/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.13170815]

What's your daily routine, /lit/?

[Anonymous No.13170847]

>wake up
>4chan
>sleep
>wake up

[Anonymous No.13170851]

>wake up at 5am
>masturbate till 8am
>eat cereal and bathe
>look up levitating rocks and turdus levitation techniques
>train tulpa
>browse 4chan till 3 pm
>watch kinos till 11pm
>sometimes masturbate during that time
>browse tv to discuss kinos till 2am
>sleep

[Anonymous No.13170853]

>wake up
>goto sleep

[Anonymous No.13170854]

>wake up
>uni
>4chan
>read
>sleep

[Anonymous No.13170866]

People who have masturbation in their daily routine are cumbrains.

[Anonymous No.13170877]

>>13170866
Cumbrians*

[Anonymous No.13170881]

>>13170851
>>13170866
>>13170877

[Anonymous No.13170886]

>>13170866
based and checked, a new era of celibacy is upon is. incel memes will fly, anal devastation will flow, but in the end the truth will be refound: that it turns out, your ancestors weren't retarded, and there's a perfectly scientific (if you like) answer to why so many people have been prudish throughout history. your grandma would cower away from a naked man on the television; one has to ask why? it's because throughout the generations, we have been fighting against the eternal cumbrain, who is an evil spirit with the potential to possess us all. at the moment we are susceptible to the cumbrain folly, but eventually the normal returns, and the cumbrain is defeated for some time

[Anonymous No.13170891]

>>13170815
Turn off alarm. Stumble into bathroom. Start shower. Brush teeth while water warms. Step in shower. Enjoy the warmth. Step out of shower. Put on clothing. Get in car. Turn on car. Listen to radio. Drive to work. Eat breakfast. Email retarded clients for 8 hours. Listen to coworkers complain about their miserable lives. Eat lunch. Wonder why I'm there. Daydream of being a writer. Drive home. Don't write anything. Eat dinner. Browse internet. Check investments. Check /lit/. Check /o/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/. Check /lit/.

Sleep.

[Anonymous No.13170900]

>>13170877
mfw the Cumbrian Explosion

[Anonymous No.13170951]

>>13170815
Smashwords com/books/view/
924670
I wrote a short piece detailing the most mundane of my days

[Anonymous No.13170963]

>>13170951
Heads up guys it's adware

[Anonymous No.13170977]

>Rise
>Drink a pound of fruit
>Work/Reading
>Come home and shower
>Write at least a page
>Walk 4 miles
>Watch a film
>Attempt to sleep

[Anonymous No.13171126]

>>13170815
>"wake up"
>breakfast
>brush teeth and shower
>uni
>nap
>uni
>write
>4chan
>write
>read
>dinner
>4chan/research
>read
>wash face and brush teeth
>sleep

[Anonymous No.13171185]

>>13170815
>wake up
>read on train to work
>work
>lunch, browse 4chan
>work
>read in train from work
>dinner
>read/gym/4chan
>sleep
>repeat for 40 years

It would almost be tolerable except for the last part.

[Anonymous No.13171194]

>>13170881

How true is this image? Seriously.

[Anonymous No.13171212]

>>13171194
90% true, 10% hyperbole/meme

[Anonymous No.13171298]

>>13170891
what are some novels/short stories about this life

[Anonymous No.13171312]

Wake up
Take a shower
Get in my car
Go to work
Come back home
Make dinner
Read
Sometimes write
Sleep

[Anonymous No.13171321]

>>13171185
Sleeping sucks

[Anonymous No.13171324]

>>13171298
Eeeee eee eeeee by Tao Lin

[Anonymous No.13171337]

>>13171298

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OG5eU-qKQABmY7BeUu2t_vBCPvQReH-_guNfsmaEGiA/edit?usp=drivesdk

[Anonymous No.13171376]

>oh look its this thread again
idk what's typical but this is fairly close
>wake up at 16
>smoke a cigarette and drink some weird japanese coffee my russian girlfriend gave me
>it's not good, but at least it's strong
>shower, shave
>smoke another cigarette while making scrambled eggs
>glance at my texts, will later pretend i didn't see them
>morning whiskey to wake up
>short walk around the city. eavesdrop on random conversations
>return home. make notes on what i overheard. will later incorporate into writings
>check emails for translation requests on obscure language i know. work on the translations. send them back.
>daily reading session
>quickly discover i can't focus on the text. daydream a lot while smoking continuously.
>go outside. consume unholy amounts of fried chicken.
>around 23, call dealer
>gf comes over. she asks what i read today. i lie and say i read something russian
>around midnight begin to ingest bolivian marching powder
>invite friends
>unpredictable events until 5 or 6
>eventually send everyone out of my flat
>coffee, whiskey and cigarettes while browsing the internet
>write poems while tired, but the energy of writing keeps me going
>remind myself that i'm a fraud and a degenerate around 8 or 9 and all my efforts are futile
>smoke a cigarette
>drag myself into my unmade bed

[Anonymous No.13171385]

>>13171212

Anything to back it up? A lot of the stuff I've read about masturbation says it's harmless to good for you. I think it's kind of just woo to believe that abstaining from it can grant you this stuff. Of course, if you're lazy the only thing that can stop you from being lazy is you. Quitting something is willpower which means you can do it which will give you motivation to continue "improving" your life. It wouldn't have to be masturbation.

[Anonymous No.13171393]

>>13171298
nobody has documented my life yet, but i suspect someday i will be famous, so make sure to screencap for the biographers.

[Anonymous No.13171397]

>>13171298
my diary desu

[Anonymous No.13171417]

Routines are for robots.

[Anonymous No.13171432]

>>13170847
This but I also usually fit in 4 to 6 hours of Sid Meier's Civilization 4 and about an hour of sitting nervously thinking about my squandered potential, occasionally spurring myself to spontaneous productivity - cleaning, exercising, reading (like an actual book, not 4chan).

