGERS JUST TO LICK HER BREASTS FOR 30 SECONDS I WONDER IF SHE'D SIT ON MY PENIS IF I LITERALLY BEGGED HER??"

>> No.13320107
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13320107

Lol, fix your root chakra my dude.

>> No.13320119
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13320119

>t.
control your mind.
your eyes.
your thoughts.

you have only yourself to blame.

>> No.13320120
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13320120

>>13320107
I just want to have sex, anon.

>> No.13320126

>>13320119
>implying you don't do the same thing
>implying you wouldn't want to stick your tongue in op's girl's asshole

>> No.13320133
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>>13320081

Learn from Xenocrates.

>> No.13320153

>>13320081
wtf is wrong with her face?

>> No.13320158

>>13320120
Perform sex magick

>> No.13320161

>>13320153
Eurasian

>> No.13320169

>>13320161
I see...
well I'm gonna go to that thread with the american flag girl with the gun and the big tidds

>> No.13320192
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>>13320126
It's not innate to want to stick anything in an asshole. It is a perversion. That is where shit comes out of and women cannot get pregnant from there. Humans practice it because we are prone to novelty, and being a cumbrain will lead down this path. Please, kill yourself.

>> No.13320388

>>13320081
>>13320120
>>13320126
cumbrain

>> No.13320779

>>13320081
>>13320120

How do you think they come?

>> No.13320789

>>13320779
By way of the automobile in most cases. Sometimes, air travel. Seldom, walking.

>> No.13320791

>>13320161
>>13320169
She's Kazakh

>> No.13320964

>>13320791
She's not worth your time.

>> No.13320994

>>13320192
Objectively wrong

>> No.13320995

never exercise any agency or executive functions ever dude that isn't Authentic you gotta live like a little monkey fella and huck doodies at attractive women

>> No.13321006

>>13320994
t. cumbrain

>> No.13321007

>>13320791
Kazakh basically means being eurasian with super heavy asian component and an arab haplogroup blended in.

>> No.13321017

It's definitely a struggle, don't let these holier than thou clowns make you feel bad

>> No.13321285

>>13320192

Who cares whether something's 'innate'? Fucking meaningless. Is it 'innate ' to wear shoes or post on anonymous imageboards all day?

>> No.13321298

>>13320081
What? Do you really think you're going to be that pre-occupied with sex through life? I enjoy sex and sexuality and can control my thoughts around pretty girls and would most definitely not trade my fingers for a single sexual escapade.

asceticism should be synonymous with denial of worldly pleasures- someone who's decided they would rather be happy than own things or just generally consume. It doesn't mean you should give up all pleasures whatsoever, just know that they're fleeting.

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>spend years studying western philosophy
>finish my phd, thesis on the intersection of aristotle's de anima, plotinus enneads and heideggerian ontology, but still feel my knowledge is only fragmentary
>no idea what the point of anything is, all those wasted years and for what?
>i'd studied the greeks, especially aristotle and plotinus for years, learned to read them in their original language
>studied everything from aquinas to kierkegaard
>still feel like I know nothing
>start drinking heavily, major downward spiral
>wife divorces me, takes the kids and leaves me in major debt
>about to kill myself with a pistol my dad passed on to me after he died (also suicide, he jumped off a building)
>notice tao te ching on my bookshelf
>i'd never read it before
>put the gun down and start reading
>it feels like the ground is shaking under my feet
>this is it, THIS IS IT
>I get heavily into eastern philosophy
>quit my demanding academic job and work as a night guard at a high end apartment building where i can read all night
>veer mainly into hinduism
>learn sanskrit and read classic hindu spiritual texts
>decide im ready to commit full time
>quit my job, pack a few clothes and essentials and fly over to india
>spend a 6 months traveling up and down the country looking for a guru
>one day sitting by a dirt road drinking mango lassi, old man approaches me speaking in hindi (i had learned that too, im good with languages)
>he has this glow about him, most enlightened looking person you could ever imagine
>straight up asks if i want to be his student, i say yes with no hesitation
>study and practice with him (shaivist advait vedanta) for two years very intensively
>little by little my old doubts and preoccupations creep in
>halfway through third year i am having panic attacks every other week, none of this is working, none of it means anything
>run off to delhi and use what little money i have left on prostitutes and alcohol, cry myself to sleep every night
>sitting in an internet cafe one day and open up my old twitter account
>see friend comment "that is some profound shit, thank you o wise one" on some dude named jaden smith's post
>look up jaden smith's account and read through his posts in a wild delirium
>the most profound wisdom i have ever encountered laid out in pithy aphorisms posted by an american teenage celeb
>all that time wasted chasing after wisdom
>i could have just opened up twitter
>mfw

>> No.13321690

I want a fucking Aya or Kazakh gf like her

>> No.13321754 [DELETED] 

>>13320081
Just jerk off, brah.

>> No.13321768
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>>13320081
Just jerk off.

>> No.13321778

>>13320081
goddamn she's hot and has unique facial aesthetics (which is hot)
where to find a girl like this?

>> No.13321790

>>13321778
That's single? Doesn't exist

>> No.13321822

>>13320081
> soul
That's why it didn't work. Check out the dependent origination, then train to establish right view and mindfulness.

>> No.13321828

>>13321790
I'll shoot my shot. Where are they found?

>> No.13322639

>>13320120

have sex

>> No.13323928

>>13322639
It ain't that easy bud.

>> No.13324248

>>13322639
how so

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>>13320081
if you're not analysing verbal behavior by its function then wtf are you even doing

>> No.13324332

>>13320081
also, self-knowledge is less about ignoring your primal instincs and more about learning how to deal with them in an adapted manner

>> No.13324334

>>13320119
>slave to sexual distractions
Meanwhile whenever the guy who posted this image goes to the grocery store, he has to desperately and frantically avert his eyes from any young and attractive women he sees lest he tempt the beast

>> No.13324344

Cumbrain posters what is the problem with wanting to have sex?
I’m all with stopping mindless porn and masturbation but wanting to spread your seed is the most natural and healthy of instincts

>> No.13324361

>>13320081
That's maya, anon. Don't be fooled.

>> No.13324366

>>13320081
tfw no gf

>> No.13324372

>>13320081
Doesn't sound like your chase for enlightenment did any good. I haven't been chasing enlightenment like a fucking cuck and I don't have those kinds of thoughts about females.

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>>13320081
>chase a meme for a decade
>practice asceticism but not really
>deluded myself more and more as a person and as a soul
>genuinely catch glimpses of truth, but then morning wood takes over
>write a schizo-tier “diary” that would get the feds called on me if anyone saw a single page
>walking around thinking everyone else is blind while I don’t even realize my fly is down
>see one chubby whale of a girl
>unconscious mind: "I SHOULD WOULD LIKE TO SMELL AND LICK HER ASS HOLE AFTER IT'S KIND OF SWEATY NOT TOO SWEATY BUT YOU KNOW LIKE A NORMAL DAY'S WORTH OF WALKING AROUND, PRETTY SURE I'D CUT OFF 2, MAYBE 3 OF MY FINGERS JUST TO LICK HER BREASTS FOR 30 SECONDS I WONDER IF SHE'D SIT ON MY PENIS IF I LITERALLY BEGGED HER??"
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