/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.13225073]

What is the highest form of literature?

[Anonymous No.13225075]

interspecies romance

[Anonymous No.13225086]

>>13225073
I wonder if she fucks that dog

[Anonymous No.13225088]

>>13225073
Poetry.

[Anonymous No.13225092]

>>13225073
Putting peanut butter in your pusy and letting your dog lick it out and writing poems about good it made your clit feel

[Anonymous No.13225093]

>>13225073
Me on the right

[Anonymous No.13225096]

>>13225073
my dairy haha oops..I mean my DIARY!

[Anonymous No.13225098]

Op the highest form of lit is copywriting for an ad aganecy

[Anonymous No.13225099]

>>13225092
based pusy post

[Anonymous No.13225106]

>>13225088
What type of poetry?

[Anonymous No.13225108]

Haha imagine if yuo was dog lmao

[Anonymous No.13225114]

>>13225092
Considering the lengths my dog will go to get peanut butter out of a toy this disturbs me.

[Anonymous No.13225117]

>>13225106
"Type" doesn't matter, all that matters is quality. The contemporary inclination to obscurantism is a plague, though.

[Anonymous No.13225118]

>>13225073
That's one happy doggo.
God I wish that was me.

Took one of those sexuality spectrum tests .
About 85 %/ heterosexual and 35 % homo.
Apparently I still qualify as a heterosexual though ?

Whatever that means.

I feel terrible, like there's a parasyte inside me or I'm deseased.
I fucking hate my life.

Boy I love ass btw.

[Anonymous No.13225119]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? My one single wish is to be left to my own asexual devices, free from the thorned grip of perverse tempation, unclouded or swayed in my noble search for intellectual playthings of the mind, yet by your hand I am endlessly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will these hands ever feel a woman's swaying weight in their open palms? Will I ever know a plump, ruby pair of lips perched betwixt my shoulder and my ear, whispering "I want you, I want you now" in that chocolatey croon I know so well from dreamtime? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole, indicating the completed unity of our unhinged sexual impulses?

Life is a constant hell. Day in and out the tired red eyes glaze in some attempt to shield me from these images. I am floating in the blistering heat of my id's vacuum, castrated and blinded by my wretched libido. No wonder I resent women so.

[Anonymous No.13225125]

Please delete this thread.

[Anonymous No.13225139]

>>13225108
holy kekemoley, can i get a BASED in this club?

[Anonymous No.13225142]

>>13225108
holy pickle rick batman on a popsicle! now this is worthy of upgolding!

[Anonymous No.13225143]

>>13225119
>>13225118
You guys are fucking retarded :3

Blondes are nice, but not whores. Just content yourself and separate the world of women into two kinds:

- Those that wear yoga pants

- Those that do not wear yoga pants

The ones that wear yoga pants are 'whores' and should be treated as such. Since many of you want an 'art hoe gf' I can't know for sure if this is getting through or anything, but basically you want to stay away from whores. You'll get along better with women who have sex less anyway, it'll lead to a happier relationship. :3

[Anonymous No.13225145]

>>13225143
stfu nerd

[Anonymous No.13225150]

>>13225143
Jesus christ shut up

[Anonymous No.13225162]

>>13225114
whereas a man would do it for free

[Anonymous No.13225163]

>>13225143
You get two kinds of people:

- Those that can be put into one of two categories.

- Those that can't.

Also the :3 looks both like her butt and the appropriate expression for resting your head on her butt :33

[Anonymous No.13225164]

>>13225108
LOL! DOG!

[Anonymous No.13225165]

>>13225164
xD

[Anonymous No.13225233]

>>13225163
Jesus I've never cringed this hard before.

[Anonymous No.13225243]

>>13225233
It's my pleasure.

What was the previous thing that my post managed to usurp from its lofty position as your cringiest of cringe?

[R Æ V S S Q A N D V S !KNDYYIIins No.13225255]

THE PHILOSOPHICAL APHORISM IS THE MOST EXCELLENT FORM OF LITERATURE.

[Anonymous No.13225260]

now this is a good, very literary thread

[Anonymous No.13225263]

>>13225260
The booty is flat like the cover of my literatures.

[Anonymous No.13225265]

>>13225073
Beast is my fetish. There is very little hotter than seeing a woman show her true colors by fucking the most primal things she can.

[Anonymous No.13225270]

>>13225073
essays

[Anonymous No.13225271]

>>13225255
Are you a nazi ?
If not what would you define yourself as ?

[Anonymous No.13225368]

>>13225073
I want the girl to bully the doggo with stinky braps.