[Anonymous No.13171439]

>>13170854
Comfy

>>13170853
Cringe

[Anonymous No.13171459]

coffee shit lunch

[Anonymous No.13171460]

>>13170815
I have three different ones.

DURING UNI:
>Wake up 5.30am, get dressed, poop, brush teeth, eat.
>Drive to uni
>Classes
>Lunch (if remember)
>Probably take a pee
>Classes
>Go home
>Read for the next day, write things if they're due
>Call GF
>Sleep
>Repeat

WEEKEND:
>Wake up 11am
>Make a nice breakfast - bacon/sausage, eggs, toast, orange juice, tea, the works.
>Read for pleasure, or maybe watch something (rarely).
>SOMETIMES: Go to work (crappy retail job) at 2.30pm, work until closing the shop at 10.30pm
>SOMETIMES: Call GF, make plans, spend a nice day together.

>SUMMER
>Wake up whenever, but usually 11ish out of habit
>Make a good breakfast (See above)
>Sometimes work (see above), sometimes spend a day with GF (see above)
>Sometimes just work on my garden, which gives me various flowers and vegetables, and write terrible short stories to send to magazines.
>Try to save money for a house one day soonish, watch the rejection letters pile up. Life is good.

[Anonymous No.13171473]

>>13171376
kino if true, but since you're lying, cringe

>>13171460
my fav part of this is that you incorporated your toilet habits for the uni routine only

[Anonymous No.13171538]

>wake up
>take crazy pills
>brush teeth
>smoke cigarette
>walk dogs
>feed dogs
>read a book
>eat brunch
>smoke a cigarette
>engage in social media
>go to class
>study
>smoke a bowl
>shitpost
>smoke a cigarette
>eat
>smoke a cigarette
>shower
>smoke a cigarette
>brush teeth
>read or watch something
>sleep

[Anonymous No.13171563]

>>13171376
Best post ITT, I like you

[Anonymous No.13171567]

>google search "Megan Boyle"
>https://twitter.com/meganboyle
>https://www.instagram.com/meganassboyle
>double click on This PC > Downloads > Memes > Megan Boyle, Rupi Kaur, Mary Beard folder
>scroll to feet pics
>right click on feet with fewest duplicates
>open with Paint
>resize by 1 pixel
>save as PNG
>imagine the dozens of Megan Boyle feet pics as a bandoleer of memetic munitions to be deployed wherever needed to BTFO titsguys, assmen and the unsincere
>Bing search '"Megan Boyle" and shoes'
>Turn Safe Search to "Off"
>Scroll for new dank pics
>Search Wikifeet for Danica Patrick and other brunettes sharing Megan Boyle's foot phenotype (tiny toes, medium arches, perfectly sloping metatarsal geometries)
>Scroll through documented and undocumented Megan Boyle foot aesthetics, feeling their shapes occlude and eclipse all other thought, all other desires
>there is only Megan Boyle's feet
>I am now ready to begin writing

[Anonymous No.13171575]

>>13170866
>>13170881
Based. Masturbation is a terrible habit that only gets worse the more you feed it.

[Anonymous No.13171609]

Living the dispassionate neet life. It is great
>wake up
>meditate
>exercise
>morning routine
>read
>lunch
>read
>dinner
>read
>meditate
>write
>night routine
>pray
>bed

[Anonymous No.13171651]

>watch NYPD blue until 1AM
>Sleep
>Wake between 8 and 930AM
>Grind coffee, boil water, beat eggs, wash fruit, warm pan for sausage/steak/bacon/mushrooms
>Get babby
>Change babby's diaper
>Bring babby and babby's designated stuffed animals downstairs
>Close both gates to ensure babby cannot escape
>Provide babby with needed water, holding cup until babby is done gulping and returns to morning exploring and curiosities
>add oil to pan
>add meat to oiled pan
>add butter to other pan, wait until foaming ceases
>add eggs
>reduce heat
>season, shape, fold, add cheese
>turn off heat
>plate food on babby friendly plates
>allow to cool
>open blinds per babby's instructions, tend to issues pointed to with great urgency by the babby
>place babby in chair
>buckle the babby
>place warm but not hot food before babby
>place water by babby
>add fresh fruit to plate unless it would interfere with babby eating eggs and meat
>make pour-over coffee
>clean dishes
>provide seconds to hungry babby
>read
>sip coffee
>read
>give baby fruit and cookie to prolong reading and coffee time
>unbuckle and unseat babby
>get dressed and go out into the world
>we will write later

[Anonymous No.13171682]

>Wake up
>Go to the bathroom
>Sit on the toilet and feel how the night escapes my body through my asshole
>Rest my eyes on my knees pushing them until I feel dizzy and start seeing black patches blooming in front of me
>Everyhting else just happens

[Anonymous No.13171790]

>>13171385
People always want a reason, a boogeyman to blame for their failures. There's nothing wrong with it, unless you let it consume your thoughts and your life. But that's true of anything.

[Anonymous No.13171804]

smoking loads of cigarettes is /lit/ AF: is what i'm drawing from this thread.

[Anonymous No.13171806]

>>13171417
And those with autism.

[Anonymous No.13171863]

>>13171804
based

[Anonymous No.13172016]

>>13171609
people actually live like this?

[Anonymous No.13172039]

>arise
>walk the dog
>go to gym
>2 hours of reading for phd
>1 hour of language study
>1 hour of piano
>lunch and meditation
>2 hours of reading for phd
>1 hour of language study
>1 hour of piano
>gf comes home, chat and relax
>walk dog again
>rock climbing
>read before bed
>"i've destroyed my late 20s"
>slumber