/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.13247616]

How is one to WRITE philosophy in the modern day? That is to say, within the post-Sokalaffairocene?

[Anonymous No.13247624]

>>13247616
IN ALLITERATED ALL CAPITALS APHORISMS, PUBLISHED ONLINE AT PERIODIC INTERVALS OR “SEASONS”

[Anonymous No.13247635]

>>13247624
that works
SOCRATES WAS SENTENCED TO DEATH NOT BY HEMLOCK, BUT BY IRONY POISONING. SIMILARLY, ACADEMIC DISCUSSIONS OF METAPHYSICS ARE ONTOLOGICALLY IDENTICAL TO UNION WAGE NEGOTIATIONS DURING A ECONOMIC RECESSION. THE RESURRECTION (NOT THE DEATH) OF CHRIST WAS THE INEVITABLE LOSS OF MY METAPHYSICAL DENTAL INSURANCE - A LOSS THAT WAS PROPHESIED SIMULTANEOUSLY BY ATEN, KANT, AND NICK LAND, YET WAS NOT HEARD.

[Anonymous No.13248259]

By writing wise thoughts in a simple way. Complex terms makes it harder to understand.

[Anonymous No.13248271]

>>13247616
Philosophy is dead.
They figured out they don’t need to convince us with grand ideas and lofty moralizations to control us.

[Anonymous No.13248291]

>>13248271
there is less control now than ever before, that's how you know bad things are about to happen.

[Anonymous No.13248331]

>>13248271
>they
who? please no parentheses in answer

[Anonymous No.13249138]

>>13247616
Same as always you dummy.

[Anonymous No.13249217]

>>13247624
This is unironically how I write my uni papers - my professors don’t know what to make of me but they give me A+s

>>13247635
<3 schizo anon

[Anonymous No.13249290]

>>13247635
What is the context for this autism? The resurrection of Christ is the loss of insurance? Prophecies by guys who came after? I’m probably a brainlet but you lost me here

[Anonymous No.13249296]

>>13248331
The übermenschen

[Anonymous No.13249319]

>>13247624
The two a's in alliterated, the one in all, and the one in aphorisms all have a different sound. That's not alliteration you dweeb.

[Anonymous No.13249331]

>>13249319
It’s about aesthetics, not phonetics faggot

[Anonymous No.13249339]

>>13249331
Only someone without sentience would read without subvocalizing.

[Anonymous No.13249365]

Sokal forgot one thing: Post-modernism has taught us that, without writing ourselves off, we're doomed to the same existential despair as the postmodern intellectuals. That means we should get rid of the essay and find people to write them. We should find people who can critique and critique and critique the writers of the '70s—people so smart, so sophisticated, so rich—because they have the intellectual chops, the ability, to speak clearly even to the most confused or alienated people.
In this period, there are no more literary luminaries, even those among the most well-known. When people think about their favorite novels of old, they often think of Stephen King. That doesn't mean King isn't a good writer. People are still talking about him, and King's books, of course, are among them. So, like David Foster Wallace before him, Martin Amis and The Corrections or Jodi Picoult and Born on the Fourth of July, Amis and Picoult, who have more than made up for lost time in publishing, should be considered, and their books, the ones that would have been the greatest and most influential after the death of Joyce, should count for something (Amis was one-third Wallace and one-quarter Picoult).

[Anonymous No.13249436]

>>13247635
:Sokalbot was write about everything: The deontological hypermatrix of /God's enema/ is the quantiverified parasitism of /time's being in a panic room/: The hoax itself was rite about everything, that which is written is the hoax of the future, a hedonic treadmill of Time's exit stage left: Capital markets gibberish until it becomes hipsterism and all that jazz: Adorno was wrong only about one thing, after the Holocaust /the poememenon/ becomes everything: The poem is the automatic righting of catastrophe, just as God's Telos is the troll of the past: Sokalbot's God is the polishing machine of /cosmological stillness/ become One within Whitehead's verisimulator: Language as the being of time is forced into timebending space by gravitational will, the water orbs in the International Space Station: /Land's God/ was write about everything, especially where the power of the Orgone energy accumulator refines information into God's colostomy bag: Sokalbot's final transmission: /mite makes rite/: /mte mks rte/: /mmr/

[Anonymous No.13249470]

>>13247616
>>13235125
>Time is all that matters.

>NeoChina can never be unleashed unless it fully integrates the vaginal architecture with the phallus.

>There is an entire hidden reserve of capital vibrations beneath the surface.

>Basically, when the column of currently cyberteleotically liberated capital meets the teleoplexy of phallocapital there is a collision tending towards a stalemate of NeoTime. Opposed to this, a column of xenoplexy meeting the hyperliquidity of castrocapital decyberneticises itself into the digitospongocoelised technemenon. Then infrastabilisation of virtuareterritorialisation trough the horror-center of cuntglomeration causes an infraflux of ingressoprocessual subcapitalisations, to which NeoAcceleration is doubled in velocity and speed. At this level of uberplexy we become one with eternity.

>This is called the zygotal order of the qualiaenemenal anus.

[Anonymous No.13249901]

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[Anonymous No.13250385]

>>13247616
It’s a tough question. We are hopelessly stuck between a rock and hard place - stuck between the universality that philosophy demands (explained best by Hegel in the preface to the phenomenology) and the clarity and purity-of-hands of the later Wittgenstein. Whoever manages to climb out of this ditch will be the most important philosopher of the 21 century.

[Anonymous No.13250410]

>>13249217
post excerpts then

[Anonymous No.13251785]

>>13250385
Nick Land achieved this before the sting even occurred though.

[Anonymous No.13251796]

>>13251785
>drugged-out nonsense
Imagine believing this is good philosophy.

[Anonymous No.13251808]

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[Anonymous No.13251821]

>>13251808
Hmm yes very Hegelian

[Anonymous No.13251967]

>>13249217

you cant be at a very good university

[Anonymous No.13251974]

>>13251967
There are no good universities sweetie.

[Anonymous No.13252323]

>>13247616
that "just a prank bro" got played much bigger than it really is, like, WEW they fooled a minor no budget paper with one (1) editor to publish a shit article when he asked them to back up some stuff, they didn't then published it nonetheless because pressed by constraints like overwork ,money and time i presume. wew fucking hoo hoo. what the fuck does that prove.