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>wake up too early
>drink water and go back to sleep
>sleep an hour more but it's still not quite enough sleep
>drink coffee and browse internet
>clean room (no existential benefits detected)
>go to gym and lifting goes ok
>go outside to walk around and feel sad about life
>go to a library
>see fat woman outside
>think "Cahm on Norf, score sum fackin goals!"
>see girl wearing that bandana I associate with Italian girls
>think "Cahm on FC Italia!"
>think SS Nazi vs AS Mafia
>go on underground train
>walk through imperial college campus a bit
>see the queen's tower, which I had never even heard of before
>feel so sad at not having ever gone to an elite university
>feel so sad at having hated my university subject and having a completely wasted experience
>I could literally see a lecture on neural networks being given through a window
>felt so pathetic for seeing reading books as any sort of intellectual activity compared to this (I intended to buy two books from a charity shop but decided not to after seeing this)
>go to Natural History museum
>see Chads and Staceys
>see Changs and Staceys
>see lots of East Asian kids in suits- probably future Chinese prefect leaders or high level Singaporean government employees
>go back on underground line
>get on jubilee line, which always seems to transport really fucking happy party types on weekends

I am now having a coffee outside and I will go to McDonalds afterwards and enjoy the new American style burger.

There was a stegosaurus skeleton and it was found in the USA. A European country would have to lose a war to give away something like this.

When I see crowds in the underground of tourists it feels like there is something not there mentally. I can't hear Spanish or Portuguese being spoken without expecting imminent societal collapse and runaway inflation.

A GigaChad and GigaStacey were sitting in the evolution section (with old skulls), almost as if they were part of the exhibit.

I didn't see any bismuth in the rock sections, which where the patrician 4chan parts. Some of the science museum and natural history museums are Reddit cringe sections.

>> No.13302730

I woke up at 1130. Not working on the weekends is legit :3

>> No.13302731
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13302731

Your masterpiece remains unsurpassed, mate. This new one didn't impress me. Work on it.

>> No.13302735

>>13302723
>A GigaChad and GigaStacey were sitting in the evolution section (with old skulls), almost as if they were part of the exhibit.
LMAO this is why I like londonfrog

>> No.13302738

>>13302723
Glad you’re not perpetually eating sugary garbage anymore, Londonfrog. Just kick your fast food habit and you might actually see a real improvement to your state of mind

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>>13302723
>>see lots of East Asian kids in suits- probably future Chinese prefect leaders or high level Singaporean government employees
Ah, yes. Excess wealth, fancy suits, and conference calls. The true goal^TM of life. 10_things_billionaires_do_every_morning_THAT_YOU_SHOULD_TOO.mp4

>> No.13302743

>>13302723
The most patrician thing about you LF is how much you walk. You need to spend a few weeks backpacking the Continent.

>> No.13302750

>>13302723
>and enjoy the new American style burger.
Aren't all burgers american style?

>> No.13302751

>>13302738

I have binged on the previous 5 days but I'm pretty sure that yesterday was the final non-fast food binge

>> No.13302752

This was great. Reminds me a little of Sebald.

I just woke up and I'm going to get stoned and play video games all day. Which is exactly what I did yesterday.

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>>13302750
>we invented burgers!
It just means bigger and more disgusting.

>> No.13302759

>>13302751
LF replied???? wtf is the world going to end?

>> No.13302761

>>13302741
Poorfag cope.

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>>13302761
Reminder the queen of the ants is still just an ant.

>> No.13302767

>>13302759
He lurks after he posts these threads initially, and then literally never returns :3

>> No.13302769

>>13302764
based heatposter

>> No.13302771

>>13302723
keep posting londonfrog

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>>13302769
peak aesthetics right here bro. You might not like it, but this is it.

>> No.13302781

>>13302777
I sure like it bro. Cinema peaked in the 90s.

>> No.13302783

Report this bullshit thread

>> No.13302797

>>13302783
t. newfag wtih null understanding of /lit/ board culture

>> No.13302800

>>13302783
cringe

>> No.13302803

>>13302764
Better than being a worker ant.

>> No.13302832

>>13302803
Only if by work you mean wageslaving.

>> No.13302839

>see girl while walking outside
>go home and cry for being a failure as a human being

>> No.13302845
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I'm going through college on an ROTC contact, and my current college (UCCS) does what I *need* it to do and I even like the people here but I might be able to transfer to Texas A&M.
I don't know if I should take the easy and safe route and stay and miss any chance at a prestigious Cadet Corp and University, or leave and miss out on the benefits of the relationships I've built here.

>> No.13302897

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT BOOKS?

>> No.13302900

>>13302897
half the threads here are not even about books lmao

>> No.13302926

>>13302845
shoo shoo zogbot

>> No.13303145

>>13302897
Have sex