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1325333 No.1325333 [Reply] [Original]

Ok, so my bitch of a mother bought me a kindle for Christmas instead of a PS3 like I asked.

Can you believe her? I'm sure that even you guys would prefer something other than a device to read books on as a damn Christmas gift.

>> No.1325339
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1325339

>Ok, so my bitch of a mother bought me a kindle for Christmas instead of a PS3 like I asked.
>she wants to fuck

>> No.1325357

>Ok, so my bitch of a mother bought me a kindle for Christmas instead of a PS3 like I asked.
>I'm a huge orson welles

>> No.1325371
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>>1325357
>posting this because its such a shit meme that i actually like it

>> No.1325381

I'd be just as pissed. Fuck do you need a kindle for, If you want a book just go out and get it.

>> No.1325382

>>1325333

I want to hurt you.

Stupid troll, that's no way to talk about someone that just wasted a lot of money on your superfluous ass.

>> No.1325385

>>1325333
WE DON'T FUCKING CARE, BRO.

>> No.1325389

>>1325381
this. except i wouldn't be pissed at all I'd take it to the pawnshop and call the mexican who sells me heroin.

>> No.1325487

bump

>> No.1325496

I asked for a Kindle for Christmas. That way I can carry my collection of classics without packing forty pounds worth of books. Not to mention I can't buy a book on a plane.

>> No.1325501

>>1325487
seriously? You're bumping this thread.

GTFO dumbass

>> No.1325510
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1325510

Interesting approach OP.
I once pulled a similar thread where I pretended I was a 17 year old who had his car keys taken away and went on to bitch like an ungrateful child. Get's em every time.

>> No.1325517

>>1325333
Ok, so my little shit of a son wanted a PS3 for Christmas but I got him a Kindle instead.

Maybe that little fuck stain will read more and not be such a disappointment.

>> No.1325584

I trolled /v/ using this idea

check it out >>>/v/80147351

>> No.1325598

>>1325584
>Ok, so my bitch mother got me a PS3 for Christmas instead of a Kindle like I asked.

Think bigger:

>Ok, so my bitch mother got me a PS3 for Christmas instead of a book like I asked.

>> No.1325603

>>1325598
Damn. I should have done this instead. I'll do that next time.