[Anonymous No.13225373]

suicide notes

[Anonymous No.13225379]

Product labels are unironically the highest form of man-made literatùere

[Anonymous No.13225380]

>>13225106
Urdu

[Anonymous No.13225385]

>>13225271
pagan.

[Anonymous No.13225410]

>>13225086
she's white... so, yes.

[Anonymous No.13225446]

>>13225368
He would probably like that. The ass and the surrounding regions are the stinkiest parts of the body, even on females. You have probably noticed that her legs are spread quite wide in this picture. Not only is the dog attractes to her pinky stinky, but the spreading of her legs have forced open slimy labia releasing an unholy stench of semen, lubricant, smegma, and stinky cock. I'm sure the dog is enjoying the plethora of smells her nether region is oozing. One more fart would be a blessing.

[Anonymous No.13225457]

>>13225410
>fucks dogs
>tight little ass
>freckles
>blue eyes
>indeterminate hair color
>necklace thing
>Germanic nose
>white teeth and skin

[Anonymous No.13225493]

>>13225098
I wanna do a reverse Dillio so bad right now. (Also wish Koch bros could take a joke.)

[Anonymous No.13225507]

>>13225143
>nawalt
holy reddit...I want no more

[Anonymous No.13225519]

>>13225117
Except obscurantism is what retards say to oppose any works that are difficult. It's what editors say so that they don't have to engage in critical thinking. It also carries an ideological bias towards the reading which sees the voice as implicitly abstract and therefore never an opportunity to understand intent or the human that wrote the piece. Your desire for concrete images and plain speaking people is itself a plague of groupthink.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » /qKRybJPyoB No.13225529]

>>13225143
Have sex incel

[Anonymous No.13225691]

>>13225529
BEND OVER

[Anonymous No.13225698]

>>13225086
Girls would rather fuck dogs than non-Chads

[Anonymous No.13225704]

>>13225698
We really need a beta uprising and fast

[Anonymous No.13225713]

>>13225704
It's coming. Many young men are becoming disillusioned with video games and porn

[Anonymous No.13225716]

>>13225108
Complete win.

[Anonymous No.13225767]

>>13225073
shitposting

[Anonymous No.13225873]

>>13225073
You have to get into the mindset of a girl to understand. To be at that level of self absorption is something dogs will find very hard to comprehend.
The whole reason she took that pic is because she thought that the silly face she was doing made her look cute, but she can't just post some random pic of her making that face because it would be weird. So she looks around and tries to find something weird going on that would be a good excuse for her to make that face. She can't really see anything but she sees some dog and thinks maybe I can use the way he's sleeping as an excuse to take a pic of me making my sexy cute face. Now the dog in the pic looks like a perfectly normal dog who isn't really doing anything weird but that's not relevant. He was just a prop she could use to further her own vain pursuits. His feelings or even the way he was sleeping didn't come into the equation at all.
It's like when a girl tweets "When he is a good boy <3 <3 xD". She's not thinking of the billions of pitbulls who aren't good boys that might get upset about that. She's just thinking about that one dog in her park and what she can do to get him to notice her. "hmm maybe he doesn't know he likes me. I know! I'll post a tweet saying I like dogs who look like him". When you start to take dogs feelings out of the equation only think inwardly it becomes easy to understand.
Basically when she posted that pic the only thing that was going through her mind was "I hope people think this face makes me look cute"

[Anonymous No.13226180]

>>13225108
based & redpilled

[Anonymous No.13226194]

take the dog pill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IQVGIHtB48

[Anonymous No.13226247]

>>13225410
Fuck...I want her so much bros

[Anonymous No.13226255]

>>13226247
just reincarnate as a dog bro

[Anonymous No.13226284]

>>13226255
One chance at life and I wasn't born as a Chad or a dog

[Anonymous No.13226299]

>>13226247
>>13225410
>>13225457
who is she?

[Anonymous No.13226302]

>>13226299
No idea. I'm just turned on a little

[Anonymous No.13226314]

>>13226299
She's who I've been waiting for my whole life

[Anonymous No.13226422]

I wish that was me

[Anonymous No.13226455]

>>13225410
How dare you insult white people! my friends on the /pol/ discord will be hearing of this.

[Anonymous No.13226457]

>>13225143
why would anyone take advice from this guy? He sucked the trannys dick

[Anonymous No.13226460]

>>13226284

[Anonymous No.13226463]

>>13226455
>implying it's an insult and not the highest expression of female sexuality
I am disappoint

[Anonymous No.13226507]

>>13225108
imagine I lick her pusy

[Anonymous No.13226536]

>>13225108
If only to be dog

[Anonymous No.13226539]

>>13225117
>he contemporary inclination to obscurantism is a plague, though.
What do you mean? Can you be more precise/provide examples?

