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>Dad is reading a book
>Saw me walk into the room
>He says “ohhohoh that darn Yossarian, what WILL he think of next?”
>glances at me like he said something witty
>I ignore and grab a DVD of ‘lock stock and two smoking barrels’ to make it seem like that was my main objective for coming into the room

Now I just want this fucking movie out of my room and my OCD has been activated cause he’s still in there and I can’t put it back even if I wanted to without another awkward encounter.

AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHFUCK BOOMERS FUCK BOOMERS FUCK BOOMERS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM FUCKING STOMPING YOUR FUCKING HEAD INNNNNNN


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEE REEEEEE REEEEE
REE

>> No.13295195

>>13295191
Tell your dad to read a real novel.

>> No.13295204

Just shit on your dads opinions you effeminate fuck

>> No.13295583
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13295583

>“ohhohoh that darn Yossarian, what WILL he think of next?”

>> No.13295588

>>13295191
He was just trying to connect with you. Have some compassion you autist

>> No.13295589

Boomers are the superior generation.
*sips*

>> No.13295632

>>13295589
Boomers aren’t that bad, it’s gen y and x that are fucked

>> No.13295647

>>13295191
Why don't you just move out and get your own place?

>> No.13296088

>>13295191
so?
how old are you? 12?

>> No.13296105

>>13295589

OPs dad sounds like a cool guy

>> No.13296120

what book was it?

>> No.13296145

>was reading a book
>saw son walk in
>I never spend enough time with my son, so try talking to him about my book
>"ohhohoh that darn Yossarian, what WILL he think of next?"
>glance and smile at son
>he blankly stares back and grabs a random movie and walks away
>he isnt even watching the movie
>why doesnt my son want to talk to me?

>> No.13296233

>>13296145
based
i feel sorry for OP's dad

>> No.13296239

>>13295195
Cringe and gaypilled

>>13295588
>>13295647
>>13296105
>>13296088
Based as fuck

>> No.13296684

>>13296120
How many books have characters called Yossarian?

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13296722

>>13296145
>maybe he will finally talk
>maybe his mom was wrong asking me to get him tested
>i think he likes books, maybe he's read this one, maybe he'll finally respond
>better say something light so he doesn't feel too much pressure “ohhohoh that darn Yossarian, what WILL he think of next?”
>...
>guess we better get him tested

>> No.13297973

>>13296684
My diary desu

>> No.13298030

>>13296722
the fuck are you going to test him for?

>> No.13298063

Be grateful OP. Sure, your dad's attempts to connect with you were cringe but at least he's trying. My dad is a legit piece of shit that wants to see me end in the poorhouse.

>> No.13298070

>>13298030
same thing you apparently have

>> No.13299086

>>13295191
I feel bad for your dad. He got a cunty son. Maybe one day you'll appreciate him. Like after your 14th birthday or something.
My dad watches Fast and Furious movies on business trips and wants to talk to me about them. And I humour him. Because he humoured me by being a supportive and invested father, coach and mentor.

>> No.13299102

>>13299086
Sounds like a cuckold

>> No.13299104 [DELETED] 

>>13295583
>>13296105
>>13296120
>>13296145
>>13296239
>>13296722
>>13299102
I'm reading a book right now :3

>> No.13299629

>>13295191
Fuck I’m gonna go spend some time with my dad. You suck

>> No.13299744

>>13298030
the 'tism
however wait lists for autism testing are two years long...which should tell you all you need to know about the veracity of undiagnosed autism.

>> No.13299803

>>13295191
>awkward around your OWN FATHER
how is that possible? You need to get closer to your old man

>> No.13299815

>>13298030
Assburgers

>> No.13299887

>>13295191
Your name is Yossarian? Your dad has clearly hated you for a long time.

>> No.13301195
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13301195

Every time I ask my dad if he's read a specific book, he says he did it sometime in the 80s.

>> No.13301331

>>13299744
>wait lists for autism testing are two years long
That doesn’t seem reasonable, how hard can it be to diagnose

>> No.13301496

>>13301195
Every time I tell my mother about a film I watched she tells me she watched it in a Russian cinema in the 90s