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Here’s a broom harry, free of charge, it’s the best in the world. The others? Oh, they’ll just make do with their shitty 100 year old brooms.

What’s that weasley? You want to play as well? Too bad you’re poor and we only have 1 sport. Now shut up and look at harry, he’s flying so fast

>> No.13138952

HOWEVER

>> No.13139077

>Yes, yes, well done Slytherin, well done. However.

Surprised Snape didn't murder him sooner.

>> No.13139110

>>13138952
>>13139077
Snape cheats and probably took off like 200 points on bullshit. Dumbledore just swoops in and corrects it at the end

>> No.13139134

>>13139110
>when mcgonnagal gives someone a cutting edge racing broom it's "nice"
>when lucius does it it's "cheating"
So much anti-Slytherin bias and Slytherin still wipes the floor when it's 3 houses against 1 and all but one professor is biased against them.

>> No.13139147

Middle-class Toryism to be rebranded as woke liberalism: A Novel

>> No.13139882

>>13139147
no, just a childrens book for self-inserters that got popular, so the author decided to weigh in on politics.

>> No.13140798

No! Tha Canon!!!

>> No.13140926
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13140926

>>13138922
>"FEAR OF A NAME ONLY INCREASES FEAR OF THE THING ITSELF!"
>Literally no mention of how Vadermort enchanted his own name to use exclamations of it to automatically find and murder anyone who talked about him
>>13139882
>so the author decided to weigh in on politics.
Shame she didn't stop.

>> No.13141328

>>13138922
why have broom when you could have bloom
"no!"
hahahaha