[Anonymous No.13226550]

>>13225073
hip-hop

[Anonymous No.13226560]

>>13226460

[Anonymous No.13226591]

>>13226560
I think a little higher of women now

[Anonymous No.13226650]

>thread full of zoofags
>discussion is basal brainlet shit
wow

[Anonymous No.13226665]

>>13226650
Yes, mental masturbation is a much better fetish

[Anonymous No.13226677]

>>13226591
>>13226560
Most animal torture videos also feature women. This is the female version of pedophilia, taking advantage of a lesser being that can be easily manipulated. Men just take it a step further

[Anonymous No.13226682]

>>13226665
Defensive little reply that says nothing. It’s just further proof that zoofag cumbrains are retarded is all I’m saying.

[Anonymous No.13226696]

>>13226550
Unironically this. Literature is masturbatory, over-rationalized contrivance. As is most hip hop where the lyrics are written with care. Only freestyle egoist braggadocio is the Tao

[Anonymous No.13226845]

>>13225265
Please take your fetish to /trash/, they have threads just for you.

[Anonymous No.13226857]

>>13225086
YOU JUST KNOW

[Anonymous No.13226861]

>>13226560
Got me to reply good job.

[Anonymous No.13226867]

I wish I was the girl. Tight pants seem nice, but when I wear them parents get mad at me.

[Anonymous No.13226871]

>>13226560
How common is this?

[Anonymous No.13226883]

>>13226871
90% of white women have fucked at least a dog and a nigger

[Anonymous No.13226889]

>>13226883
Nice stat, /pol/, but I'm looking for sources that aren't complete shit like your ideology.

[Anonymous No.13226907]

>>13226889
>implying /pol/
I guess some pills are too hard to take, white boy. Don't worry too much, dogs are bros.

[Anonymous No.13226912]

>>13225073
Scripture, followed by Epic Poetry
>>13225519
Not an argument
>the human that wrote the piece
have sex

[Anonymous No.13226927]

>>13225073
At this time, there is none. Even philosophy and science are considered fiction/poetry right now.

[Anonymous No.13226945]

>>13225255
YOUR IDIOSYNCRATIC WAY OF CAPITALIZATION BETOKENS A LACK OF CONFIDENCE

[Anonymous No.13227156]

Escapist genre fiction

[Anonymous No.13227165]

I literally can’t wait

[Anonymous No.13227172]

>>13225073
>What is the highest form of literature?

DOG FLESH ON GOD FLESH

[Anonymous No.13227184]

BAREBACK BOXING

[Anonymous No.13227185]

>>13225073
Is this board pro-/beast/?

[Anonymous No.13227194]

[Anonymous No.13227205]

>>13226912
>scripture
Have sex

[Anonymous No.13227253]

How come half of the replies here got deleted?

[Anonymous No.13227273]

>>13227253
mods probably finished jacking off and did their jobs for once

[Anonymous No.13227285]

>>13225255
This one lacks any desirable Aryan traits.
She actually exhibits a prominent Jew nose.
To the Camps with her.

[Anonymous No.13227289]

>>13225106
Tragedy

[Anonymous No.13227310]

>>13225255

Are you actually a woman, as God intended?

[Anonymous No.13227316]

>>13227310
How hecking new are you?

[Anonymous No.13227320]

>>13225255


>Of Logic and its neglect, and the consequent strange Illogicality of many even of our principal writers—hence our Crumbly friable Stile, each Author a mere Hour-Glass, and if we go on in this way, we shall soon have undone all that Aristotle did for the human Race, and come back to Proverbs and Apologues
>The multitude of Maxims, Aphorisms, and Sentences and their popularity among the French, the beginners of this Style, is it some proof and omen of this?

[Anonymous No.13227428]

>>13225255
>>13227310
>>13227316
please respond

[Anonymous No.13227516]

smut written by women

[Anonymous No.13227573]

>>13227185
any non retard who understands how to make an argument is against it
there is zero reserach supporting the fact that animals engage in and think of sex like humans, outside of the most intelligent (chimps and dolphins) so there is zero reason to believe in sex being a mutual exchange between most animals and a human

[Anonymous No.13227586]

>>13225073
Whatever Meditations on the Tarot is

[Anonymous No.13227807]

>>13225073
Does it matter?

I'd never read a book again if she let me hit that.

[Anonymous No.13227819]

NOT PULLING OUT

[Anonymous No.13227825]

>>13225073
Comedy.